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#10551
Patriciachr34

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Okay...that picture had me coughing up bits of a turkey sandwich. Nice job.

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Dhiro

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emorah_slaytron wrote...

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namedforthemoon

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emorah_slaytron wrote...

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:o:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

Dear Maker, please let him be an LI!

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Dhiro

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I'm a mature teenager, I won't giggle seeing a picture of a half-naked sexy dwarf, I won't giggle seeing a picture of a half-naked sexy dwarf, I won-- hihihihihihi

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namedforthemoon wrote...

emorah_slaytron wrote...

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:o:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

Dear Maker, please let him be an LI!


*drools at pic* PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ruby Tabris

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Varric Fanthread,
I come for the fanart, and stay for the chest hair :D:wub:

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bsbcaer

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Any chance we could get another Varrica sometime in the future for us guys? :)

#10558
Anarya

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Oh dear god, the wink. I'm dying over here :lol:

#10559
crimzontearz

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why is Varric becoming more and more similar to Logan?

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Anarya

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Logan like Wolverine Logan? Because they're both short hairy dudes with attitude and badassery? I dunno.



*wonders if Varric has been working out*

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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*freaks out* IT'S ANIMATED?!?!? I just saw the wink. HOLY WTF. XD



*doodling Varric on the info drone*

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mellifera

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Pseudocognition wrote...

*freaks out* IT'S ANIMATED?!?!? I just saw the wink. HOLY WTF. XD

*doodling Varric on the info drone*


AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I just noticed this. *crying with laughter* Epic.

And yay! :o

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Calla S

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Pseudocognition wrote...
*doodling Varric on the info drone*

ohmygaaaaaaawd.

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Heretical

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bsbcaer wrote...

Any chance we could get another Varrica sometime in the future for us guys? :)

By this I hope you mean a character of equal... attractiveness. I don't think Varric's features applied to a woman would be very... desirable to most.

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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^ Varrica is on page 1 or here if you don't want to wade through the other art.



So I introduced one of my fellow artist buddies to Varric, showed her the newest front-on screenshot, and she went:

"HAH. ...what the $@#%. I don't get you video game people."

#10566
HolyJellyfish

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Did... that... picture... wink... at... me...?



Varric. Putting Burt Reynolds to shame.



Oh. If only I could print this, put it on the wall, and have it wink at me all day long. My boyfriend would have a fit, or fall in love, or both.

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HolyJellyfish

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Pseudocognition wrote...

^ Varrica is on page 1 or here if you don't want to wade through the other art.

So I introduced one of my fellow artist buddies to Varric, showed her the newest front-on screenshot, and she went:
"HAH. ...what the $@#%. I don't get you video game people."


Yeah. My BF gives me a hard time every time he looks over my shoulder and notices I'm on the forums, lurking around piecing together information about the character hotties.

Him: "Do the Devs even care? Are they even on there? you are such a nerd."
Me: "They CARE!!! They've been feeding us since day one! And sometimes when we make good suggestions, they listen! Look at Tali and Garrus! Fan favorites, they go off and make them LI. I am NOT wasting my time, I am BIDING my time!"
Him: "Oh. That's cool they listen. Hey, you should tell them that when you are switching character profiles, they should save the controls specific to that profile. Because baby, your inverted Y-Axis is driving me INSANE."
Me: "Sorry. This winking picture of Varric is far more important than your petty inability to switch Y-Axis. You waste their time with your petty requests."
Him: "Oh dear god..."

#10568
Eskarne

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That wink cracked me up. :D 

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Haha I just get:
Friends: *look over shoulder* What are you doing?
Me: I ... er... um. Well, you see, there's this game coming out and one of the characters--
Friends: Is a short hairy man?
Me: A dwarf with a refined wardrobe and impeccable grooming and we like to mess with him on this forum--
Friends: ...a gay dwarf? You're drawing a gay midget for your nerd friends on the internet?

Then I flip out because I'm supposed to be surrounded by creative open-minded people. Then they tell me I'll be single forever. They're mean :(

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 31 décembre 2010 - 12:53 .


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Dave of Canada

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Dave: So I'll just be right back.
*Dave leaves to go away*
Mother: I need to use the internet!
*I don't hear*
Mother: Wh-what the **** is this ****?
*Dave comes back*
Dave: It's a character.
Mother: Are you a [offensive homosexual term]?
Dave: No? I just like the character.
Mother: But he's half naked.
Dave: So was dad but you don't see me complaining.
Mother: I- I don't need the internet anymore.
*Mother leaves, Dave sits down on computer chair*
Dave: IT WORKS MARVELOUSLY.
Dave: Thanks Varric.
*Varric screenshot winks*

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 31 décembre 2010 - 12:53 .


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bsbcaer

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Heretical wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

Any chance we could get another Varrica sometime in the future for us guys? :)

By this I hope you mean a character of equal... attractiveness. I don't think Varric's features applied to a woman would be very... desirable to most.


Check out the first page...you'll see a picture of Varrica :)

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bsbcaer

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Dave: So I'll just be right back.
*Dave leaves to go away*
Mother: I need to use the internet!
*I don't hear*
Mother: Wh-what the **** is this ****?
*Dave comes back*
Dave: It's a character.
Mother: Are you a [offensive homosexual term]?
Dave: No? I just like the character.
Mother: But he's half naked.
Dave: So was dad but you don't see me complaining.
Mother: I- I don't need the internet anymore.
*Mother leaves, Dave sits down on computer chair*
Dave: IT WORKS MARVELOUSLY.
Dave: Thanks Varric.
*Varric screenshot winks*


Im so glad I wasn't drinking my coke when I was reading this...thanks for the laugh Dave!

#10573
HolyJellyfish

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Dave. For the amount of odd and hilarious posts you throw up there, I often wonder what your inner monologue is like.

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HolyJellyfish

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Its probably in Québécois, huh? It is all in Québécois. With an after taste of poutine.

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Dave of Canada

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HolyJellyfish wrote...

I often wonder what your inner monologue is like.


It just won't shut up.