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Dave of Canada

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

@Calla: I'm really hoping it was Mary writing Varric and not David. Then we have a chance at least!


Varric is written by Mary, though!


Did we get confirmation? I know it definitely seemed like Mary knew him best, but I take nothing for granted. :unsure:


David confirmed it in the first Varric thread.

#1127
Apollo Starflare

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Calla S wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...
@Calla: I'm really hoping it was Mary writing Varric and not David. Then we have a chance at least!

She is! That's what got me all excited. :3 

... Holy crap, I was late. xD As for confirmation, I believe she said something about it in the first thread?


Ohh okay, I think if you both remember hearing it then it must be true. It seemed likely anyway, I just didn't want to get my hopes up. Not that I don't think David's writing is awesome, but well, we all know his opinion about Dwarf romance. :?

Edit: Yeah I remember now. D'oh!

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 21 août 2010 - 02:50 .


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Aristorum

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My memory's failing me, but who did Mary write in DAO?

#1129
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Apollo Starflare wrote...

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The vampire Bill Compton heard Sookie cry for help a mile away. Within seconds, he was at her doorstep. He ran inside, only to find Sookie in the arms of... a burly dwarf. 

"But I thought - Sookie, what is this?" Bill asked, confused.

Sookie looked at the dwarf awkwardly, then back at Bill. Bill himself looked to the smug dwarf, then to his beloved, then back to the dwarf... who was now cradling an iron goblet of grape wine? Where did that come from?

"Bill, I'm sorry, but I was in the throngs of passion with... I said your name by accident" Sookie sheepishly answered. Bill was shocked - not only had he walked in on his replacement with his girlfriend, but she was unrepentant about it. 

"Sookie, we've been together so long, how can you be so careless about breaking my heart?"

"Well, you see, Bill: Varric knocked it all out of me. All my memories of you, how much I was in love with you. Poof. Totally gone."

"But Sookie, surely you don't mean that."

"No, seriously, until I said your name by accident, I had forgotten that you EXISTED."

Bill once again looked at the small dwarf, this... Varric. He was about to speak, when he caught glimpse of Varric's glowing chesthair. It was as if a barren hill had sprouted dewy lilacs. They called to him so...

That is how, after 275 years of existence, the vampire Bill Compton experienced his first threeway.

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Apollo Starflare

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Aristorum wrote...

My memory's failing me, but who did Mary write in DAO?


Sten for starters! :happy:

@Bryy: Thanks for that, I almost fell off my chair. The subtle Old Spice reference ruined me!

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 21 août 2010 - 03:12 .


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Aristorum wrote...

My memory's failing me, but who did Mary write in DAO?


From the top of my head..
Sten.
The majority of Loghain.
The Landsmeet.

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The DA wiki says she's responsible for Sten, Ser Cauthrien, and most of Loghain. :) The Landsmeet questline was hers, as well.

:wub: Ser Cauthrien.

... Ninja'd again.

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Apollo Starflare

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Calla S wrote...

The DA wiki says she's responsible for Sten, Ser Cauthrien, and most of Loghain. :) The Landsmeet questline was hers, as well.

:wub: Ser Cauthrien.

... Ninja'd again.


Short version: Mary is made out of awesome, with a gooey centre of brilliance.

#1134
Dave of Canada

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Calla S wrote...

The DA wiki says she's responsible for Sten, Ser Cauthrien, and most of Loghain. :) The Landsmeet questline was hers, as well.

:wub: Ser Cauthrien.

... Ninja'd again.


Short version: Mary is made out of awesome, with a gooey centre of brilliance.


Covered in win.

#1135
Calla S

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Calla S wrote...

The DA wiki says she's responsible for Sten, Ser Cauthrien, and most of Loghain. :) The Landsmeet questline was hers, as well.

:wub: Ser Cauthrien.

... Ninja'd again.

Short version: Mary is made out of awesome, with a gooey centre of brilliance.

Covered in win.

With a cherry of excellence on top.

#1136
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Mary Kirby is pretty damn brilliant with words.

Apollo Starflare wrote...


@Bryy: Thanks for that, I almost fell off my chair. The subtle Old Spice reference ruined me!


Was not intended to be one, but I can see how it could be read as a reference to OS.

#1137
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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Mary Kirby is pretty damn brilliant with words.


I know, look at the brilliance here.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 21 août 2010 - 03:30 .


#1138
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Calla S wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...
@Calla: I'm really hoping it was Mary writing Varric and not David. Then we have a chance at least!

She is! That's what got me all excited. :3 

... Holy crap, I was late. xD As for confirmation, I believe she said something about it in the first thread?


I guess there's a Bioware link of the original thread in first post...

And thanks to those who gave me the hugs...

Also again, those who are new please check out page 1, 2 and original thread for all round processing ^^

PS: I don't know if this has been answered already but nutella is said to be Hawke's warpaint.

PPS: Why is it that Ponytail has a Chant of Light while Varric doesn't??

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Mary is my faaaaavorite :wizard:

*grabs pompoms*

#1140
Bryy_Miller

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Mary Kirby is pretty damn brilliant with words.


I know, look at the brilliance here.


I love it when Sten is just so rude to quest-givers.

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Okay, it seems to me that just 'cause Mary possesses a degree in creative writing, I wanna take it up too........................

#1142
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Mary Kirby is pretty damn brilliant with words.


I know, look at the brilliance here.


Omg, that was insane!

"I SAID NOTHING TO YOU HUMAN." Epic Sten.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Mary Kirby is pretty damn brilliant with words.


I know, look at the brilliance here.


Omg, that was insane!

"I SAID NOTHING TO YOU HUMAN." Epic Sten.


LOL!  You know, I had just watched that earlier today.  I will say though, I thought Morrigan was funny there as well. 

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I thought I'd try my hand at making Varric in the DAO Character creator and what I got is...
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Zartha!  Varric's cousin.  I thought he was a pretty close resemblance.  I just couldn't get the square jaw.  I added the tatoo just becasue it looks cool.:D

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Has everyone joined the Varric Hideout yet??

Ponytail has 59, we have about 30.....

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Patriciachr34 wrote...
I thought I'd try my hand at making Varric in the DAO Character creator and what I got is...
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Zartha!  Varric's cousin.  I thought he was a pretty close resemblance.  I just couldn't get the square jaw.  I added the tatoo just becasue it looks cool.:D

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Oooooh, hello there, ser! 

#1147
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Okay, it seems to me that just 'cause Mary possesses a degree in creative writing, I wanna take it up too........................


Please do. We always need more female writers.

#1148
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@Calla...Lol! Yeah I know. The more I made the more I said to myself, "Can I romance this guy?"

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Has everyone joined the Varric Hideout yet??

Ponytail has 59, we have about 30.....

I may as well join :wizard:.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I thought I'd try my hand at making Varric in the DAO Character creator and what I got is...
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Zartha!  Varric's cousin.  I thought he was a pretty close resemblance.  I just couldn't get the square jaw.  I added the tatoo just becasue it looks cool.:D

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I loved that tattoo! I used it on my first playthrough, Trivia Aeducan. Even though she was so fail... I loved that tattoo ^^