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#11301
Anarya

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Yeah methinks fanfic writers are going to have a field day with those two.

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So am i to understand correct, but did someone write the legend of Hawke as a book? And that person asked questions from Varric? In the dev diary they talk about Varric talking about the legend, and supposingly everyone knows this legend, so one would assume the book version is the legend version, and now Cassandra wants the real story.

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Xewaka wrote...

It might be consequence of my dirty mind, but I'm imagining Cass cracking a whip and going "You've been a naughty boy!" and Varric is all "Yes mistress, punish me!"

Seriously though, I'm looking foward to see the dynamic between those two develop. It'll be hilarious.


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Just watch, Cassandra is secretly a delicate wallflower. ITS A TRAP.

Drazlol, I don't know, but Varric's illustrator is fantastic. They captured the essence of Anders really well on that sixth portrait. :B

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:26 .


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Drazlol wrote...

So am i to understand correct, but did someone write the legend of Hawke as a book? And that person asked questions from Varric? In the dev diary they talk about Varric talking about the legend, and supposingly everyone knows this legend, so one would assume the book version is the legend version, and now Cassandra wants the real story.


Probably something like that, yeah.

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Pseudocognition wrote...
Just watch, Cassandra is secretly a delicate wallflower. ITS A TRAP.
Drazlol, I don't know, but Varric's illustrator is fantastic. They captured the essence of Anders really well on that sixth portrait. :B

What I like the most is how the illustrator skipped the issue of which sibling lives by adding neither to the portraits. I'd like to see Varric justify that slip.

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Here you go.
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Quoting this magic to this page.
PROPS OMFG *flail*

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:29 .


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Cassandra's back is suddenly more interesting to me than her front. I SEE STRAPS.

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Cassandra's back is suddenly more interesting to me than her front. I SEE STRAPS.


I wonder if we get to see more of it when Varric asks her about her sister.

BADUM TISH.

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yukidama wrote...

I SEE STRAPS.


She just got back from her night job in the dungeons. Ohohohoh.

In all seriousness though, I am giddy that armor now looks like 1) you can take it on and off, 2) it's made of materials I can identify, 3) it could say on the body of its own accord and 4) that it might be comfortable enough to spend all day in.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:39 .


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 i wrote this in my isabela thread but i'll put it here as well since it stars varric:wizard:


"i can imagine how varric tells cassandra about hawke and isabela's wild adventures.

varric: so there i was, largest door ya ever saw...from a dwarf's perspective anyhow, so naturally i approached the door and looked through the peephole.

cassandra: Posted Imagenaturally...

varric: oh but here is the best part, what i saw was the champion and the voluptuous buccaneer going at it, and let me tell ya, hawke was build like a...

cassandra: ENOUGH! let's just carry on...

varric: as you wish *sigh* spoilsport..."

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 11 janvier 2011 - 07:39 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I SEE STRAPS.


She just got back from her night job in the dungeons. Ohohohoh.

In all seriousness though, I am giddy that armor now looks like 1) you can take it on and off, 2) it's made of materials I can identify, 3) it could say on the body of its own accord and 4) that it might be comfortable enough to spend all day in.


Did she ever really leave, though? Lol.

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Calla S wrote...
Here you go.
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Not the nose! NOT THE NOSE! *SMACK*

Alas, Varric rolled a 1 on his Evasion.

GDI, paperwork, eating my time. It's already almost 4:00 AM and I'm not sure whether to draw the Varric/LadyH shortie or go to sleep to get rid of these eyebags.

:crying:

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yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I SEE STRAPS.


She just got back from her night job in the dungeons. Ohohohoh.


Did she ever really leave, though? Lol.


LOL. The other dungeons. Where she's interrogating Zevran about that whole Archdemon business, and having absolutely no luck getting information from him either. *cough*

@Aimo: DRAW IT DRAW IT DRAW IT.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...
GDI, paperwork, eating my time. It's already almost 4:00 AM and I'm not sure whether to draw the Varric/LadyH shortie or go to sleep to get rid of these eyebags.

:crying:

Get your rest. <3 

Unless you'd prefer staying up and drawing. We wouldn't mind. xD Though I'm sure your eyebags would.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I SEE STRAPS.


She just got back from her night job in the dungeons. Ohohohoh.

In all seriousness though, I am giddy that armor now looks like 1) you can take it on and off, 2) it's made of materials I can identify, 3) it could say on the body of its own accord and 4) that it might be comfortable enough to spend all day in.


YES.

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Sticks and stones may break V's bones, but whips and chains excite him!

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nightcobra8928 wrote...
 i wrote this in my isabela thread but i'll put it here as well since it stars varricPosted Image


"i can imagine how varric tells cassandra about hawke and isabela's wild adventures.

varric: so there i was, largest door ya ever saw...from a dwarf's perspective anyhow, so naturally i approached the door and looked through the peephole.

cassandra: Posted Imagenaturally...

varric: oh but here is the best part, what i saw was the champion and the voluptuous buccaneer going at it, and let me tell ya, hawke was build like a...

cassandra: ENOUGH! let's just carry on...

varric: as you wish *sigh* spoilsport..."


You can imagine how much easier her interview with Varric about a (possible) relationship between Hawke and Isabela went than her previous interviewee (this is based on the dev diary).

Cassandra:  So, it's important to find out the strengths and weaknesses of this champion.  You were there when he and Isabela first started their relationship.  What can you tell me about it?

Sandal:  Enchantment?

Cassandra:  Yes, yes, you've mentioned that before, but I need to know more about the Champion....

Sandal:  ENCHANTMENT!

(Cassandra puts her head in her hands and starts just just shaking her head)

Cassandra:  Bring in that other dwarf, Varric, and we'll see if he has any more information than this one

Sandal:  Thank you very much for your time and I hope to see you in the future for all your enchanting needs.  I'll see myself out.

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bsbcaer wrote...

nightcobra8928 wrote...
 i wrote this in my isabela thread but i'll put it here as well since it stars varricPosted Image


"i can imagine how varric tells cassandra about hawke and isabela's wild adventures.

varric: so there i was, largest door ya ever saw...from a dwarf's perspective anyhow, so naturally i approached the door and looked through the peephole.

cassandra: Posted Imagenaturally...

varric: oh but here is the best part, what i saw was the champion and the voluptuous buccaneer going at it, and let me tell ya, hawke was build like a...

cassandra: ENOUGH! let's just carry on...

varric: as you wish *sigh* spoilsport..."


You can imagine how much easier her interview with Varric about a (possible) relationship between Hawke and Isabela went than her previous interviewee (this is based on the dev diary).

Cassandra:  So, it's important to find out the strengths and weaknesses of this champion.  You were there when he and Isabela first started their relationship.  What can you tell me about it?

Sandal:  Enchantment?

Cassandra:  Yes, yes, you've mentioned that before, but I need to know more about the Champion....

Sandal:  ENCHANTMENT!

(Cassandra puts her head in her hands and starts just just shaking her head)

Cassandra:  Bring in that other dwarf, Varric, and we'll see if he has any more information than this one

Sandal:  Thank you very much for your time and I hope to see you in the future for all your enchanting needs.  I'll see myself out.


Don't forget, he says he knows how to go to the potty now, too! ^_^

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Cassandra: Time to start cooking dwarf! They tell me you're good at it.
*throws cookbook in Varric's face*

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I just hope Varric gets revenge on Cassandra for her blatant mistreatment of him. And I also wonder if he'll use the euphemism of "catching more flies with honey than with vinegar". Since he does eventually wind up with an goblet of wine in his hand and looking pretty comfortable.

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namedforthemoon wrote...
I just hope Varric gets revenge on Cassandra for her blatant mistreatment of him. And I also wonder if he'll use the euphemism of "catching more flies with honey than with vinegar". Since he does eventually wind up with an goblet of wine in his hand and looking pretty comfortable.

Smirking. Finger stepling. Remember it. Rejoice.

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I'm sure it's very unlikely, but I would not be surprised if Cassandra was more... gentle with Varric after a while. Like how the kid in the Princess Bride movie was wierded out at first, but eventually fell in love with the story. So Cassandra is beating Varric now, but I'd laugh and claim I guessed it if he walks out unmolested.



I also now have the theory Varric will be executed after he finishes the story.

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jackkel dragon wrote...

I also now have the theory Varric will be executed after he finishes the story.


Unless Bianca smashes down the door and comes to the rescue.

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lv12medic wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

I also now have the theory Varric will be executed after he finishes the story.


Unless Bianca smashes down the door and comes to the rescue.


I'll level with you: I was mostly joking because I believe a dev stated Varric plays a role in DA3, which (generally) means he should be alive.

I still want to see Bianca come to the rescue though...