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[Xewaka]

Calla S wrote...

Oh. my. god. Varric riding the info drone is my new favorite thing.
PSEUDO. DARLING. Have I mentioned how fantastic and amazing and wonderful and talented you are lately? Because you are. Really.

Trying to spur drone-riding Varric arts?

I approve.

[GameBoyish]

Dhiro wrote...

Calla S wrote...

So, I was thinking...

How would you guys react if it was confirmed that he was, in fact, an LI?

I'd be happy, and then I would (try to) bake a cake. Think about it, LI!Varric + Cake

Mmmmm cake :happy:

All I know is that my sis and I have planned a party with two giant tubs of Nutella as soon we get the DAII Signature Edition in the mail...

I'd need to get a ticket outta town to celebrate but it would be so worth it... even with exams (at the end of) next year

I guess if Varric is announced as an LI, I will immediately spam my blog with pictures of Varric, just to show of XD

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Calla S wrote...

Oh. my. god. Varric riding the info drone is my new favorite thing.
PSEUDO. DARLING. Have I mentioned how fantastic and amazing and wonderful and talented you are lately? Because you are. Really.

NOT QUITE ENOUGH YET LATELY, I'M AFRAID.
DVT soon. Patience.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 décembre 2010 - 02:18 .

[Calla S]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Oh. my. god. Varric riding the info drone is my new favorite thing.
PSEUDO. DARLING. Have I mentioned how fantastic and amazing and wonderful and talented you are lately? Because you are. Really.

NOT QUITE ENOUGH YET LATELY, I'M AFRAID.
DVT soon. Patience.

I snuggle and fawn upon and feed you chocolates from afar. 

I still say there's going to be complete, rampant squee on my part if he IS an LI. Like. I won't make any damn sense for a good hour. Just... just.... so much squee. If he's not, I'll still squee when I see him in-game, there just won't be any random letters involved. Okay, that's a lie. There'll totally be random letters involved.

[Maugrim]

I now have Varric's narration in the Rise To Power trailer as my ringtone. You people are a bad influence.

[Calla S]

Mwahaha! So not sorry. I love his narration of it, which just makes me plain excited to finally play the game.

Hm... sudden urge to watch the Rise to Power trailer.

[Anarya]

makenzieshepard wrote...

I now have Varric's narration in the Rise To Power trailer as my ringtone. You people are a bad influence.

I take no responsibility for thread-related Varric addiction.

[Calla S]

Anarya wrote...
I take no responsibility for thread-related Varric addiction.

Of course not. You only started this madness.

[lv12medic]

<_<
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That's the Shadow Broker?  (I haven't bought any ME2 DLC so yeah).

Not very impressed.  Varric would make a much better Shadow Broker.  Speaking of that... I thought in DA:O there was a codex entry that talked about some spy/information network that sounded a lot like the shadow broker and his set up.  I don't know if Varric is a part of that or not... or in charge of it.

[Anarya]

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...
I take no responsibility for thread-related Varric addiction.

Of course not. You only started this madness.

:innocent:

[Dave of Canada]

[phone rings]

"So, you want to call the champion, what makes you think I know his phone number?"
"Don't lie to me, you knew his phone number even before he became the Champion!"
"The entire world on the brink of war, and you need to call the one person who can help you put it back together."

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 28 décembre 2010 - 06:42 .

[Collider]

Varric would make a much better Shadow Broker.

Omg, it's true.

[jackkel dragon]

Dave of Canada wrote...

[phone rings]

"So, you want to call the champion, what makes you think I know his phone number?"
"Don't lie to me, you knew his phone number even before he became the Champion!"
"The entire world on the brink of war, and you need to call the one person who can help you put it back together."

If that existed and I had a phone I actually used, that would be my ringtone.

[Ramus Quaritch]

Here we go:
*Varric, Hawke, Fenris, and Bethany walk into the Shadow Broker's command center*

Shadow Broker: "Here for the dwarf?  Reckless, even for you Hawke."

Hawke: "That fireball in Hightown wasn't exactly subtle."

Shadow Broker: "Extreme, but neccesary."

Varric: No it wasn't!  Neither was caging my brother for two years!  You mess with one dwarf, you mess with us all!

Shadow Broker: Varric, your interference caused all this.  Your brother betrayed me.  He is now paying the price.

Hawke: Someone was bound to come after you for working with the darkspawn!

Shadow Broker: It was a mutually beneficial partnership.  The Architect has access to powerful magic.  Magic that will only make me stronger.

Varric: I bet you're compensating for something. 

Hawke: It'll be pretty hard to run a floating castle this size with no men.

Varric:  That's right Bianca and me took out your entire army! 

Shadow Broker: They're replaceable.  Your arrival is barely an interruption. 

Varric: Bwahaha!  It'll be more than that when I spread word and sing songs about how I single-handidly defeated an entire legion of your best troops!  No one will want to work for you!  Now do the smart things and let my brother walk out with us.

Shadow Broker: You won't be walking out at all.

Varric: You're quite confident for a giant fly-bear-fish with nowhere left to hide!

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, Varric.  It's good that you bought Bethany.  An apostate mage will fetch a substantial bounty from the Templars.  And Fenris will be a useful tool for me in more ways than one. 

Varric: You're not touching anything except yourself!  Which I bet you do often.  I mean, where are the other fly-bear-fish females for you to be with?  I don't see them.  We haven't met any other of your species in all of Thedas.  Face it, you're all alone in this world!  But it won't be for much longer.  We'll send you to fly-bear-fish heaven where you can be with other fly-bear-fish.

*Shadow Broker stands up, showing signs of anger*

Varric: Wow you're bigger than my last three lovers combined! 

Shadow Broker: It is pointless to challenge me, dwarf.  I cut off your brother's beard and kept it as a trophy.  YOUR CHEST HAIR WILL BE NEXT. 

Varric: WHAT?!  RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

*Varric charges and leaps at the Shadow Broker who pulls out his massive shield.  The epic fight is on.*

Modifié par Ramus Quaritch, 28 décembre 2010 - 08:33 .

[Maugrim]

Anarya wrote...

makenzieshepard wrote...

I now have Varric's narration in the Rise To Power trailer as my ringtone. You people are a bad influence.

I take no responsibility for thread-related Varric addiction.

My mother borrowed my cellphone to go to the grocery store.  She wants to know who the man talking to her in the beverage aisle was. 

[Anarya]

And? How did you answer?

[Calla S]

What!? Third page!? I think not, folks!



I'm working on Varric art of my own atm. Hopefully it'll be done by Thursday.

[mellifera]

Never gets old *dies laughing*

[Leonia]

Heh, that was before we knew he was blond and brown-eyed. Still a classic though

[jackkel dragon]

yukidama wrote...

Never gets old *dies laughing*

We lost yuki.

[tmp7704]

lv12medic wrote...

<_<
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That's the Shadow Broker?  (I haven't bought any ME2 DLC so yeah).

Not very impressed.  Varric would make a much better Shadow Broker.

What that picture doesn't show is the size -- when standing straight he's as large as a human and a half. Varric would be roughly reaching just past the guy's kneecaps.

[mellifera]

jackkel dragon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Never gets old *dies laughing*

We lost yuki.

*haunts*

[jackkel dragon]

tmp7704 wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

<_<
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That's the Shadow Broker?  (I haven't bought any ME2 DLC so yeah).

Not very impressed.  Varric would make a much better Shadow Broker.

What that picture doesn't show is the size -- when standing straight he's as large as a human and a half. Varric would be roughly reaching just past the guy's kneecaps.

Correction: standing straight he's twice as big as the mega-krogan. Varric would easily be able to surprise the yahg Shadow Broker, as he's barely reaching the guy's kneecaps.

[jackkel dragon]

yukidama wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Never gets old *dies laughing*

We lost yuki.

*haunts*

At least now we have yukighost.

[bsbcaer]

jackkel dragon wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

<_<
...
That's the Shadow Broker?  (I haven't bought any ME2 DLC so yeah).

Not very impressed.  Varric would make a much better Shadow Broker.

What that picture doesn't show is the size -- when standing straight he's as large as a human and a half. Varric would be roughly reaching just past the guy's kneecaps.

Correction: standing straight he's twice as big as the mega-krogan. Varric would easily be able to surprise the yahg Shadow Broker, as he's barely reaching the guy's kneecaps.

You simply kneecap him and then work your way up...It's the future, just put his head in a glass of water and keep him around on a shelf