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#10476
Calla S

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Man, I feel like a right fangirl now, as my answer would've been the same thing I did when I found out that Garrus was an LI. I was one of the first who knew, so I had to send everyone news/pass around the screencap 'proof' of his romance. I ended up sitting at my PC, listening to this, and bouncing around a little.

*hangs head*

ToP Varric!
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Modifié par Calla S, 28 décembre 2010 - 02:38 .


#10477
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Calla S wrote...

So, I was thinking...

How would you guys react if it was confirmed that he was, in fact, an LI?


I'd run around my house three times naked!

Um.. or I'd probably just quietly squee and send a virtual hug in the direction of the writing team.

Hm..  I need to hurry up and finish ME1 so I can get on that Garrus train ;)

Modifié par leonia42, 28 décembre 2010 - 02:39 .


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Maria Caliban

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Calla S wrote...

Man, I feel like a right fangirl now...


This is okay. I am a fangirl as well.

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Calla S wrote...

So, I was thinking...

How would you guys react if it was confirmed that he was, in fact, an LI?


I'd be happy, and then I would (try to) bake a cake. Think about it, LI!Varric + Cake :D

#10480
Calla S

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If you do bake a cake, can I come over? I want celebratory cake.

#10481
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Y'know, with the reception Varric has gotten thus far, I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up as a LI in DA3, just like Garrus and ME2.



Though, I think someone mentioned that there are only as many LIs in DA2 as in Origins, so that makes me think we're getting Isabela, Fen and a human male. I'd be very pleased if it were Fen+Isa+human male+Varric though.

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Maria Caliban

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Anarya wrote...

Though, I think someone mentioned that there are only as many LIs in DA2 as in Origins, so that makes me think we're getting Isabela, Fen and a human male. I'd be very pleased if it were Fen+Isa+human male+Varric though.


There were 4 love interests in DA:O.

It would be odd if they had three male love interests and only one female one.

#10483
Calla S

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Well, it's possible that they might've added another. For choice. I mean, in ME2, you were able to choose between three males, and I imagine if they would've kept Miranda as the bisexual female option, you would've still been able to romance her, Jacob, Thane, OR Garrus.

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Though, I think someone mentioned that there are only as many LIs in DA2 as in Origins, so that makes me think we're getting Isabela, Fen and a human male. I'd be very pleased if it were Fen+Isa+human male+Varric though.


There were 4 love interests in DA:O.

It would be odd if they had three male love interests and only one female one.


I think she means "for femhawkes."

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Pseudo can read my mind or something..

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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You have nooooo idea. >D

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 décembre 2010 - 04:21 .


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Heretical wrote...

Dave, you have my axe!


And my sword!

#10488
Calla S

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bsbcaer wrote...

Heretical wrote...
Dave, you have my axe!

And my sword!

And my bow!

Just kidding. All I have is a pencil, and the tip's broken.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

I think she means "for femhawkes."

I see.

Maybe Varric and Aveline could start a "We're too awesome to be love interests" club?

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 28 décembre 2010 - 04:55 .


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Anarya

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Oh man I forgot to comment on the "come to bed" Varric sketch. I love it! Megane Varric is so cute.

#10491
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Haha.  I'd like to see a conversation between Varric and the Turian councilor.  Based off of the description of Varric and the brief scene of him talking in the Rise to Power trailer, a war of words between them would be epic. 


Turian Councilor versus the Dragon Age Universe

Varric: Hawke cut the ogre clean in half, using only a single sheet of paper that she'd salvaged from Lothering before it burned. The darkspawn horde closed in around her, and it looked pretty grim... until a dragon dropped out of the sky and started clearing away the darkspawn with her firey breath--

Councilor: Dragons? You don't seriously expect us to believe that nonsense?

Flemeth: You are expected to do nothing, least of all believe.

Councilor: Ah, yes. "Flemeth." We have dismissed that claim.

Varric: You're getting awfully tense there, Chuckles. Have a seat! I'll order you a drink. Nobody should listen to a story like this sober.

Councilor: Do you think this is a joke, Mister Tethras? The council does not find your attitude amusing. 

Isabela: You see? This is what lack of sex does to a person. Tragic, really. 

Varric: I like the part where Chuckles keeps referring to himself as a "council."

Isabela: Well, maybe he's conferring with what's inside his trousers.

Councilor: I think we've heard more than enough.

Flemeth: "Be always aware." ...or is it "oblivious"? I can never remember.

Varric: Are you sure? I haven't even gotten to the part where Hawke taught the Archdemon the True Meaning of Friendship yet. No? Oh well.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  BRAVO!  BRAVO!   Posted Image

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Speaking of the turian councilor, ME2's "Lair of the Shadow Broker" has a post-mission scene where the info drone mentions that the turian councilor has a mistress. This is after spacing the original council.



I wonder what Varric would think of that...



P.S: The line, if I remember: "The turian councilor's mistress is making several expensive purchases. She may be preparing to move into a larger mansion."

#10493
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Since Mary just gave us a glimpse of some Mass Effect - Dragon Age crossover, here's a thought:

Varric's description on the Dragon Age wiki (which I believe came from Mary Kirby) says "Unofficially, he maintains a spy network with contacts throughout all levels of the city so he can quietly deal with the assassination attemps, scandals, and campaigns of industrial espionage that come along with being a family in the Dwarven Merchants Guild."  This makes him sound almost like an information broker.  Hmmm... Mass Effect seems to have one of these as well.  How about...


VARRIC     vs.     THE SHADOW BROKER

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I would write an epic conversation and/or confrontation between them right now.  But unfortunately I have a big day tomorrow and have to go to bed now.  In the meantime, enjoy this pay-per-view - worthy battle and goodnight!  Posted Image

Modifié par Ramus Quaritch, 28 décembre 2010 - 06:10 .


#10494
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I always try to imagine what that thing's skull would look like and get very, very confused.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 décembre 2010 - 06:36 .


#10495
jackkel dragon

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It'll be a draw. Varric has Bianca, and the yahg has a giant shield. Then Varric will order Hawke to use magic on the roof and instant-win. Varric has gained a level and a new hideout.

#10496
Calla S

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Hahaha, sudden urge to see Varric standing in front of an enormous board of notes like Liara, after she takes over as the Shadow Broker and has all the screens in front of her. That's one of my favorite shots in the DLC.

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*Varric tries reaching to the panel to respond to the soldiers*

Varric: Hawke, give me a hand here!

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Dave of Canada wrote...

*Varric tries reaching to the panel to respond to the soldiers*
Varric: Hawke, give me a hand here!


Varric: I can't see a thing!
Hawke: Shall I descibe it to you, or should I get you a box?

#10499
Dave of Canada

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Varric: Hey drone, come over here!

Info Drone: Greetings Shadow Broker, how may I be of assistance?

Varric: Float lower.

*Info Drone floats down*

*Varric climbs on top, floats around the room doing Shadow Broker things*

Info Drone: I do believe this isn't in my programming.

Varric: It is now.


#10500
Calla S

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Oh. my. god. Varric riding the info drone is my new favorite thing.

PSEUDO. DARLING. Have I mentioned how fantastic and amazing and wonderful and talented you are lately? Because you are. Really.