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[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Also, Dave, I don't believe she has.

There's a first time for everything.

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...
Also, Dave, I don't believe she has.

There's a first time for everything.

That's been my mantra since the very beginning! I have faith! In Varric and in Mary and in his potential LIness.

[Maria Caliban]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Unrelated to the comic, has Mary ever written a romance?

Nope.

Morrigan, Alistiar, Zevran = David
Leliana = Sheryl

Which is strange given her background.

[bsbcaer]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Unrelated to the comic, has Mary ever written a romance?

Nope.

Morrigan, Alistiar, Zevran = David
Leliana = Sheryl

Which is strange given her background.

Wow...where did you find this?!?!  It's a humourous take or is it serious do you know?

Also, just wanted to say "I can see forever!" (loved that comic

[Ser Fish]

Fishmas1, you make me bleed sunbeams of joy from my eyes. MY EYES.

[Leonia]

Pseudocognition wrote...

@Leonia: Because ME is fantastic? And now you can get the references! Yay!

This DVT it's gonna be Varric in a Volus suit. Awww yeah.

Do it!!!

And that comic.. I totally heard "angelic music" playing as Varric revealed his chest hair to Fenris. I love Fenris' somewhat derpy expression.

[Dave of Canada]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Which is strange given her background.

Possibly sick of writing romance?

[bsbcaer]

Edited:

Bah...got the joke.  (thanks Shorts!)

Just have to keep telling myself that sleep is for the weak! 

Modifié par bsbcaer, 04 janvier 2011 - 09:00 .

[upsettingshorts]

bsbcaer wrote...
but are you sure that's her?

[Leonia]

I'm having deja vu here.. hasn't.. Maria made this joke before or is the Matrix broken?

[Dave of Canada]

leonia42 wrote...

I'm having deja vu here.. hasn't.. Maria made this joke before or is the Matrix broken?

Same, deja vu but not really.

[namedforthemoon]

Is that Biowares Mary Kirby? Our Mary? ...Huh. Well if that's the case, then I no longer doubt her ability to write romances.

[Leonia]

If that's what Mary Kirby looks like than I'm going to have to ask for a Mary Kirby LI.

[Maria Caliban]

leonia42 wrote...

I'm having deja vu here.. hasn't.. Maria made this joke before or is the Matrix broken?

I haven't made it in this thread. I haven't made it in this forum. I haven't made it on this website.

... but I have made that joke before, yes.

[GameBoyish]

leonia42 wrote...



They could be pulling a Garrus on us.. see how well we like Varric in DA2 then make him romanceable in ME3..er I mean DA3. Gosh, I am in such a ME mood lately.

Heh so am I... Just started the game (Mass Effect 2) like a couple months ago I think? Even though it seems likely, I really do hope Varric is the "something different" Gaider mentioned...



@Fishmas1 OH MY GOD I CAN SEE FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one



@Maria O_O what is this i don't even

[tmp7704]

Ammonite wrote...

That begs the question of what a DA love-scene narrated (and exaggerated) by Varric would be like. Me, I keep hearing Tom Jones-esque let's-get-funky music playing in the background, complete with deeply disturbed Cassandra.

the "exaggerated" part got me this...

Varric: "... ten inches. And then, he'd get erect-"
Cassandra: tralalala I'M NOT LISTENING

[GameBoyish]

tmp7704 wrote...

Ammonite wrote...

That begs the question of what a DA love-scene narrated (and exaggerated) by Varric would be like. Me, I keep hearing Tom Jones-esque let's-get-funky music playing in the background, complete with deeply disturbed Cassandra.

the "exaggerated" part got me this...

Varric: "... ten inches. And then, he'd get erect-"
Cassandra: tralalala I'M NOT LISTENING

:police:Varric: OOOOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA..... MY DING DING DONG............

:pinched:Sorry.

[Dhiro]

tmp7704 wrote...

Ammonite wrote...

That begs the question of what a DA love-scene narrated (and exaggerated) by Varric would be like. Me, I keep hearing Tom Jones-esque let's-get-funky music playing in the background, complete with deeply disturbed Cassandra.

the "exaggerated" part got me this...

Varric: "... ten inches. And then, he'd get erect-"
Cassandra: tralalala I'M NOT LISTENING

I don't know how much cm a inch is, but if fanfics mean anything that would be the minimum size for a health child, right?

[GameBoyish]

Dhiro wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Ammonite wrote...

That begs the question of what a DA love-scene narrated (and exaggerated) by Varric would be like. Me, I keep hearing Tom Jones-esque let's-get-funky music playing in the background, complete with deeply disturbed Cassandra.

the "exaggerated" part got me this...

Varric: "... ten inches. And then, he'd get erect-"
Cassandra: tralalala I'M NOT LISTENING

I don't know how much cm a inch is, but if fanfics mean anything that would be the minimum size for a health child, right?

25.4cm:bandit:

EDIT: 1 inch= 2.54cm

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 04 janvier 2011 - 03:02 .

[Dhiro]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Ammonite wrote...

That begs the question of what a DA love-scene narrated (and exaggerated) by Varric would be like. Me, I keep hearing Tom Jones-esque let's-get-funky music playing in the background, complete with deeply disturbed Cassandra.

the "exaggerated" part got me this...

Varric: "... ten inches. And then, he'd get erect-"
Cassandra: tralalala I'M NOT LISTENING

I don't know how much cm a inch is, but if fanfics mean anything that would be the minimum size for a health child, right?

25.4cm:bandit:

EDIT: 1 inch= 2.54cm

That's... I... excuse me.

[Mary Kirby]

namedforthemoon wrote...

Is that Biowares Mary Kirby? Our Mary? ...Huh. Well if that's the case, then I no longer doubt her ability to write romances.

*sigh* No, that's not me. Maria was making a joke. That book was written in 1983.  I was six. Although I'm sure I could have written a fascinating guide to meeting men when I was six, it would have involved robots from space and possibly unicorns.

[Herr Uhl]

Mary Kirby wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Is that Biowares Mary Kirby? Our Mary? ...Huh. Well if that's the case, then I no longer doubt her ability to write romances.

*sigh* No, that's not me. Maria was making a joke. That book was written in 1983.  I was six. Although I'm sure I could have written a fascinating guide to meeting men when I was six, it would have involved robots from space and possibly unicorns.

It would involve that if you were to write it today too.

[YoziMaiden]

Mary Kirby wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Is that Biowares Mary Kirby? Our Mary? ...Huh. Well if that's the case, then I no longer doubt her ability to write romances.

*sigh* No, that's not me. Maria was making a joke. That book was written in 1983.  I was six. Although I'm sure I could have written a fascinating guide to meeting men when I was six, it would have involved robots from space and possibly unicorns.

This would be a glorious read.

[Mary Kirby]

Herr Uhl wrote...

It would involve that if you were to write it today too.

Actually, if I wrote it today, it would probably contain more ninjas.

[Risax]

Mary Kirby wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Is that Biowares Mary Kirby? Our Mary? ...Huh. Well if that's the case, then I no longer doubt her ability to write romances.

*sigh* No, that's not me. Maria was making a joke. That book was written in 1983.  I was six. Although I'm sure I could have written a fascinating guide to meeting men when I was six, it would have involved robots from space and possibly unicorns.

I want to read that!
Even though I'm a straight man myself.

Also, Yay Mary's back!
Happy New Year Mary!