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Anarya wrote...

Well, maybe Varric just isn't attracted to Hawke? If that's the supposed in-game reason why there isn't a Varric romance, then a different PC would make sense.

But given that Cassandra and Varric will be important in the next game it might end up being Hawke that we play again.

True - and this thread may inspire them to make Varric an LI in DA3.

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Er, on a side note, does anyone else find it really weird that Varric apparently has stubble and the oft-mentioned glorious chest hair.... but an oddly pale and hairless neck?Posted Image


You want Varric neckbeard? o_O

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Collider wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Well, maybe Varric just isn't attracted to Hawke? If that's the supposed in-game reason why there isn't a Varric romance, then a different PC would make sense.

But given that Cassandra and Varric will be important in the next game it might end up being Hawke that we play again.

True - and this thread may inspire them to make Varric an LI in DA3.


Yep and we know the devs are aware of this thread. :devil:

#11204
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Anarya wrote...

I think you mean Aveline. Look at all that jewelry and Isabela's perfectly groomed brows and makeup. I bet she can preen with the best of them.


She strikes me as the type to get her 'maintenance' done quickly before bed at night so she can lounge in bed more in the morning. Maybe. *is in no way projecting*

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:50 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

ms_handagote wrote...
Er, on a side note, does anyone else find it really weird that Varric apparently has stubble and the oft-mentioned glorious chest hair.... but an oddly pale and hairless neck?Posted Image


You want Varric neckbeard? o_O

One thing I noticed is that it doesn't fade out smoothly. There are just like two bald patches with sharp edges under his donut necklace.

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Hmm. Well it takes me awhile to apply liquid eyeliner like she appears to have so perhaps *I'm* projecting.

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If Varric isn't an LI in DA2 but going to be the "Garrus" of DA3, I may not cry as much as I thought I would...



But still, I need a DEV TO CONFIRM THIS!!!!!

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I can never apply liquid eyeliner, I always blink before it dries and then I have a big nasty smear... *sigh*





Anyway, I hope Varric is an LI, and that a romanceable dwarf is one of the different things that Bioware is trying. Or I might just WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! And I'm serious about that.

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Did anyone else think "poor Varric" when Cassandra threatened him?

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Collider wrote...

Did anyone else think "poor Varric" when Cassandra threatened him?


Yes :crying:

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Lol yes. Hawke should scoop him into her bosom and kiss his nose better. Books hurt, you know.



Oh god, I'm so tired I've gone off the fangirl deep end.

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Collider wrote...

Did anyone else think "poor Varric" when Cassandra threatened him?


I was more, "OMFG CASSANDRA IS THE BOSS."
Then, "HOW DID THAT KNIFE NOT SEVER HIS... femoral artery? Oh right, video game! Lol."

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Collider wrote...

Did anyone else think "poor Varric" when Cassandra threatened him?


I was more, "OMFG CASSANDRA IS THE BOSS."
Then, "HOW DID THAT KNIFE NOT SEVER HIS... femoral artery? Oh right, video game! Lol."


I wondered about that, too! I was like... Hey, that knife should have stabbed him in the leg! Unless it was like, inbetween his legs, in which case... Yikes!

But when Cass was being mean to Varric, I was more like *gasp* He's not there on his own accord! He must have been kidnapped! Does Hawke know? Will Hawke rescue him? Stop being mean to my Varric, you beeyotch!

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I'm downloading the video... Damned volume quota!!! As expected, it is incredibly slow... Therefore I shall be lurking the forums a bit...



I remember they mention being interested in taking Varric and Cassandra back for DA3... I should at least be a bit happy about that...



STILL I NEED AN LI STATUS CONFIRMATION!

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

I'm downloading the video... Damned volume quota!!! As expected, it is incredibly slow... Therefore I shall be lurking the forums a bit...

I remember they mention being interested in taking Varric and Cassandra back for DA3... I should at least be a bit happy about that...

STILL I NEED AN LI STATUS CONFIRMATION!


You should put that in the title of the thread, Trivia. Maybe a dev will respond... Maybe.

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I doubt it.

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Now I'm imagining Varric and Cassandra teaming up to start their own group in DA3.

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An entire game done in noir, Cassandra is the hot secretary to Varric and Varric uses his contacts to find the missing Hawke for his / her love interest who believes he / she is cheating on them.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 11 janvier 2011 - 08:16 .


#11218
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Dave for Lead Game Designer, DA3. *waves flag*

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Now I'm imagining Varric and Cassandra teaming up to start their own group in DA3.

VARRIC TETHRAS
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An entire game done in noir, Cassandra is the hot secretary to Varric and Varric uses his contacts to find the missing Hawke for his / her love interest who believes he / she is cheating on them.


Ding Ding Ding!  Maybe Varric as Bogie (or Peter Lawford if you prefer "The Thin Man") and Cassie as Mary Astor...

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Don't forget, while the writer pit's coffee pot runs on tears, writers do need something more than coffee to live on. Instead of begging, why not promise a year's supply of reese peanut butter cups to the first writer who is nice enough to either confirm or deny Varric's status as a love interest ;)



Besides, begging doesn't become us!

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Now I'm imagining Varric and Cassandra teaming up to start their own group in DA3.

VARRIC TETHRAS
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An entire game done in noir, Cassandra is the hot secretary to Varric and Varric uses his contacts to find the missing Hawke for his / her love interest who believes he / she is cheating on them.


Pseudo needs to draw this. HURRY BEFORE YOUR BREAK IS OVER, PSEUDO!!!

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bsbcaer wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Now I'm imagining Varric and Cassandra teaming up to start their own group in DA3.

VARRIC TETHRAS
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An entire game done in noir, Cassandra is the hot secretary to Varric and Varric uses his contacts to find the missing Hawke for his / her love interest who believes he / she is cheating on them.


Ding Ding Ding!  Maybe Varric as Bogie (or Peter Lawford if you prefer "The Thin Man") and Cassie as Mary Astor...


Oooh, you touch my tra la la.... Mmm, my ding ding dong...

*ahem*

DA2 hasn't even come out yet and you're asking about DA3?? DA3 is where Hawke rescues Varric from Cass and in grattitude, he gives her his heart. ...Meh. No. I want Hawke to already have Varric's heart.

Hey devs, could you AT LEAST tell us if VARRIC IS NOT A ROMANCE??? Please?

#11223
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Pssht they're not gonna tell us. They like to leave us in suspense or something.

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Let's not derail this in these frail times... but DAVE FOR LEAD GAME DESIGNER!



I wanna do VO work XD So you get in take me with you! I'm Asian and petite!



So yeah, I'm going to tweak the title a little........ Moar Varric-y LOVE goodness.

#11225
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Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Now I'm imagining Varric and Cassandra teaming up to start their own group in DA3.

VARRIC TETHRAS
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

An entire game done in noir, Cassandra is the hot secretary to Varric and Varric uses his contacts to find the missing Hawke for his / her love interest who believes he / she is cheating on them.


Pseudo needs to draw this. HURRY BEFORE YOUR BREAK IS OVER, PSEUDO!!!


I'm drawing Merrill right now :3 Maybe some Varric and Cass shenanigans tomorrow yes yes. I also need to finish redoing the DA playthroughs I accidentally deleted, bah.