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[Herr Uhl]

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

I'll be blunt. The moment I read "throwing at Varric" and "Varric still hawt" I thought of lingerie being flung at him, as foreplay.
I said I had a dirty mind.

And here I was thinking you meant semen, and how you would see that as thrown.

[Dhiro]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

I'll be blunt. The moment I read "throwing at Varric" and "Varric still hawt" I thought of lingerie being flung at him, as foreplay.
I said I had a dirty mind.

And here I was thinking you meant semen, and how you would see that as thrown.

...My innocence D:

[Xewaka]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

I'll be blunt. The moment I read "throwing at Varric" and "Varric still hawt" I thought of lingerie being flung at him, as foreplay.
I said I had a dirty mind.

And here I was thinking you meant semen, and how you would see that as thrown.

As it were, man on man I do not find appealing, so it doesn't come to my mind.
(Pun intended)
And I think we should stop the dirty talk before someone comes in and locks us out of the fun.

We still need "Varric's Facebook" as a gif.

Dhiro wrote...
...My innocence D:

You're brazilian. What innocence?

Modifié par Xewaka, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:53 .

[mellifera]

I am so confused.

[Dhiro]

Xewaka wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
There's a double meaning for the word "throwing"? ._.

I'll be blunt. The moment I read "throwing at Varric" and "Varric still hawt" I thought of lingerie being flung at him, as foreplay.
I said I had a dirty mind.

And here I was thinking you meant semen, and how you would see that as thrown.

As it were, man on man I do not find appealing, so it doesn't come to my mind.
(Pun intended)
And I think we should stop the dirty talk before someone comes in and locks us out of the fun.

We still need "Varric's Facebook" as a gif.

Dhiro wrote...
...My innocence D:

You're brazilian. What innocence?

I'd like to make a snarky comment or just sue you, but you're probably right, anyway. Damn you to hell, Créu playing non-stop.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Varric can smell purity from a mile a---

Oh that was Oghren.



I bet Isabela has that skill.

[Xewaka]

yukidama wrote...
I am so confused.

It's 2 AM and I have slept four hours the former night. Now the new trailer has me overbuzzed. I am allowed to be weird.

Dhiro wrote...
I'd like to make a snarky comment or just sue you, but you're probably right, anyway. Damn you to hell, Créu playing non-stop.

Go with the snark. I like battles of wits.


I should learn how to squeeze gif from videos, so I could make a "Varric's Facebook" gif.
Instead, I'll search for a kindly soul to make one.

Modifié par Xewaka, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:57 .

[Herr Uhl]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric can smell purity from a mile a---
Oh that was Oghren.

I bet Isabela has that skill.

Isabela might have that rash too.

Okay, I'll behave.

[Dhiro]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric can smell purity from a mile a---
Oh that was Oghren.

I bet Isabela has that skill.

Isabela can defile your innocence without touching you.

Now that I think about it, in the vid Isabela threw herself to Hawke in a really... funny way. Sorry, can't find that hot. If that's the new kiss-before-sex scene, I wonder how a Varric kiss would be.

[Xewaka]

Dhiro wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...
Varric can smell purity from a mile a---
Oh that was Oghren.
I bet Isabela has that skill.

Isabela can defile your innocence without touching you.
Now that I think about it, in the vid Isabela threw herself to Hawke in a really... funny way. Sorry, can't find that hot. If that's the new kiss-before-sex scene, I wonder how a Varric kiss would be.

Ever heard of Casanunda, the disc's second best lover? I'd expect something like that with Varric. Mainly for the lulz.

Modifié par Xewaka, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:59 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Off topic (I fear new character threads) but just imagine Isabela picking Merrill up and giving her a big smotherin' hug, petting her hair and squeeing like she was one of us. It seems like something she might do. I might have to draw it, for the d'awwws.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 11 janvier 2011 - 12:59 .

[Xewaka]

Pseudocognition wrote...
Off topic (I fear new character threads) but just imagine Isabela picking Merrill up and giving her a big smotherin' hug, petting her hair and squeeing like she was one of us. It seems like something she might do. I might have to draw it, for the d'awwws.

Don't forget Varric training her on how to do scary faces to get some respect despite the cuteness. That'd be even more hilarious.

[attend]

Xewaka wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...
Varric can smell purity from a mile a---
Oh that was Oghren.
I bet Isabela has that skill.

Isabela can defile your innocence without touching you.
Now that I think about it, in the vid Isabela threw herself to Hawke in a really... funny way. Sorry, can't find that hot. If that's the new kiss-before-sex scene, I wonder how a Varric kiss would be.

Ever heard of Casanunda, the disc's second best lover? I'd expect something like that with Varric. Mainly for the lulz.

So....... he will be carrying a stepladder everywhere and looking for a dirty minded witch of the wilds?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Xewaka wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...
Off topic (I fear new character threads) but just imagine Isabela picking Merrill up and giving her a big smotherin' hug, petting her hair and squeeing like she was one of us. It seems like something she might do. I might have to draw it, for the d'awwws.

Don't forget Varric training her on how to do scary faces to get some respect despite the cuteness. That'd be even more hilarious.

Or both of them trying to teach her the subtle art of innuendo.

[Xewaka]

attend wrote...
So....... he will be carrying a stepladder everywhere and looking for a dirty minded witch of the wilds?

If an apostate works for you, then yes. And he does have a stool for grooming her.

[attend]

Xewaka wrote...

attend wrote...
So....... he will be carrying a stepladder everywhere and looking for a dirty minded witch of the wilds?

If an apostate works for you, then yes. And he does have a stool for grooming her.

As long as he doesn't scream out "Nanny" during sex I think I can deal.

[jackkel dragon]

Wow, Varric thread got dirty while I was writing the next chapter of "Fears Realized."

[Xewaka]

jackkel dragon wrote...
Wow, Varric thread got dirty while I was writing the next chapter of "Fears Realized."

Ironic timing at its best.
Varric would be proud.

Modifié par Xewaka, 11 janvier 2011 - 01:18 .

[jackkel dragon]

I'm sorry (well, not really...), but I couldn't let this go by after thinking it...

[bsbcaer]

Who's your nanny?

[envy48]

jackkel dragon wrote...

I'm sorry (well, not really...), but I couldn't let this go by after thinking it...

absolutely made of win

[Saberchic]

Ok, am I the only one who is angry at the way Cassandra is treating Varric? Most of the reactions seem to be shiiping them, but I just want to smack her.

[Xewaka]

Saberchic wrote...
Ok, am I the only one who is angry at the way Cassandra is treating Varric? Most of the reactions seem to be shiiping them, but I just want to smack her.

It's just foreplay for them. Varric likes it rough. And Cass has a definite dom vibe.

[Calla S]

Saberchic wrote...
Ok, am I the only one who is angry at the way Cassandra is treating Varric? Most of the reactions seem to be shiiping them, but I just want to smack her.

I'm torn between shipping them and wanting to give her a good smack in the face with Lady Hawke's staff.

[mellifera]

I don't ship it and I'm not angry. Varric's pain gives us the game, lol.