Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#10551
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 07:41
#10552
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 07:46
emorah_slaytron wrote...
[Picture]
#10553
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 08:14
emorah_slaytron wrote...
Click here for DeviantArt link.
Dear Maker, please let him be an LI!
#10554
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 08:22
#10555
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 08:42
namedforthemoon wrote...
emorah_slaytron wrote...
Click here for DeviantArt link.:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
Dear Maker, please let him be an LI!
*drools at pic* PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10556
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 08:42
I come for the fanart, and stay for the chest hair
#10557
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 08:44
#10558
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:30
#10559
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:32
#10560
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:39
*wonders if Varric has been working out*
#10561
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:40
*doodling Varric on the info drone*
#10562
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:42
Pseudocognition wrote...
*freaks out* IT'S ANIMATED?!?!? I just saw the wink. HOLY WTF. XD
*doodling Varric on the info drone*
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I just noticed this. *crying with laughter* Epic.
And yay!
#10563
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:43
ohmygaaaaaaawd.Pseudocognition wrote...
*doodling Varric on the info drone*
#10564
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:50
By this I hope you mean a character of equal... attractiveness. I don't think Varric's features applied to a woman would be very... desirable to most.bsbcaer wrote...
Any chance we could get another Varrica sometime in the future for us guys?
#10566
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 12:36
Varric. Putting Burt Reynolds to shame.
Oh. If only I could print this, put it on the wall, and have it wink at me all day long. My boyfriend would have a fit, or fall in love, or both.
#10567
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 12:40
Pseudocognition wrote...
^ Varrica is on page 1 or here if you don't want to wade through the other art.
So I introduced one of my fellow artist buddies to Varric, showed her the newest front-on screenshot, and she went:
"HAH. ...what the $@#%. I don't get you video game people."
Yeah. My BF gives me a hard time every time he looks over my shoulder and notices I'm on the forums, lurking around piecing together information about the character hotties.
Him: "Do the Devs even care? Are they even on there? you are such a nerd."
Me: "They CARE!!! They've been feeding us since day one! And sometimes when we make good suggestions, they listen! Look at Tali and Garrus! Fan favorites, they go off and make them LI. I am NOT wasting my time, I am BIDING my time!"
Him: "Oh. That's cool they listen. Hey, you should tell them that when you are switching character profiles, they should save the controls specific to that profile. Because baby, your inverted Y-Axis is driving me INSANE."
Me: "Sorry. This winking picture of Varric is far more important than your petty inability to switch Y-Axis. You waste their time with your petty requests."
Him: "Oh dear god..."
#10568
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 12:44
#10569
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 12:48
Friends: *look over shoulder* What are you doing?
Me: I ... er... um. Well, you see, there's this game coming out and one of the characters--
Friends: Is a short hairy man?
Me: A dwarf with a refined wardrobe and impeccable grooming and we like to mess with him on this forum--
Friends: ...a gay dwarf? You're drawing a gay midget for your nerd friends on the internet?
Then I flip out because I'm supposed to be surrounded by creative open-minded people. Then they tell me I'll be single forever. They're mean
Modifié par Pseudocognition, 31 décembre 2010 - 12:53 .
#10570
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 12:53
*Dave leaves to go away*
Mother: I need to use the internet!
*I don't hear*
Mother: Wh-what the **** is this ****?
*Dave comes back*
Dave: It's a character.
Mother: Are you a [offensive homosexual term]?
Dave: No? I just like the character.
Mother: But he's half naked.
Dave: So was dad but you don't see me complaining.
Mother: I- I don't need the internet anymore.
*Mother leaves, Dave sits down on computer chair*
Dave: IT WORKS MARVELOUSLY.
Dave: Thanks Varric.
*Varric screenshot winks*
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 31 décembre 2010 - 12:53 .
#10571
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 01:13
Heretical wrote...
By this I hope you mean a character of equal... attractiveness. I don't think Varric's features applied to a woman would be very... desirable to most.bsbcaer wrote...
Any chance we could get another Varrica sometime in the future for us guys?
Check out the first page...you'll see a picture of Varrica
#10572
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 01:15
Dave of Canada wrote...
Dave: So I'll just be right back.
*Dave leaves to go away*
Mother: I need to use the internet!
*I don't hear*
Mother: Wh-what the **** is this ****?
*Dave comes back*
Dave: It's a character.
Mother: Are you a [offensive homosexual term]?
Dave: No? I just like the character.
Mother: But he's half naked.
Dave: So was dad but you don't see me complaining.
Mother: I- I don't need the internet anymore.
*Mother leaves, Dave sits down on computer chair*
Dave: IT WORKS MARVELOUSLY.
Dave: Thanks Varric.
*Varric screenshot winks*
Im so glad I wasn't drinking my coke when I was reading this...thanks for the laugh Dave!
#10573
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 02:05
#10574
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 02:06
#10575
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 02:07
HolyJellyfish wrote...
I often wonder what your inner monologue is like.
It just won't shut up.




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