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[tmp7704]

Pseudocognition wrote...

...hopefully Varric is a shoe appreciator, so this can be on topic.

I thought Varric already proved it with Isabela's shoes he really appreciates them?

(if you don't point out that's not official canon then i won't, either)

Modifié par tmp7704, 09 décembre 2010 - 02:50 .

[slimgrin]

All I've got to say about Varric is he needs to can the John Travolta impression.

[namedforthemoon]

slimgrin wrote...

All I've got to say about Varric is he needs to can the John Travolta impression.

I don't get it.

[tmp7704]

slimgrin wrote...

All I've got to say about Varric is he needs to can the John Travolta impression.

 -- i'm sooo seeing Varric there now.

[slimgrin]

Chest hair: not always a good thing. 

Modifié par slimgrin, 09 décembre 2010 - 03:02 .

[Dave of Canada]

CONTINUATION OF LEGEND OF VARRIC.
It's not midnight where I am yet, though since I didn't do one last week and it's probably midnight somewhere in the world... here's an early present!
---

In the intense heat of the sun, Varric sighed and wondered. How'd he get into his mess? What went wrong? Since when do the legendary moderators involve themselves in the lives of mortals? It didn't matter anymore, Varric was tasked with suicide. He sighed and hung his head low, how could a lone dwarf stop the Blight? The hopeless task stood before him like the long road leading towards town.

"Haven't even sodding heard of this place and they had to put me here?" Varric muttered outloud, loud enough to gather the attention of a caravan. The caravan stopped and the driver yelled at Varric, Varric stopped and wondered why he didn't hear it coming. The driver offered a ride and Varric nodded, at least it wasn't all that bad.

The man stared at Varric quizzingly, Varric would often made his stare but then he'd turn around to look away. When asked on why the man looked at him in such a manner, the man would start whistling and ignore the question. Varric got irritated but didn't persist, after all the gracious driver did offer him a ride through the island and Varric wasn't going to challenge his good luck.

Varric, curious and lost, decided to finally speak to the caravan driver. The driver was nervous when he saw Varric going to open his mouth. "Where are we exactly? I'm not from around these parts", Varric asked while staring at the man, "We're on Hannen, a sm-small town of-off the sh-shore of Ferelden" said the man trembling in fear. "Don't remember this place from any map I've ever seen" Varric said, gazing at the long fields of grass and high mountains.

The driver stopped the caravan, stared at Varric intensely and finally said what was bothering him "Ar-are yo-you one of th-those protagonist-people I've heard so much about?" Varric smirked as he heard the question before nodding towards the poor man, "Of this fan game? Yeah, I'm also being written by an incompetent fan for now". The poor man, shivering in his boots, seemed relieved after hearing Varric's last words. "That's good to know, we don't need no fancy protagonists coming in and stirring up a bunch of trouble so there's sidequests aplenty!" said the driver, Varric kept quiet as the caravan began moving once again towards the town in the distance.

"This is just a filler part because Dave didn't do one last week, isn't it?" said the driver, Varric nodded slowly.

*MORE LATER DURING DVT*

Here's the blog for The Legend of Varric, I'll post everything there too.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 09 décembre 2010 - 04:42 .

[jackkel dragon]

Legend of Varric returns!

[namedforthemoon]

Nice. Was that going to be in the game?

[Leonia]

I love the consistent breaking of the fourth wall.

[Dave of Canada]

namedforthemoon wrote...

Nice. Was that going to be in the game?

Nope.

Though some of the dialogue was put in the game, it was never used or belonged to other NPCs that will not return in the story as they serve no purpose. This is essentially filler so I don't need to explain a few things when the story continues.

[Dave of Canada]

leonia42 wrote...

I love the consistent breaking of the fourth wall.

There's a fourth wall?

[Dave of Canada]

OH

AND IN THE NEXT UPDATE

WE GET TO MEET THE FIRST PARTY MEMBER!

[namedforthemoon]

Dave of Canada wrote...

OH
AND IN THE NEXT UPDATE
WE GET TO MEET THE FIRST PARTY MEMBER!

Oh my gods, yes! Can we hump it? (j/k)

[Dave of Canada]

namedforthemoon wrote...

Oh my gods, yes! Can we hump it? (j/k)

There was to be romances (but it never completed) in the game but he wasn't the Male / Male romance, he suffers from Carth Syndrome.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 09 décembre 2010 - 04:56 .

[GameBoyish]

Back from an exciting first playthrough of ME2... And I just adore Garrus!



I saw one of his fan threads and they had LOADS of LolGarrus, Advice!Garrus, Fauxtivational posters, etc...



Here's to hoping Varric earns such status soon ^^ Possibly after the game is released...



PS: Good job Dave!

[mellifera]

Garrus.... mmm...



If Varric is even half as awesome as Garrus in the game (he already is in my head, lol) then I will donate my soul to BioWare.

[tmp7704]

Garrus has cat face. I'm afraid there's simply no contest.

[jackkel dragon]

yukidama wrote...

Garrus.... mmm...

If Varric is even half as awesome as Garrus in the game (he already is in my head, lol) then I will donate my soul to BioWare.

They'll feed it to Gaider, who was the inspiration of the Spirit-Eater of Mask of the Betrayer (Obsidian.)

[GameBoyish]

Bioware, is the soul donation pool open yet? I am going to donate my very own for BOTH Garrus & Varric.

[mellifera]

tmp7704 wrote...

Garrus has cat face. I'm afraid there's simply no contest.

This is true. Nekomimi Varric is a close second, though. *w* <-- Garrus emoticon

[bsbcaer]

Don't remember much, but, Varric on Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsey yelling at him. All I remember is:



Ramsey: Varric (in his whiny exasperated voice), you're killing me with those scallops!

Varric: Keep your sodding pants on!

[bsbcaer]

namedforthemoon wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

All I've got to say about Varric is he needs to can the John Travolta impression.

I don't get it.

You can tell by the way he uses his walk that he's a woman's man, no time to talk
Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother, you're staying with Varric, Staying with Varric

granted we're not Alistairians (just glancing at that thread over in the DA forum scared me), but it could be argued that this thread does have Varric Night Fever! 

[bsbcaer]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Back from an exciting first playthrough of ME2... And I just adore Garrus!

I saw one of his fan threads and they had LOADS of LolGarrus, Advice!Garrus, Fauxtivational posters, etc...

Here's to hoping Varric earns such status soon ^^ Possibly after the game is released...

PS: Good job Dave!

Ok, Im a Dude, so maybe that's why I don't get it.  But I really don't get the love of Garrus in ME2.  Unlike Tali, it feels like he doesn't add much (any?) to the game outside of the initial "ooooooh, he's back from the original game!".  Have to note that I only did a miranda romance and only 1.5 playthroughs (just didn't have the replayability of the first one), so Im not one of those "oh god, I love Tali!" guys.

Now, to bring it back to Varric:  If Varric were playing a Bioware game, which character would he choose his PC to romance in ME, ME2, and DA:O (respectively)?

[bsbcaer]

You know, Im noticing it's Thursday somewhere (a lot of places) in the world...........

[AzuraLuna]

I have an idea for a comic-type thing, but I don't really have the time to draw it right now. If I get my current project done I might be able to post it next week.