Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#10351
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:27
#10352
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:32
Great job. Have fun eating him.
#10353
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:34
#10354
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:37
#10355
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:41
#10356
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:44
#10357
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:27
#10358
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:47
#10359
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 08:31
#10360
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 08:49
#10361
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 10:30
I love you and I hate you at the same time. I lave you :<
#10362
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 11:47
Anyway, just finished a major deadline a few hours ago, so managed to finish my Dragon Age-themed greetings. Originally, I wanted to draw a lulzy one of Santa Varric and X'mas Elf Fenris, but decided to do a thoughtful one instead where I can include both DA:O and DA2 inside the piece. So here it is:

View larger one here
So, Merry X'mas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Winter Solstice, and Happy Holidays to Varric Thread denizens!
#10363
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 11:48
#10364
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 12:06
#10365
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 02:00
As to eating the Varricookie, he actually probably tastes less delicious than the others, because there is a lot of icing on him. I dunno if I'll attempt to eat it. We've got a crapload of cookies in any case. I didn't show the others but there's like 40 or so total.
I wanted to make more DA cookies but we ran out of people shaped ones.
Modifié par Anarya, 24 décembre 2010 - 05:23 .
#10366
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 02:33
#10367
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 04:14
#10368
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 06:58
#10369
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:02
bsbcaer wrote...
(attempting a full parody now, bear with me)
Twas the night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through Kirkwall,
Not a creature was stirring ('cept Isabela having a ball)
The Greaves were hung by the chimney with care
in the hopes that Varric soon would be there
Carver and Beth were snug in their bed
with visions of chesthair dancing in their heads
with Fenris in his kerchief and Hawke in her cap
had just settled in for a long winter nap
When out from the road, there rose such a clatter
Hawke sprang from her bed to see what's the matter
Away to her window, Hawke rose with a flash
Tore open the window and threw open her sash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below
when what to her wonderful eyes should appear
but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny nug-deer
With a hunky little driver, so lively and quick
Hawke knew right away it had to be Varric
more rapid than eagles, his coursers they came
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Thandal, now Pseudo, now Aimo, now Named
on Anyara, Upsetting, Leonia, and Dave
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
now fan away, fan away, fanfic away all!
So up to the house-top the courser they flew
with a bag full of toys, and Varric too
and then in a twinkling, Hawke heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof
As Hawke drew in her head, and turned around
down the chimney Varric came in with a bound
He was dressed immaculately, his chest hair a gleam
designed to make all the fangirls go scream
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back
like a merchant prince , he just had the knack
His eyes -- how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
Dat smirk was awesome, his chest oh so hairy!
His droll little smirk was drawn up like a bow
the smile on his face made the fans feel just so
he had a broad chin, and seemed a bit stubby
but his run made the women want him as their hubby
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon made Hawke know she had nothing to dread
he spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
and filled all the greaves; then turned with dat smirk
laying his fingers aside of Bianca,
up the chimney he flew, boom shaka laka
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle
and away they flew like the down of a thistle
but I heard him exclaim 'ere he flew out of sight
MERRY CHRISTMAS VARRIC THREAD, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
I was catching up on Varric-y goodness when I saw this and it made me so very happy
This is my new favorite Christmas story.
#10370
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:09
#10371
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:13
#10372
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:18
Heretical wrote...
The frame with Aveline is so depressing, I feel like it will be my duty to pursue her as a LI now.
I have this non-LI vibe from her, though.
#10373
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:24
Indeed... Must be, uh, fate preventing our, um, love. *scurries back to nearest LI who isn't intimidating as a pride demon*Dave of Canada wrote...
Heretical wrote...
The frame with Aveline is so depressing, I feel like it will be my duty to pursue her as a LI now.
I have this non-LI vibe from her, though.
#10374
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:37
Heretical wrote...
The frame with Aveline is so depressing, I feel like it will be my duty to pursue her as a LI now.
It just makes me feel really bad for her. I just want to be her friend now. If I lose Bethany, maybe Aveline can be like a sister.
#10375
Posté 24 décembre 2010 - 07:43
@Named - I agree. I wish there was a way to save Wesley, but...somehow I don't see that happening.




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