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[jackkel dragon]

[Calla S]

Noooooooooooooo.

I've changed my mind.

*nudges Varric in Lady Hawke's direction* ):

[Dhiro]

That's amazing You can cut the sexual tension between them with a knife.



And unlike from SOME PEOPLE, they don't have to rub against each other like horny animals.

[Xewaka]

tmp7704 wrote...

Anarya wrote...
Also, Aimo can you stop making Carver look extremely attractive please? He's our brother. >_

It's good training before you get to play the game, where you'll have to put up with Carver's hotness constantly.

It is me imagining things, or is Aveline wearing Bethany's scarf as a memento to her sacrifice?

Also,

the Varric twirl exhudes awesomeness from each gloved finger. Too bad the nose and mouth animation makes him look as if he's hissing like a cat.

Modifié par Xewaka, 10 janvier 2011 - 11:41 .

[Anarya]

I don't think Bethany's scarf is striped, so no. They seem to have a thing for scarves this time around. Merrill's got a big hipster scarf.

[jackkel dragon]

Anarya wrote...

I don't think Bethany's scarf is striped, so no. They seem to have a thing for scarves this time around. Merrill's got a big hipster scarf.

It's better than dog collars.

[Xewaka]

I know Varric is worth twice than any other two companions put together, but since we're getting two elves, don't you think a Dwarven Lady is needed to keep balance?

[mellifera]

Xewaka wrote...

I know Varric is worth twice than any other two companions put together, but since we're getting two elves, don't you think a Dwarven Lady is needed to keep balance?

Yes, but it ain't happening

[Dhiro]

I'd love a dwarven Lady :< Also, we're getting three humans. Really, people. Why can't we have a second dwarf? I mean, we have a DALISH and a light-bulb slave. How come a dwarf female is so improbable?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Xewaka wrote...

I know Varric is worth twice than any other two companions put together, but since we're getting two elves, don't you think a Dwarven Lady is needed to keep balance?

Varric's mom. I would lol.

[Xewaka]

yukidama wrote...

Xewaka wrote...
I know Varric is worth twice than any other two companions put together, but since we're getting two elves, don't you think a Dwarven Lady is needed to keep balance?

Yes, but it ain't happening

I know. I was just thinking out loudly. I do believe I'll name Aveline a honorary dwarf.
Poor Varric, no one to share stoned jokes with.

Dhiro wrote...
I'd love a dwarven Lady :< Also, we're
getting three humans. Really, people. Why can't we have a second dwarf? I
mean, we have a DALISH and a light-bulb slave. How come a dwarf female
is so improbable?

Because the masses are stupid. And the game tries to appeal to the masses.

Pseudocognition wrote...
Varric's mom. I would lol.

She's the one cooking cake and poison! I knew it!

Modifié par Xewaka, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:09 .

[jackkel dragon]

Varric's too much man for any dwarf. If a female dwarf companion was in Hawke's party, Varric would have to attempt to explain the awesome power that led to the specks of former-lady-dwarf sticking to the walls of his bedchambers.

Edit: Wow, that was gorier than intended....

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:11 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I giggled. Shadenfreude.

[Dhiro]

Poor Varric. Don't worry, Hairy-Baby, you're still awesome

[Xewaka]

Pseudocognition wrote...



I giggled. Shadenfreude.

The book throw needs to be giffed. Besides, we know Varric will make the best off the situation. Remember the smirking and finger steppling.

[mellifera]

No one else would look half as good getting a book thrown in their face! Lulz.

[Dhiro]

Varric: you can throw everything at him, he'll still be hawt.

[Herr Uhl]

Pseudocognition wrote...



I giggled. Shadenfreude.

On a sidenote, good lighting.

[Xewaka]

Dhiro wrote...
Varric: you can throw everything at him, he'll still be hawt.

You. Stop the double entendres.
Or make more. Funnier. Either option is good.

Modifié par Xewaka, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:42 .

[Dhiro]

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
Varric: you can throw everything at him, he'll still be hawt.

You. Stop the double entendres.
Or make more. Funnier. Either option is good.

...It was a double entendres? I don't see it o_O

[Xewaka]

Dhiro wrote...
...It was a double entendres? I don't see it o_O

Depends of the context of the throwing.
I have a very dirty mind.

[Dhiro]

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
...It was a double entendres? I don't see it o_O

Depends of the context of the throwing.
I have a very dirty mind.

There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Varric bolt twirling needs to be the first gif on page 1. Make it so, Trivia!

[Xewaka]

Dhiro wrote...
There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

I'll be blunt. The moment I read "throwing at Varric" and "Varric still hawt" I thought of lingerie being flung at him, as foreplay.
I said I had a dirty mind.

[Dhiro]

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

I'll be blunt. The moment I read "throwing at Varric" and "Varric still hawt" I thought of lingerie being flung at him, as foreplay.
I said I had a dirty mind.

Oh.