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Herr Uhl

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Xewaka wrote...

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Maybe they get that stereotypical dwarf/elf rivalry that Oghren and Zevran so missed out on.


Where's Varric right hand?


It is stretched out with his fingers towards you.

#9477
Herr Uhl

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

It's there :D

SO MUCH CHESTLINESS.
I think ever time we see him he's opened it up a bit more.


Aveline: COVER UP, YOU MAN-HUSSY!


She is just jealous that she can't grow chest-hair.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

She is just jealous that she can't grow chest-hair.

Ridiculous. Aveline obviously does grow plentiful chest-hair of her own.

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Oh my jesus. ILU Varric. Yellow elf guy, get out. >.>

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Xewaka

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Herr Uhl wrote...

It is stretched out with his fingers towards you.


Oh, I see it now. He's making a dismissive hand gesture.
That, combined with...

yukidama wrote...
Oh my jesus. ILU Varric. Yellow elf guy, get out. >.>


Makes me think Varric is all "Nah, don't mind the elf. Not that you could pay attention to him having me here."

Modifié par Xewaka, 08 décembre 2010 - 07:26 .


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Varric's going to turn my Hawke gay.

#9482
aimo_ahmed

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yukidama wrote...

Oh my jesus. ILU Varric. Yellow elf guy, get out. >.>


HARDCORE DWARF LOVER, THIS ONE.

But yeah, as far as dwarves go, Varric is so. not. ugly. *questions the snot-tinted goggles some wear*

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yukidama wrote...

Oh my jesus. ILU Varric. Yellow elf guy, get out. >.>


This.

Which gives me the perfect opportunity to say: I LOVE your sig! xD

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Suddenly I feel so alone in this thread ;_;

I... I like the man-waif. Somebody get me to Elfaholics Anonymous.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Suddenly I feel so alone in this thread ;_;
I... I like the man-waif. Somebody get me to Elfaholics Anonymous.


Poor pseudocognition. You have to understand, the elf can't stand a chance when sharing the spotlight with his Chestliness.
*pats head gently*

Modifié par Xewaka, 08 décembre 2010 - 07:28 .


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Don't worry I like the elf too. I just prefer Varric.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Suddenly I feel so alone in this thread ;_;
I... I like the man-waif. Somebody get me to Elfaholics Anonymous.


Sorry Pseudo, but I think playing DA:O and Varric have perma-sealed my dwarven affinity. I've been looking at the elf guy again and again...but nothing. I think my bishonen radar is also really faulty...considering the celebs I've been ogling so far lately are of the GARR variety XD;;

He has nice threads, though.

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Xewaka wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

It is stretched out with his fingers towards you.


Oh, I see it now. He's making a dismissive hand gesture.

When I saw Varric's hand like that I thought to myself that Varric was saying:"Come with me if you want to life.''

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When you see the elf and Varric side-by-side it is obvious that Varric is truly "The Man". The elf just can't compare. Where di we get the pic?

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Suddenly I feel so alone in this thread ;_;
I... I like the man-waif. Somebody get me to Elfaholics Anonymous.


Sorry Pseudo, but I think playing DA:O and Varric have perma-sealed my dwarven affinity. I've been looking at the elf guy again and again...but nothing. I think my bishonen radar is also really faulty...considering the celebs I've been ogling so far lately are of the GARR variety XD;;

He has nice threads, though.


Agreed! I just don't feel anything looking at elf man. He's probably gonna be an awesome character but I just don't care for his looks at all. My bishonendar is totally broken too as of late. 

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Link to DA2 Developer Diary on Gamespot.



I'd say I'm able to ogle both bishonen boys and manry men at the moment. No real set preference yet or ever

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

When you see the elf and Varric side-by-side it is obvious that Varric is truly "The Man". The elf just can't compare. Where di we get the pic?


It's been taken from the Developer's Diary video. Look on the stickies.

#9493
Herr Uhl

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Neesee wrote...

Link to DA2 Developer Diary on Gamespot.

I'd say I'm able to ogle both bishonen boys and manry men at the moment. No real set preference yet or ever


I prefer oogling the manly men to the bishonen boys, Then again, I'm neither female, nor gay or bisexual.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Neesee wrote...

Link to DA2 Developer Diary on Gamespot.

I'd say I'm able to ogle both bishonen boys and manry men at the moment. No real set preference yet or ever


I prefer oogling the manly men to the bishonen boys, Then again, I'm neither female, nor gay or bisexual.


same as me, i prefer to call it admiration than oogling though;)

#9495
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Neesee wrote...

Link to DA2 Developer Diary on Gamespot.

I'd say I'm able to ogle both bishonen boys and manry men at the moment. No real set preference yet or ever


Unless they have a SUPERSEKRIT CHARACTER HYBRID OF BOTH TRAITS up their sleeves...perhaps someone Michael Fassbender-ish.

...

I can already feel my loyalty to Varric wavering just by thinking about it TwT

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Varric, you will always be my bro.

But MEG has fascinatingly impractical footwear.

I'll just have to keep one foot in this thread and one foot in the other.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric, you will always be my bro.
But MEG has fascinatingly impractical footwear.
I'll just have to keep one foot in this thread and one foot in the other.


Which foot is wearing Isabela's boot and which one is wearing the toeless socks?

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Xewaka wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric, you will always be my bro.
But MEG has fascinatingly impractical footwear.
I'll just have to keep one foot in this thread and one foot in the other.


Which foot is wearing Isabela's boot and which one is wearing the toeless socks?


Both. The shoe-socks would totally fit under her +10 Boots of Sexy Stompage

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Both. The shoe-socks would totally fit under her +10 Boots of Sexy Stompage


But what's the point in wearing the shoe-socks if people cannot see them?

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Xewaka wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Both. The shoe-socks would totally fit under her +10 Boots of Sexy Stompage


But what's the point in wearing the shoe-socks if people cannot see them?


The feathers would probably peek out the top? Maybe?
Hopefully they will fuse into some kind of super-shoe.