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[Bryy_Miller]

Artist is a good artist.

[Leonia]

Nefily wrote...

Some of the best laughs ive had reading this thread, i needed to contribute with this picture



*warning may only be hilarious to australians (vote greens)

*groan* A vote for Greens is a vote for Labor..

[GameBoyish]

Nefily wrote...

Some of the best laughs ive had reading this thread, i needed to contribute with this picture



*warning may only be hilarious to australians (vote greens)

Thank you Google

[Bryy_Miller]

1. Chuck Norris was originally the star of the Dragon Age 2, but every playthrough resulted in him winning the entire game within the first second of gameplay. Varric was then created in order to stop him.



2. The real reason for selling downloadable content is Varric's drinking.



3. Varric is the Shadow Broker.



4. Varric knows the Cake is a Lie



5. Varric can simply walk into Mordor.



Can anyone think of any more?

[GameBoyish]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

1. Chuck Norris was originally the star of the Dragon Age 2, but every playthrough resulted in him winning the entire game within the first second of gameplay. Varric was then created in order to stop him.

2. The real reason for selling downloadable content is Varric's drinking.

3. Varric is the Shadow Broker.

4. Varric knows the Cake is a Lie

5. Varric can simply walk into Mordor.

Can anyone think of any more?

1. Varric makes onions cry

2. If you can see Varric, he can see you.

3. Varric's chest hair is the reason you feel you're being followed by something hairy. It IS the Maker itself.

[Bryy_Miller]

Varric's tears can cure cancer. That's why there is no cancer in Thedas.

[Krytheos]

The reason no one dies from STDs in Thedas is because Varric vanquishes them before they can exist.

[Bryy_Miller]

Varric's STDs don't like other STDs. Like double negatives, they cancel each other out.

[Krytheos]

Just one stare from Varric's half closed eyes is enough to melt the hearts of all the women across Thedas, and even demons find it hard to resist such dashingly handsome charm.

[Daerog]

Varric is the reason why the qunari do not have warriors who are women (except in rare instances or emergencies). If they sent their warrior women to invade Kirkwall, they would swoon and faint by the sight of Varric's manly chest hair and become Varric's Vicious Vixens.

Modifié par DaerogTheDhampir, 20 août 2010 - 08:15 .

[Calla S]

Krytheos wrote...
Just one stare from Varric's half closed eyes is enough to melt the hearts of all the women across Thedas, and even demons find it hard to resist such dashingly handsome charm.

I think this should be canon.

[GameBoyish]

Varric can PWN the powers of Desire Demons

[GameBoyish]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Varric's STDs don't like other STDs. Like double negatives, they cancel each other out.

He frequents brothels???

Or brothels frequent him

[Calla S]

Honestly, I think he's kind of a fox in-game. Then again, I've had a few days to get used to it. And, hell, it's Varric. He's going to be awesome no matter what. It's the smirk. And the dialogue. And the chest hair.

Plus, saw him on the stream today. So much hotter when he's moving around. Do want. Still want. Not changin'. 

[Krytheos]

I actually like his in-game look as much as the concept art.



*is completely crazy.*

[Calla S]

Krytheos wrote...
I actually like his in-game look as much as the concept art.

*is completely crazy.*

Can I get a high-five? I'd really like a high-five.

[GameBoyish]

Calla S wrote...

Krytheos wrote...
I actually like his in-game look as much as the concept art.

*is completely crazy.*

Can I get a high-five? I'd really like a high-five.

I'd high five:lol:

[Krytheos]

Calla S wrote...

Krytheos wrote...
I actually like his in-game look as much as the concept art.

*is completely crazy.*

Can I get a high-five? I'd really like a high-five.

Well, I can't deny a high five!

*high fives!*

[Calla S]

WOO! TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE!

Two more people and we can do this in the name of Varric Love.

[GameBoyish]

Okay, more screenies please?? I totally missed out on the stream.... Besides, RL is interrupting

[Apollo Starflare]

Calla S wrote...

WOO! TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE!

Two more people and we can do this in the name of Varric Love.

You have my high five.

[Enshaid]

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Calla S wrote...

WOO! TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE!

Two more people and we can do this in the name of Varric Love.

You have my high five.

And my axe.

[GameBoyish]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Calla S wrote...

WOO! TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE!

Two more people and we can do this in the name of Varric Love.

You have my high five.

And my axe.

C-c-c-combo breaker.

Seriously, I heard there was no Varric in the live stream??? Only ponytail? I would put it in my sig but... Sigrun/Brosca and my forehead has to stay...

[Enshaid]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Calla S wrote...

WOO! TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE!

Two more people and we can do this in the name of Varric Love.

You have my high five.

And my axe.

C-c-c-combo breaker.

Seriously, I heard there was no Varric in the live stream??? Only ponytail? I would put it in my sig but... Sigrun/Brosca and my forehead has to stay...

I had to remove Varric to make room. I am shamed...