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Dave of Canada

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Carver: Hey there.
Varric *with sunglasses*: Sup.

... then Carver would have a beard grow on him, he'd gain 999 Strength and would proceed to make the game a cakewalk. All the while Varric is on his shoulders with Bianca, shooting stuff.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 21 décembre 2010 - 09:23 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

Carver: Hey there.
Varric *with sunglasses*: Sup.

... then Carver would have a beard grow on him, he'd gain 999 Strength and would proceed to make the game a cakewalk. All the while Varric is on his shoulders with Bianca, shooting stuff.


Together they form:
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#10228
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Have we any word on what color Varric's pubes might be?

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Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Suddenly the image of a hybrid Varrus came to mind.


Do not give me ideas. I have a 7 hour plane ride tomorrow and an empty sketchbook.

Also. *whispers* Garrus.


You know you want to give us a Varrus :)  Or, to give you another idea, Varric looking in the mirror and seeing Garrus as his reflection ;)

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bsbcaer wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Suddenly the image of a hybrid Varrus came to mind.


Do not give me ideas. I have a 7 hour plane ride tomorrow and an empty sketchbook.

Also. *whispers* Garrus.


You know you want to give us a Varrus :)  Or, to give you another idea, Varric looking in the mirror and seeing Garrus as his reflection ;)


THIS:wub:

#10231
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Suddenly the image of a hybrid Varrus came to mind.


Do not give me ideas. I have a 7 hour plane ride tomorrow and an empty sketchbook.

Also. *whispers* Garrus.


You know you want to give us a Varrus :)  Or, to give you another idea, Varric looking in the mirror and seeing Garrus as his reflection ;)


THIS:wub:


With them doing the same mirror imaged motions like they do in the cartoons.  I would love to see that.  ^_^

#10232
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For now, this sketch by the one and only Aimo for me is just as awesome...

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Saren actually shot himself because he saw Garrus AND Varric then realised he was doomed.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

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Poor Carver.


Varric would whip that boy into a beer guzzlin' chest thumpin' man in no time.

Carver in the beginning : "... I.... Oh de-*FAINT*"

(TEN YEARS LATER)

Varric: "Go get 'em boy."
Carver: *rips off shirt simultaneously with Varric, blinding the oncoming Darkspawn with the glory of combined chest hair and mad pecs*


Someone needs to draw this for DVT! :lol:


Somehow I am reminded of Frank-n-Furter teaching Rocky how to be a man.. no wait, that image gets a bit creepy if I think too hard on it.

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lv12medic wrote...
With them doing the same mirror imaged motions like they do in the cartoons.  I would love to see that.  Posted Image


Even better!

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I just got home from work and I need to snuggle in the warmth of the Varric thread. Aaaaahhhhhhhhh.... *feels all warm and cozy* How I missed you.







Yeah, I'm weird. I know.




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Help me Varric thread, you're my only hope!

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Varric thread awaken...

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I was reading an article on Greywardens.com about the family dynamic by a woman who got to play the game for 5 hours. She said that one of her siblings (she didn't specify if she was playing male Hawke or female Hawke) possibly presented competetition for a love interest. My question is, which love interest? And, if people have played the game for five hours, why is no one commenting about the romance options and who is romanceable when writing their darned articles!? Did Bioware put a lockdown on writing about the romance options? I want to know if Varric is a romance, darn it.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

I was reading an article on Greywardens.com about the family dynamic by a woman who got to play the game for 5 hours. She said that one of her siblings (she didn't specify if she was playing male Hawke or female Hawke) possibly presented competetition for a love interest. My question is, which love interest? And, if people have played the game for five hours, why is no one commenting about the romance options and who is romanceable when writing their darned articles!? Did Bioware put a lockdown on writing about the romance options? I want to know if Varric is a romance, darn it.


I'm guessing a non disclosure agreement. The reviews haven't said anything about the plot either so I guess they were limited to talking about combat and crafting.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 22 décembre 2010 - 08:08 .


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Maria Caliban

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Yeah, they're not allowed to give certain spoilers.

If the love interest were bisexual, either of the siblings could do so. I... can actually see Bethany being interested in Varric. Especially at the beginning when the Hawke family has nothing and Varric is a well-established merchant.

What class was this reviewer playing? Then we'll know if it was Bethany or Carver.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

I was reading an article on Greywardens.com about the family dynamic by a woman who got to play the game for 5 hours. She said that one of her siblings (she didn't specify if she was playing male Hawke or female Hawke) possibly presented competetition for a love interest. My question is, which love interest? And, if people have played the game for five hours, why is no one commenting about the romance options and who is romanceable when writing their darned articles!? Did Bioware put a lockdown on writing about the romance options? I want to know if Varric is a romance, darn it.


Interesting. I was one of those who speculated early on that Bethany could get involved with people during the game, seeing as she was obviously unromancable herself and the game would be set over ten years. I would still welcome companions having their own romances (be they in competition with you or with some random NPC) purely because it doesn't seem unlikely that over the course of ten years they might meet someone or grow closer to a compatriot. Especially as we've been led to believe that they pretty much lead their normal lives between time jumps sometimes.

One thing is for sure, I pity the companion who tries to lure Fenris away from some of the folks in the Fenris thread. I mean if someone tried to steal Varric away from us it wouldn't be pretty, but I get the impression that if someone was competing for Fenris' attentions they would find a very dangerous opponant in Hawke. :P

Ok now I have imagined a worst case scenario where Bioware give Varric a romance... Just not with us. MAKE IT GO AWAY. Stupid imagination.

/ramble.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Yeah, they're not allowed to give certain spoilers.

If the love interest were bisexual, either of the siblings could do so. I... can actually see Bethany being interested in Varric. Especially at the beginning when the Hawke family has nothing and Varric is a well-established merchant.

What class was this reviewer playing? Then we'll know if it was Bethany or Carver.


She doesn't say what class she was playing. Here's a link to the article, it has some interesting information about Hawke's mother that I don't think has been written about in articles by other previewers.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

I was reading an article on Greywardens.com about the family dynamic by a woman who got to play the game for 5 hours. She said that one of her siblings (she didn't specify if she was playing male Hawke or female Hawke) possibly presented competetition for a love interest. My question is, which love interest? And, if people have played the game for five hours, why is no one commenting about the romance options and who is romanceable when writing their darned articles!? Did Bioware put a lockdown on writing about the romance options? I want to know if Varric is a romance, darn it.


Interesting. I was one of those who speculated early on that Bethany could get involved with people during the game, seeing as she was obviously unromancable herself and the game would be set over ten years. I would still welcome companions having their own romances (be they in competition with you or with some random NPC) purely because it doesn't seem unlikely that over the course of ten years they might meet someone or grow closer to a compatriot. Especially as we've been led to believe that they pretty much lead their normal lives between time jumps sometimes.

One thing is for sure, I pity the companion who tries to lure Fenris away from some of the folks in the Fenris thread. I mean if someone tried to steal Varric away from us it wouldn't be pretty, but I get the impression that if someone was competing for Fenris' attentions they would find a very dangerous opponant in Hawke. :P

Ok now I have imagined a worst case scenario where Bioware give Varric a romance... Just not with us. MAKE IT GO AWAY. Stupid imagination.

/ramble


Hey, if my sibling distracts Varric long enough for me to get my hands on Bianca, Im all for it! Posted Image

#10244
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Apollo Starflare wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

I was reading an article on Greywardens.com about the family dynamic by a woman who got to play the game for 5 hours. She said that one of her siblings (she didn't specify if she was playing male Hawke or female Hawke) possibly presented competetition for a love interest. My question is, which love interest? And, if people have played the game for five hours, why is no one commenting about the romance options and who is romanceable when writing their darned articles!? Did Bioware put a lockdown on writing about the romance options? I want to know if Varric is a romance, darn it.


Interesting. I was one of those who speculated early on that Bethany could get involved with people during the game, seeing as she was obviously unromancable herself and the game would be set over ten years. I would still welcome companions having their own romances (be they in competition with you or with some random NPC) purely because it doesn't seem unlikely that over the course of ten years they might meet someone or grow closer to a compatriot. Especially as we've been led to believe that they pretty much lead their normal lives between time jumps sometimes.

One thing is for sure, I pity the companion who tries to lure Fenris away from some of the folks in the Fenris thread. I mean if someone tried to steal Varric away from us it wouldn't be pretty, but I get the impression that if someone was competing for Fenris' attentions they would find a very dangerous opponant in Hawke. :P

Ok now I have imagined a worst case scenario where Bioware give Varric a romance... Just not with us. MAKE IT GO AWAY. Stupid imagination.

/ramble.


You just made me think of Bethany and Varric seeing each other for the very first time, and they both think the exact same thing...

"LOOK AT THAT CHEST!!" :lol:

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Yeah, they're not allowed to give certain spoilers.

If the love interest were bisexual, either of the siblings could do so. I... can actually see Bethany being interested in Varric. Especially at the beginning when the Hawke family has nothing and Varric is a well-established merchant.

What class was this reviewer playing? Then we'll know if it was Bethany or Carver.


Personally I just got this vision of Isabela getting a hedonist fist from Varric over having the Hawke sisters competing for her affections.  Although she'd probably point out that there is plenty of Isabela to go around....:whistle:

Look I know it won't happen but a girl can dream.

Modifié par makenzieshepard, 22 décembre 2010 - 08:32 .


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makenzieshepard wrote...

Personally I just got this vision of Isabela getting a hedonist fist from Varric over having the Hawke sisters competing for her affections.  Although she'd probably point out that there is plenty of Isabela to go around....:whistle:

Look I know it won't happen but a girl can dream.


Why not? I wouldn't put Isabella over hitting on both of the Hawkes. She seems like the most likely to do that out of the companions now by far.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

makenzieshepard wrote...

Personally I just got this vision of Isabela getting a hedonist fist from Varric over having the Hawke sisters competing for her affections.  Although she'd probably point out that there is plenty of Isabela to go around....:whistle:

Look I know it won't happen but a girl can dream.


Why not? I wouldn't put Isabella over hitting on both of the Hawkes. She seems like the most likely to do that out of the companions now by far.


Oh I'm sure she would, no doubt!  Just dubious of the possibility of it being returned.  But hey Bioware has surprised me before it's not impossible.  Personally I am really looking forward to the Varric/Isabela friendship and want to see how Hawke is going to fit into it.

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*sigh* March is too far away. I want Varric now.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

You just made me think of Bethany and Varric seeing each other for the very first time, and they both think the exact same thing...

"LOOK AT THAT CHEST!!" :lol:


So basically-
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Of course, this scenario will never happen because of... Bethany... Carver... :crying:

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yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

You just made me think of Bethany and Varric seeing each other for the very first time, and they both think the exact same thing...

"LOOK AT THAT CHEST!!" :lol:


So basically-
Posted Image

Of course, this scenario will never happen because of... Bethany... Carver... :crying:


Awww. Don't cry, silly. There'll be mods for that. Come 'ere. *comforting hug*