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[GameBoyish]

@Dave Phone convo is pure win



@Ramus Shadow Broker and Varric melding is AwEsOmEnEsS!

[Xewaka]

Calla S wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Oh. my. god. Varric riding the info drone is my new favorite thing.
PSEUDO. DARLING. Have I mentioned how fantastic and amazing and wonderful and talented you are lately? Because you are. Really.

NOT QUITE ENOUGH YET LATELY, I'M AFRAID.
DVT soon. Patience.

[...] and feed you chocolates from afar.

Either you have excellent aim or pseudo's walls are painted brown.

Modifié par Xewaka, 29 décembre 2010 - 02:53 .

[Calla S]

If you're not one for obnoxious, fluffy things... AVERT YOUR EYES.

(I ended up finishing last night... hrm.)

[Dave of Canada]

A zoomed-out picture of that would be Varric standing on a bench, kissing Hawke on his tippy-toes?

[Calla S]

Okay, that is adorable. Not what I had in mind, but that is now what's actually there.

[GodWood]

I'm quite dissapointed I won't be able to hook Varric up with Beth.

[Herr Uhl]

GodWood wrote...

I'm quite dissapointed I won't be able to hook Varric up with Beth.

Or Aveline at least. THey'd dominate the dwarf-tossing circuit.

[Calla S]

Herr Uhl wrote...

GodWood wrote...

I'm quite dissapointed I won't be able to hook Varric up with Beth.

Or Aveline at least. THey'd dominate the dwarf-tossing circuit.

Part of me is interested in seeing how Varric would deal with both Hawke sisters, should he be an LI, since there's been hints of sibling rivalries. The other part of me doesn't want to know. 

Modifié par Calla S, 29 décembre 2010 - 09:10 .

[MindRaven]

sooo.........I'm watching Beauty and The Beast ( my favorite movie of all time!! ) on Blu-ray last night, and the part when Gaston shows his hairy chest I immediately thought: "Varric!!"



does that make me a fanboy or what?? lol

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Part of me is interested in seeing how Varric would deal with both Hawke sisters, should he be an LI, since there's been hints of sibling rivalries. The other part of me doesn't want to know. 

"Ladies, calm down. There's plenty of me to go around."
*takes out a scissors, cuts off a piece of chest hair and hands it to Bethany*
"There you go."
*walks away with Hawke*

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 29 décembre 2010 - 09:11 .

[Calla S]

@MindRaven - Not at all! Well, maybe a little, but not in a bad way. I was watching Beauty and the Beast on TV the other night, and I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing when Gaston ripped his shirt open to show off dat chest. Still not as impressive as Varric's. XD

Dave. Yes. That. I want that to happen. That is the ideal.

[bsbcaer]

Herr Uhl wrote...

GodWood wrote...

I'm quite dissapointed I won't be able to hook Varric up with Beth.

Or Aveline at least. THey'd dominate the dwarf-tossing circuit.

Maybe start their own circus act.

Ringmaster: Let me now direct your attention to centre-stage and witness the magic of the dwarven cannonball

(Aveline proceeds to throw Varric across the tent  into a waiting net)

Entranced youngster:  Look ma, that dwarf is flying WITHOUT MAGIC!

Entranced mother:  Dat Chin!  Dat Chesthair!

[Dave of Canada]

To prepare for DVT, I'll just throw in a small thing that advances to plot out of the tavern and allows me to continue because it's sort of dragging on. I know it's early, I'm exhausted but here you go.

"Finally come to see me, have you?" said the man at the table, gesturing Varric to sit down on the stool on the other side. Varric nodded in response to the question, starting at the strange quest giver that stood before him. The man gestured towards Thomas in thanks. "About damn time too, I thought Thomas wasn't going to send you" he looked over Varric before continuing, "Might as well come out with it, I can get you off this island, quick and easy."

Varric almost flinched at those final words, he knew in this world that anything considered quick and easy often had some hidden price attached, though we smile and nodded towards the man allowing him to continue. They talked for hours on end about something or another, he yelled at Varric for not caring about this quest or something like that; he wasn't really listening.

Varric interrupted the man in the middle of his yelling by slamming his fist on the table, he looked at the man in the eyes and without a word the man sat down. Varric stood up on the table and pointed his finger intimidatingly at the man, "Look, you're either needing my help or you don't, don't bother me with your life's details. If you're going to yell at me for not listening to what you say, just be grateful the player isn't pressing the space bar to skip this damned conversation. Alright?" The entire bar stared at Varric, or would have had they been programmed to do so.

The man laughed, loud enough that one NPC that wasn't programmed to look actually did so, the quest marker disappeared and he looked into Varric's eyes and said "Just what I wanted to hear."

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 30 décembre 2010 - 03:03 .

[SgtElias]

bsbcaer wrote...

Entranced mother:  Dat Chin!  Dat Chesthair!

Six months later

Entranced child: Poor, disgruntled father. Mother spends all of her time at the Dwarf show now. . .

[Dave of Canada]

bsbcaer wrote...

Maybe start their own circus act.

Ringmaster: Let me now direct your attention to centre-stage and witness the magic of the dwarven cannonball

(Aveline proceeds to throw Varric across the tent  into a waiting net)

Entranced youngster:  Look ma, that dwarf is flying WITHOUT MAGIC!

Entranced mother:  Dat Chin!  Dat Chesthair!

Overused song is overused but fitting.

Varric singing:
Ladies and gentlemen please.
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of chestastrophe.

(the entire song's lyrics are fitting for Varric, lulz)

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 30 décembre 2010 - 03:12 .

[Ramus Quaritch]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Ramus Shadow Broker and Varric melding is AwEsOmEnEsS!

Thank you.  I try. 

[GameBoyish]

@Dave Why don't you post this on fanfiction.net already! XP Awesome as always



@MindRaven welcome to the club XP



My sis is supposed to post a DVT!!! Where is she..? :picks up Longstrike CS6 NERF Blaster:

[emorah_slaytron]

Click here for DeviantArt link.

[Calla S]

SWEET MAKER.

[Leonia]

Oh HELLO Varric!

[GameBoyish]

There she is XD Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Thandal N'Lyman]

DAT WINK!



L&G, it's emorah_slaytron FTW!

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

...oh my.

[Collider]

I'm not sure the world can handle 1183% more sexah.

[Risax]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Part of me is interested in seeing how Varric would deal with both Hawke sisters, should he be an LI, since there's been hints of sibling rivalries. The other part of me doesn't want to know. 

"Ladies, calm down. There's plenty of me to go around."
*takes out a scissors, cuts off a piece of chest hair and hands it to Bethany*
"There you go."
*walks away with Hawke*

And a few days later she has her own Varric, grown from the chest hair of the original.