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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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You can just tell, by the end of the game she's going to have pulled up a chair and be at the edge of her seat waiting for him to continue the tale. Abuse completely forgotten.

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Saberchic wrote...

Ok, am I the only one who is angry at the way Cassandra is treating Varric? Most of the reactions seem to be shiiping them, but I just want to smack her.


Shipping them?  Colour me lost because Im not sure how Fed Ex or UPS  fits into the treatment of V by Cass...unless she's sending him to Nevarra in a box full of air holes?

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Calla S wrote...

Saberchic wrote...
Ok, am I the only one who is angry at the way Cassandra is treating Varric? Most of the reactions seem to be shiiping them, but I just want to smack her.

I'm torn between shipping them and wanting to give her a good smack in the face with Lady Hawke's staff.


I'm leaning towards smacking her with the staff myself. :lol:

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bsbcaer wrote...

Shipping them?  Colour me lost because Im not sure how Fed Ex or UPS  fits into the treatment of V by Cass...

Shipping as in "they would make a good couple"

unless she's sending him to Nevarra in a box full of air holes?


And she better not even think of doing that to the dwarf with that glorious chest hair.

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Saberchic wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

Shipping them?  Colour me lost because Im not sure how Fed Ex or UPS  fits into the treatment of V by Cass...


Shipping as in "they would make a good couple"


First, yeah, I can see that...second, how do we get from "ship" to "couple"???  I think Im missing a few steps in between there :)

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bsbcaer wrote...

Saberchic wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

Shipping them?  Colour me lost because Im not sure how Fed Ex or UPS  fits into the treatment of V by Cass...


Shipping as in "they would make a good couple"


First, yeah, I can see that...second, how do we get from "ship" to "couple"???  I think Im missing a few steps in between there :)


Shipping.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

You can just tell, by the end of the game she's going to have pulled up a chair and be at the edge of her seat waiting for him to continue the tale. Abuse completely forgotten.


It IS like the Princess Bride! The storyteller always wins over his audience!

Edit: Varric doesn't have to be in a romantic relationship with Cass, by the way:

Varric: Cass, there's something you should know...
Cassandra: What might that be?
Varric: I am your father...
Cassandra: No, that can't--
Varric: ...your father's old drinking buddy. What did you think I was going to say?
Cassandra: ...Nevermind...

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 11 janvier 2011 - 02:09 .


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Ok, lots of posts to catch up on today but just had to say..

ISABELA! Do want!

And the arrow-twirling Varric.. glorious!!

Merrill got really cute and little.

Carver both looks and sounds like Matt Smith now.

Modifié par leonia42, 11 janvier 2011 - 02:21 .


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jackkel dragon wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

You can just tell, by the end of the game she's going to have pulled up a chair and be at the edge of her seat waiting for him to continue the tale. Abuse completely forgotten.


It IS like the Princess Bride! The storyteller always wins over his audience!

Edit: Varric doesn't have to be in a romantic relationship with Cass, by the way:

Varric: Cass, there's something you should know...
Cassandra: What might that be?
Varric: I am your father...
Cassandra: No, that can't--
Varric: ...your father's old drinking buddy. What did you think I was going to say?
Cassandra: ...Nevermind...


Don't forget the fact that Isabela is V's long lost twin sister and magic comes from little bugs in the blood! :)

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Saberchic wrote...

Ok, am I the only one who is angry at the way Cassandra is treating Varric? Most of the reactions seem to be shiiping them, but I just want to smack her.


Not the only one. I already was wary of her before, but now I just want my femHawke to bust in and start wiping her all over the floor. And then she spirits Varric away to their lovenest. Posted Image

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On Cass, I would be all "****! Get your hands OFF my boyfriend!"

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In all honesty, I'd try to pull off the kind of recruitment speeches in "Fears Realized" on Cassandra. Meaning I'd grab Varric and use the most inane logic to get Cass to come along.

Then Varric and I would ride in the front seat of a carriage of some kind, with Cass considering how her life has gone downhill as we deliberately roll over some rubble... downhill.

Edit: By the way... in 9:40 Dragon riding to the right of the driver in a vehicle is called riding Bianca. Besides the innuendo, everyone just plan loves calling it that, even though most people can only afford cheap mimicries of Bianca. Varric was caught riding Bianca when he got dragged away by templars.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 11 janvier 2011 - 04:54 .


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I know I'm a little late, but I just got the video loaded and watched it so:



I love Varric's voice :D and I giggled when I saw that Varric's feet didnt touch the ground when they were 'dragging' him in, it was cute. I also like how when Cassandra stabs the book, he looks at it like, "D-mn, I really liked that book."

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Xewaka wrote...




Also,
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the Varric twirl exhudes awesomeness from each gloved finger. Too bad the nose and mouth animation makes him look as if he's hissing like a cat.


I can't stop staring at how he's playing with that arrow. XD But must. return. to work.

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DalishAssassin wrote...

I know I'm a little late, but I just got the video loaded and watched it so:

I love Varric's voice :D and I giggled when I saw that Varric's feet didnt touch the ground when they were 'dragging' him in, it was cute. I also like how when Cassandra stabs the book, he looks at it like, "D-mn, I really liked that book."


I wasn't gonna say anything but I totally d'awwwed in that moment. Then I was like "WTF, self, he's getting dragged into an interrogation chamber... but his widdle legs...."

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Man I really hope Varric is a romance in DA3. I was too busy fangirling over the new stuff in the dev diary before, but I just went and rewatched it and Varric just gets more and more awesome to me the more I see of him. Plus Dat Voice.

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yukidama wrote...

DalishAssassin wrote...

I know I'm a little late, but I just got the video loaded and watched it so:

I love Varric's voice :D and I giggled when I saw that Varric's feet didnt touch the ground when they were 'dragging' him in, it was cute. I also like how when Cassandra stabs the book, he looks at it like, "D-mn, I really liked that book."


I wasn't gonna say anything but I totally d'awwwed in that moment. Then I was like "WTF, self, he's getting dragged into an interrogation chamber... but his widdle legs...."


It was definitely the most adorable thing in the video.
Merill was cute, but that was adorable Posted Image

I didnt particularly like how Cassandra threw that book in his face though.

#11168
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Forget DA3, I want him to be a romance in DA2. And also in DA3.

#11169
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I'm happy with just BFFs/bros/tico brohay/broskis/etc. Some drunken flirting will not be amiss, though.

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@moon Well that would be optimal but it's really not looking likely.

Modifié par Anarya, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:11 .


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At this point, I just hope the other guy isn't Anders. If he is, I'll be condemned to fruitless mooning over Sebastian.

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I don't really care as long as he's in the game and in my party. I'm perfectly fine with romancing Isabela (or Aveline if at all possible) or no one as LadyHawke, since I don't care about Fenris at all and DLCebastian is probably not an LI. There is that other unannounced guy, though. Oh well, we'll see!

@Calla- I agree. Nothing against Anders but I don't find him especially interesting and that'd make three Warde-encountered characters companions. Two is pushing it.

Modifié par yukidama, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:17 .


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WHY DO ALL THE AWESOMENESS HAPPENS WHILE I'M AT SCHOOL?????!!!



:calms down:



Looks like there's a number of things to add to the OP... And where is the Dev Diary??

#11174
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Anarya wrote...

@moon Well that would be optimal but it's really not looking likely.


Why? Did I miss some new information? We were all so hopeful just a while ago...?

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@Calla- I agree. Nothing against Anders but I don't find him especially interesting and that'd make three Warde-encountered characters companions. Two is pushing it.


I like Anders well enough. I just want a new human male, not a recycled one from Awakening or Origins. And the Anders fangirls don't really care for me much and I hate being an ~outsider~ when it comes to fandom things.