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namedforthemoon

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Wesley?

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Dave of Canada

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Wesley?


Aveline's husband.

Though we're going off-topic.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Wesley?


Aveline's husband.

Though we're going off-topic.


Oh good grief, I feel so stupid! I completely forgot about him. Here I was thinking Wesley Crusher from Star Trek. :P


Do you think Varric will be slightly sensitive to other people's feelings? Like if Aveline is feeling down, or Hawke or Bethany (or heck, even Fenris), he'll try to talk to them? He seems to be a lot more refined than Oghren, so I think he'd be more capable of seeing when someone is out of sorts and talking to them about it.  I know most characters don't really give a crap, but I was remembering when Morrigan was harassing Alistair about when he and the female Warden broke up. Maybe it would be something like that, except more like, "Hey, are you okay?"

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I would hope so, it'll definitely make for some more interesting banter and make Varric more of a likable character. Hard to beat some of the conversations between Morrigan, Alistair and Oghren though.

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Update: Varric cookie suffered a tragic decapitation when my great aunt moved him to take pictures of the cookies. She said the chest hair was the best part. I didn't tell her anything about Varric other than he's a video game character! His design speaks for itself I suppose. Even works on elderly Japanese ladies. So he broke and I ate him. He was, in fact, delicious.

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Anarya wrote...

Update: Varric cookie suffered a tragic decapitation when my great aunt moved him to take pictures of the cookies. She said the chest hair was the best part. I didn't tell her anything about Varric other than he's a video game character! His design speaks for itself I suppose. Even works on elderly Japanese ladies. So he broke and I ate him. He was, in fact, delicious.

At least... He died... Pleasing the ladies... *places hand on heart.*

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Heretical wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Update: Varric cookie suffered a tragic decapitation when my great aunt moved him to take pictures of the cookies. She said the chest hair was the best part. I didn't tell her anything about Varric other than he's a video game character! His design speaks for itself I suppose. Even works on elderly Japanese ladies. So he broke and I ate him. He was, in fact, delicious.

At least... He died... Pleasing the ladies... *places hand on heart.*


It's how he always wanted to go.

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Is this thread really just about chest hair or am I missing something?
(I honestly hope I am missing something, for everyone's sake)

Modifié par Mr. Man, 24 décembre 2010 - 11:15 .


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Mr. Man wrote...

Is this thread really just about chest hair or am I missing something?
(I honestly hope I am missing something, for everyone's sake)

I want to say its just a discussion thread... But I'm not sure...

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Heretical wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Update: Varric cookie suffered a tragic decapitation when my great aunt moved him to take pictures of the cookies. She said the chest hair was the best part. I didn't tell her anything about Varric other than he's a video game character! His design speaks for itself I suppose. Even works on elderly Japanese ladies. So he broke and I ate him. He was, in fact, delicious.

At least... He died... Pleasing the ladies... *places hand on heart.*


It's true, he fulfilled his destiny.

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Mr. Man wrote...

Is this thread really just about chest hair or am I missing something?
(I honestly hope I am missing something, for everyone's sake)


Yes and no.

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Wait... This thread has over 10k replies and... Its... only about chest hair?

#10388
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Heretical wrote...

Wait... This thread has over 10k replies and... Its... only about chest hair?


Have you seen said chest hair?

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Heretical wrote...

Wait... This thread has over 10k replies and... Its... only about chest hair?


Have you seen said chest hair?

Well. I'm a male. And heterosexual. So said chest hair doesn't exactly interest me.

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Anarya

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I feel like this thread is something you either "get" or you don't.

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Much more easy to just chalk it up to those crazy females.

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Heretical wrote...

Much more easy to just chalk it up to those crazy females.


We got plenty of straight dudes here too who see Varric as bro.

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Calla S

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It's about Varric and his chest hair. It's not just about chest hair. Seriously, how could a thread have 10k+ replies and only be about a character's chest hair? Sigh.

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soignee wrote...

Heretical wrote...

Much more easy to just chalk it up to those crazy females.


We got plenty of straight dudes here too who see Varric as bro.

I'm just confused.

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Heretical wrote...

soignee wrote...

Heretical wrote...
Much more easy to just chalk it up to those crazy females.

We got plenty of straight dudes here too who see Varric as bro.

I'm just confused.

You'll understand when you get older.

#10396
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Thanks, Mom ^.^

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Straight guy here. Varric likely bro.

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Heretical wrote...

soignee wrote...

We got plenty of straight dudes here too who see Varric as bro.

I'm just confused.

You see, when two men like each other very much, but not in a romantic way, they can become friends. Or bros as the plebs call it.

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This explains so much... So daddy and that strange man he had in bed while mommy was away were just bros?

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Anarya wrote...

I feel like this thread is something you either "get" or you don't.


Even I can appreciate the return of Chest hair appreciation. I just don't appreciate the tips on showing it. [Crumples up letters from a certain unnamed dwarf.]:pinched: