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[upsettingshorts]

You don't know any of that any more than they know that Varric is some kind of Dwarven Sean Connery. It's basically, for lack of a better term, a running gag. Quit taking it so seriously.

[nightcobra]

vilnii wrote...

These useless people are not heeding my advice...


Ok let me tell you some of the things that Varric has done, and see whether you still like him after that.


First of all, Varric has blood on his hands. How can you love somebody that has been killing people from the shadows with his Bianca thingy


Ok another one, do you know he has internal hatred for Hawke? I mean deep rooted internal hatred because Hawke is a star and he has to live his life vicariously through what Hawke has achieved. Do you not know that Varric secretly resents not being the champion?


Do you how much Varric hates that a lovely woman like Cassandra is asking all these questions about Hawke when he Varric is starving for attention? Why do you think he has opened his chest? Why do you think he is spinning tall tales? He wants Cassandra to stop talking about Hawke!


Now you know that Varric never was and never will be your friend. So stop fawning over him.


Varric feels insulted and ridiculed each time you look down at him and say something sweet...He thinks you are just saying it because you know he will never be a celebrity like you...


Stop fawning over him...

Cool story bro

[Ortaya Alevli]

vilnii wrote...

These useless people are not heeding my advice...

Dude, I get that you mean to be funny, but you're not on the right foot. Just sayin'.

[Leonia]

It's the internet? Tone doesn't convey well in text alone. *looks at all the anti-voiced protagonist supporters as she types*



Also, well-played Nightcobra. I think I am going to draw an extra Varric-art this week to keep this thread as on-topic as humanly possible. MEG's keeping us all on our toes lately.

[upsettingshorts]

vilnii wrote...

How can anyone read that post and think I am being serious?

Haven't had my coffee yet?  The number of completely absurd posters on BSN who are serious?

[Leonia]

I'm always serious.

[Ortaya Alevli]

leonia42 wrote...

It's the internet? Tone doesn't convey well in text alone. *looks at all the anti-voiced protagonist supporters as she types*

Heh, spot-on. Happened to me just...hmm, lemme check...about an hour ago. I'll never learn.

I guess the blame falls on those who get a kick out of seriously offending others for no apparent reason.

[Leonia]

Ortaya Alevli wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

It's the internet? Tone doesn't convey well in text alone. *looks at all the anti-voiced protagonist supporters as she types*

Heh, spot-on. Happened to me just...hmm, lemme check...about an hour ago. I'll never learn.

I guess the blame falls on those who get a kick out of seriously offending others for no apparent reason.

Varric doesn't approve of douchebags who enjoy offending others. He's a laid back dude and tolerates a lot but that's just not something he'll put up with. Be nice to people or succumb to the chest hair.

[Ortaya Alevli]

I can just see ladies being intentionally mean for a chance to succumb to the chest hair.

[Anarya]

leonia42 wrote...

It's the internet? Tone doesn't convey well in text alone. *looks at all the anti-voiced protagonist supporters as she types*

Also, well-played Nightcobra. I think I am going to draw an extra Varric-art this week to keep this thread as on-topic as humanly possible. MEG's keeping us all on our toes lately.

I don't know what you're talking about. There's no such thing as tone, especially not in a Bioware game.

[Apollo Starflare]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

Cool story bro

I'd somehow never seen this one before. Needless to say you just made my day. :happy:

[nightcobra]

Apollo Starflare wrote...

I'd somehow never seen this one before. Needless to say you just made my day. :happy:

i've been waiting for a moment to use it on, it's all about timing;)

[Leonia]

I'm tempted to make that my desktop, Isabela has been keeping my desktop warm for too long. It needs some Varric-goodness.

[Anarya]

You never saw Buddy Christ Varric? Oh, well I'm glad someone reposted it then.

[Apollo Starflare]

Anarya wrote...

You never saw Buddy Christ Varric? Oh, well I'm glad someone reposted it then.

I always felt like something was missing from my life and now I know what it was!

[upsettingshorts]

Anarya wrote...

You never saw Buddy Christ Varric? Oh, well I'm glad someone reposted it then.

In case somebody doesn't get the reference.

[Maria Caliban]

vilnii wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

You don't know any of that any more than they know that Varric is some kind of Dwarven Sean Connery. It's basically, for lack of a better term, a running gag. Quit taking it so seriously.

How can anyone read that post and think I am being serious?

No clue. I thought it was amusing.

[GameBoyish]

My sister (who currently draws Chapter Illustration for the FanFic Elysium [formerly Reverse Cowgirl Diplomacy]) has just texted me regarding a WIP Varric fanart... Will bug her to post it ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Risax]

Ah, I could Finally pre-order DA 2 in the Netherlands.

Though Bianca is pretty Bad-ass, I doubt she'll be the best crossbow in the game.

Do you think there are more crossbows like that? Also I heard somewhere that over the years your weapons and armour change, meaning you get a different default armour and weapon. Does this happen to your followers too and if it does, what do you think it will look like.

(And yes, I'm hoping Aimo or Psuedo will make some sweet sweet art about it.)

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Oh god buddy varric returns.

Something is still off about that for me but whatever.

[nightcobra]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Oh god buddy varric returns.
Something is still off about that for me but whatever.

it was a pleasure to put him up againB)

[bsbcaer]

Risax wrote...

Though Bianca is pretty Bad-ass, I doubt she'll be the best crossbow in the game.

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!

[Risax]

bsbcaer wrote...

Risax wrote...

Though Bianca is pretty Bad-ass, I doubt she'll be the best crossbow in the game.

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!

Thank god I swallowed my drink in time or it would've come out of my nose.

You deserve an awesome cookie for this.

Here you go!

Modifié par Risax, 03 décembre 2010 - 06:21 .

[Patriciachr34]

vilnii wrote...

These useless people are not heeding my advice...


Ok let me tell you some of the things that Varric has done, and see whether you still like him after that.


First of all, Varric has blood on his hands. How can you love somebody that has been killing people from the shadows with his Bianca thingy


Ok another one, do you know he has internal hatred for Hawke? I mean deep rooted internal hatred because Hawke is a star and he has to live his life vicariously through what Hawke has achieved. Do you not know that Varric secretly resents not being the champion?


Do you how much Varric hates that a lovely woman like Cassandra is asking all these questions about Hawke when he Varric is starving for attention? Why do you think he has opened his chest? Why do you think he is spinning tall tales? He wants Cassandra to stop talking about Hawke!


Now you know that Varric never was and never will be your friend. So stop fawning over him.


Varric feels insulted and ridiculed each time you look down at him and say something sweet...He thinks you are just saying it because you know he will never be a celebrity like you...


Stop fawning over him...

Not one of us.