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#9451
shumworld

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all this based on a man's chest hair. man this thread is too funny.

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jackkel dragon

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shumworld wrote...

all this based on a man's chest hair. man this thread is too funny.


If you're sane, you aren't living life.

#9453
AzuraLuna

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Dr. Doctor wrote...

That could be how he gets in with Hawke, after all an aspiring Champion of Kirkwall is a pretty big fish in local politics, and having him on Tethas family's side could lead to more money in the long run.


Only thing wrong with this is that Hawke is a nobody when Varric is presumed to meet him.


Varric's job (I think, correct me if I'm wrong) is to know about things that could impact the family's business.  A group of people from Ferelden who don't look like your typical refugees, (possibly) asking about a Dalish clan who just came from Ferelden, might pique his curiosity.  Dalish don't have the best of reputations, and if Varric thinks that Hawke & Co are after revenge for something, it could cause the Dalish clan to retaliate by attacking merchant carivans.  Or Hawke could have a cordial relationship with the clan, and might have a connection he can exploit to get Dalish goods for his business.

Or I could be wrong about all that and Varric just thinks they might be good drinking buddies or something.

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jackkel dragon

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@AzuraLuna: Good ideas. I almost forgot about those Dalish... (I never played the demo T_T)

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Dr. Doctor wrote...

If Varric is a spy he's the James Bond of Dwaves.


If we take it as strictly analogous, Varric would be more like M seeing how he's in charge of the spy network, Bertrand would be playing the role of Home Minister (or even Prime Minister), which would make Varric's agents into 006 or 007...

#9456
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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*pats Varric on the head*

Sorry buddy. Glowing mystery guy is stealing your thunder.

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I tried to draw Varric in a Chestshire (sp?) chair with Isabela leaning against it casually but it came out poorly.. still need a decent idea for this week's DVT (drawing chairs is not my strongpoint). Hm, actually, I will have to do DVT early or late this week, have a busy day on Thursday. Going to go see Muse, yay!

Modifié par leonia42, 07 décembre 2010 - 06:36 .


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Earlier is better than later, you know!



If I could draw better than stick figures, I'd contribute, but... I don't have the means. I don't even have crayons, otherwise I'd print out Pour Homme Varric, color it in, scan it and submit it. If Aimo allows that sort of thing.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

*pats Varric on the head*
Sorry buddy. Glowing mystery guy is stealing your thunder.


/Monty Python  *But Im not dead yet!!!* /Monty Python

That being said, glowing pansy elfish type mystery guy doesn't have the depth that our Varric brings to the table

#9460
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If it helps at all, you can try convincing Varric fans to overrun Meg fans while screaming at the top of their lungs.

^_^

I imagine this will work for getting revenge on those who steal one's thunder.

Modifié par The Director, 07 décembre 2010 - 10:31 .


#9461
Patriciachr34

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It's been an unfortunate couple of weeks. I need to snuggle in the warming embrace of coconut scented chest hair. "Varric, take me away!"

#9462
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I have a Varric drawing laying around for DVT (done while bored at a conference), but it'll take me a week or two to have a scanner handy to upload it.

#9463
Leonia

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Aww, you're such a tease, Xewaka!

#9464
bsbcaer

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Varric looks good in the developer diary that just recently went up.



In that thread, they have a good screen cap of a number of possible companions standing behind hawke

#9465
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Image IPB

Maybe they get that stereotypical dwarf/elf rivalry that Oghren and Zevran so missed out on.

#9466
Lord_Caledore

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I'm a straight man, and I can't help but admit that Varric is one sexy beast.

#9467
soignee

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hurrr sexy screenshot is sexy

#9468
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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They need to argue over the merits of open-shirtedness.



"It's like a lighthouse, guiding the ladies home."

"I've found they are more fascinated by a little mystery."

"We'll just see who has more fanart when this is over, won't we?"

#9469
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Maybe they get that stereotypical dwarf/elf rivalry that Oghren and Zevran so missed out on.

Either it's just me or Varric looks crosseyed in that shot. It's adorably derpy.

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Apollo Starflare

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I swear Varric gets tastier looking with each new trailer he appears in. :P

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aimo_ahmed

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

I swear Varric gets tastier looking with each new trailer he appears in. :P


Indeedy ^o^ I feel quite motivated for DVT now...BUT after I've had some sleep, finish some work, and go on my mail run.

*happy skipping*

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Xewaka

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Pseudocognition wrote...

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Maybe they get that stereotypical dwarf/elf rivalry that Oghren and Zevran so missed out on.


Where's Varric right hand?

#9473
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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It's there :D



SO MUCH CHESTLINESS.

I think ever time we see him he's opened it up a bit more.

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Pseudocognition wrote...
SO MUCH CHESTLINESS.
I think ever time we see him he's opened it up a bit more.


He knows what we want and he's happy to deliver.

#9475
aimo_ahmed

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Pseudocognition wrote...

It's there :D

SO MUCH CHESTLINESS.
I think ever time we see him he's opened it up a bit more.


Aveline: COVER UP, YOU MAN-HUSSY!

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 08 décembre 2010 - 07:05 .