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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Calla S wrote...

WOO! TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE!

Two more people and we can do this in the name of Varric Love.


You have my high five. :wizard:


And my axe.


C-c-c-combo breaker.

Seriously, I heard there was no Varric in the live stream??? Only ponytail? I would put it in my sig but... Sigrun/Brosca and my forehead has to stay...

I had to remove Varric to make room. I am shamed... Posted Image


Hmmm I suppose removing the emoticons would do just fine for me...
And Varric definitely stays in my sig!

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Last I checked the live stream wasn't even showing people playing the game, just people posing with a sword-staff. The whole ponytail thing must have come from peoples minds snapping after watching too much nothing. It isn't even really a ponytail. :? Cameraguy seemed much more entertaining, albeit in an evil way.

At least Varric is a character in the game!

Although now I've started wondering if he'd ever let someone braid his chest hair.

Freek on a Leesh: You removed Varric for a ponytail that isn't a ponytail. :mellow: Varric is most displeased, don't expect to see any chest hair anytime soon. If your really unlucky he may not stop there.

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 20 août 2010 - 03:25 .


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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Last I checked the live stream wasn't even showing people playing the game, just people posing with a sword-staff. The whole ponytail thing must have come from peoples minds snapping after watching too much nothing.


You hit the nail on the head.

Apollo Starflare wrote...
Freek on a Leesh: You removed Varric for a ponytail that isn't a ponytail. :mellow: Varric is most displeased, don't expect to see any chest hair anytime soon. If your really unlucky he may not stop there.


Posted Image *goes into exile out of shame*

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Last I checked the live stream wasn't even showing people playing the game, just people posing with a sword-staff. The whole ponytail thing must have come from peoples minds snapping after watching too much nothing. It isn't even really a ponytail. :? Cameraguy seemed much more entertaining, albeit in an evil way.

At least Varric is a character in the game!

Although now I've started wondering if he'd ever let someone braid his chest hair.

Freek on a Leesh: You removed Varric for a ponytail that isn't a ponytail. :mellow: Varric is most displeased, don't expect to see any chest hair anytime soon. If your really unlucky he may not stop there.


Techincally, it's a braided ponytail. And yes, it's a form of reverse disappointment methinks. I thnak the goddesses I was busy playing tennis instead waiting for nothing to happen...

And some religious Varric worshippers find that replacing Varric with ponytail is blasphemous! Be careful Freek on a Leash, Varric is watching.

EDIT::ph34r:

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 20 août 2010 - 03:34 .


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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Last I checked the live stream wasn't even showing people playing the game, just people posing with a sword-staff. The whole ponytail thing must have come from peoples minds snapping after watching too much nothing.


You hit the nail on the head.

Apollo Starflare wrote...
Freek on a Leesh: You removed Varric for a ponytail that isn't a ponytail. :mellow: Varric is most displeased, don't expect to see any chest hair anytime soon. If your really unlucky he may not stop there.


Posted Image *goes into exile out of shame*


All you need do to return to the flock is cast of the trappings of this fake prophet, Varric protect you.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Last I checked the live stream wasn't even showing people playing the game, just people posing with a sword-staff. The whole ponytail thing must have come from peoples minds snapping after watching too much nothing.


You hit the nail on the head.

Apollo Starflare wrote...
Freek on a Leesh: You removed Varric for a ponytail that isn't a ponytail. :mellow: Varric is most displeased, don't expect to see any chest hair anytime soon. If your really unlucky he may not stop there.


Posted Image *goes into exile out of shame*


All you need do to return to the flock is cast of the trappings of this fake prophet, Varric protect you.


I... cannot.. deny the ponytail...
*whispers* they'll kill me if I try to leave the cult.

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Last I checked the live stream wasn't even showing people playing the game, just people posing with a sword-staff. The whole ponytail thing must have come from peoples minds snapping after watching too much nothing.


You hit the nail on the head.

Apollo Starflare wrote...
Freek on a Leesh: You removed Varric for a ponytail that isn't a ponytail. :mellow: Varric is most displeased, don't expect to see any chest hair anytime soon. If your really unlucky he may not stop there.


Posted Image *goes into exile out of shame*


All you need do to return to the flock is cast of the trappings of this fake prophet, Varric protect you.


I... cannot.. deny the ponytail...
*whispers* they'll kill me if I try to leave the cult.


...I managed BOTH Varric & Ponytail

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I wonder if Dwarves will be neglected at all in DA2? It certainly doesn't look like we're going back to Orzammar, it's a long distance away from the Free Marches afterall, but maybe there are some Dwarf 'skyer' communities around? As awesome as Varric is I hope he doesn't make up the bulk of our Dwarven interaction.



Elf wise I'm sure we'll see some City Elves in Kirkwall, and Dalish clans could probably roam just about anywhere.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

I wonder if Dwarves will be neglected at all in DA2? It certainly doesn't look like we're going back to Orzammar, it's a long distance away from the Free Marches afterall, but maybe there are some Dwarf 'skyer' communities around? As awesome as Varric is I hope he doesn't make up the bulk of our Dwarven interaction.

Elf wise I'm sure we'll see some City Elves in Kirkwall, and Dalish clans could probably roam just about anywhere.


Must have moar Dwarves!!! Or even if they don't feature enough dwarves here, I hope they make it up with an AWAKENING ROMANCE PACK DLC

Varric is LURVE:wub: so is Sigrun:O

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

I wonder if Dwarves will be neglected at all in DA2? It certainly doesn't look like we're going back to Orzammar, it's a long distance away from the Free Marches afterall, but maybe there are some Dwarf 'skyer' communities around? As awesome as Varric is I hope he doesn't make up the bulk of our Dwarven interaction.

Elf wise I'm sure we'll see some City Elves in Kirkwall, and Dalish clans could probably roam just about anywhere.


Must have moar Dwarves!!! Or even if they don't feature enough dwarves here, I hope they make it up with an AWAKENING ROMANCE PACK DLC

Varric is LURVE:wub: so is Sigrun:O


The fact I really want a female Dwarf romance is the only thing that ever makes me doubt my devotion to Varric for a second, I know that if Varric is a love interest it reduces the chances of a female Dwarf love interest to almost zero. :(

But still I remain loyal to Varric!

On a different note I thought of something while replying in the Hawke thread: Is anyone else surprised that they didn't have Varric narrate the trailer? I mean Bioware have made a big deal of him narrating the story itself from almost the start, yet they had Flemeth do it. Just a nod to fans of Origins? Or do you think Flemeth could narrate some portions of the game as well?

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I think they put Flemeth in there to tie it back to Origins so we're not all thinking "who the hell is this guy narrating?" But she could be a narrator the same way Duncan was.



Also, separation from Varric's chest is the worst punishment. To have once known that warm hairy embrace and then be denied it....you'll repent sooner or later. :P

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Does Varric have moobs?

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Russalka wrote...

Does Varric have moobs?


He is sculpted like a god I think you'll find. He just hides it under chest hair partly out of modesty, and partly because he doesn't want to make every other man nearby feel completely inadequate and every nearby woman (and some men) to faint from desire.

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Russalka wrote...

Does Varric have moobs?


You're gonna want to run away before the fangirls tear you to shred for even asking that question.

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Russalka wrote...

Does Varric have moobs?


Maybe after ten years

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And Varric's tale of the Lady Hawke swerves into bizzare territory...

The Storyteller - Page 2
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To the Qunari, warrior wimmen are like unicorns...

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 20 août 2010 - 04:48 .


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LOL!! Nice.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

And Varric's tale of the Lady Hawke swerves into bizzare territory...

The Storyteller - Page 2
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To the Qunari, warrior wimmen are like unicorns...

I ****ing love you.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

And Varric's tale of the Lady Hawke swerves into bizzare territory...

The Storyteller - Page 2
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To the Qunari, warrior wimmen are like unicorns...


*giggles* Awesome.

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I love the implication Varric just got smacked. :P Great stuff as usual Aimo.

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Oh I'm sure he did get slapped. But he probably deserved it (anytime he gets slapped he probably deserves it for something he did).

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Qunari 1: I was defeated.

Qunari 2: by what?

Qunari 1: A unicorn.

Qunari 2: :huh:

Modifié par thegreateski, 20 août 2010 - 05:02 .


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Anarya wrote...

Oh I'm sure he did get slapped. But he probably deserved it (anytime he gets slapped he probably deserves it for something he did).


Deserves it due to having absorbed my beard.

Twice.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Oh I'm sure he did get slapped. But he probably deserved it (anytime he gets slapped he probably deserves it for something he did).


Deserves it due to having absorbed my beard.

Twice.


*remembers beardless Dave and shudders*

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

And Varric's tale of the Lady Hawke swerves into bizzare territory...

The Storyteller - Page 2
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To the Qunari, warrior wimmen are like unicorns...


All I can say is this

MALAYSIA BOLEEEEEEH!!! Varric's narration kicks butt.

You are my most favourite Malaysian Awesome. Second place goes to my mum. 3rd is my sister and Michelle Yeoh (tie).