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[namedforthemoon]

Woo-hoo, Aimo! That sketch reminds me of my "B!tch! Get your hands off my boyfriend!!" idea that I had a few pages back. Love it!



Also, Dave... Let us never speak of that night again! And... Seb has a daughter? OoooOoooo.

[Dhiro]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Uber late Legend of Varric, I'll be trying a different style to make it easier to write and explore it quickly. Would like to be done before DA8 launches. Tell me if you prefer this format or the other one, this is just "testing" it out.

Incoming people saying it's dumbed down.

Scene: Tumble in the Tower.
They are now at the top of the tower after reparing the staircase, strange flowers and vines surround the room and dusty furniture litters the room. Enter Varric and Sebastian.

Sebastian: This is her room, these... these are her things.
Varric: Isn't that a little obvious? Who else would be using them?
Sebastian: I know that, it's just... they are unused, covered in dust.
Varric: Could she have left?
Sebastian: No, there was no other way out of this room beside the balcony. Could she have...?
Varric: Doubt it, she's a scripted sequence. [jumping on the bed] This is pretty comfortable.
Sebastian: What are you doing?
Varric: She's probably up there on the balcony waiting for us to enter the room, why not sleep? 
Sebastian: She needs our help!
Varric: She'll still need our help in a thousand years, your point? We can rest here, recover our HP and Mana and then go up fully rested. [tapping on the spot beside him] It's comfortable!
Sebastian: ... I guess you have a point. [sits down on the bed]
[fade to dark for a few seconds and then it brightens back up with Varric and Sebastian out of bed]
Sebastian: We shall never speak of that night ever again.
Varric: Got ya.
Sebastian: ... can we go to my daughter now? 
Varric: Yeah, whatever. [looking around] Have you seen my coat?
Sebastian: We'll find it later, let's deal with my daughter now.
[Varric keeps looking around as they leave towards the balcony, fade to black]

I wonder who would be on top, Sebastian or Varric.

...what? Yeah, like I'm the only one thinking that!

[bsbcaer]

namedforthemoon wrote...

Woo-hoo, Aimo! That sketch reminds me of my "B!tch! Get your hands off my boyfriend!!" idea that I had a few pages back. Love it!

Also, Dave... Let us never speak of that night again! And... Seb has a daughter? OoooOoooo.

Moon, I think Dave named his character Sebastian before the reveal of the new DLC character...

[lv12medic]

Dhiro wrote...

I wonder who would be on top, Sebastian or Varric.

...what? Yeah, like I'm the only one thinking that!

I call Varric on top bunk!

[bsbcaer]

Dhiro wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Uber late Legend of Varric, I'll be trying a different style to make it easier to write and explore it quickly. Would like to be done before DA8 launches. Tell me if you prefer this format or the other one, this is just "testing" it out.

Incoming people saying it's dumbed down.

Scene: Tumble in the Tower.
They are now at the top of the tower after reparing the staircase, strange flowers and vines surround the room and dusty furniture litters the room. Enter Varric and Sebastian.

Sebastian: This is her room, these... these are her things.
Varric: Isn't that a little obvious? Who else would be using them?
Sebastian: I know that, it's just... they are unused, covered in dust.
Varric: Could she have left?
Sebastian: No, there was no other way out of this room beside the balcony. Could she have...?
Varric: Doubt it, she's a scripted sequence. [jumping on the bed] This is pretty comfortable.
Sebastian: What are you doing?
Varric: She's probably up there on the balcony waiting for us to enter the room, why not sleep? 
Sebastian: She needs our help!
[color=rgb(0,255,0)">Varric: ][tapping on the spot beside him][/color] It's comfortable!
[color=rgb(0,255,255)">Sebastian: ][sits down on the bed][/color]
[fade to dark for a few seconds and then it brightens back up with Varric and Sebastian out of bed]
Sebastian: We shall never speak of that night ever again.
Varric: Got ya.
Sebastian: ... can we go to my daughter now? 
[color=rgb(0,255,0)">Varric: ][looking around][/color] Have you seen my coat?
Sebastian: We'll find it later, let's deal with my daughter now.
[Varric keeps looking around as they leave towards the balcony, fade to black]

I wonder who would be on top, Sebastian or Varric.

...what? Yeah, like I'm the only one thinking that!

I was thinking lots of spooning

[Dhiro]

Sexual positions aside...



...I have nothing more to say.

[bsbcaer]

Speaking of sleeping, I can almost see V sleeping with Bianca as a teddy bear

[Dhiro]

bsbcaer wrote...

Speaking of sleeping, I can almost see V sleeping with Bianca as a teddy bear

Awwwn <3

Now I'm seeing Hawke sleeping with Varric as a teddy bear

[Dave of Canada]

bsbcaer wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Woo-hoo, Aimo! That sketch reminds me of my "B!tch! Get your hands off my boyfriend!!" idea that I had a few pages back. Love it!

Also, Dave... Let us never speak of that night again! And... Seb has a daughter? OoooOoooo.

Moon, I think Dave named his character Sebastian before the reveal of the new DLC character...

Yeah, it was a coincidence.

... or was it?

(Actually, it was.)

There's only one returning person from Dragon Age as a companion in Legend of Varric.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 14 janvier 2011 - 09:49 .

[Dhiro]

Dave of Canada wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Woo-hoo, Aimo! That sketch reminds me of my "B!tch! Get your hands off my boyfriend!!" idea that I had a few pages back. Love it!

Also, Dave... Let us never speak of that night again! And... Seb has a daughter? OoooOoooo.

Moon, I think Dave named his character Sebastian before the reveal of the new DLC character...

Yeah, it was a coincidence.

... or was it?

(Actually, it was.)

It was, Dave of Canada?

Or I should say...

DAVE VON CANADA?!

Err, I mean

DAVID OF CANADA?!

[DragonRacer13]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

All this talk of Cassandra torturing interrogating Varric plus listening to The Darkness on loop has resulted in this lulzy sketchy comic strip of a Draw Varric Saturday:




Full size here

Sorry it ain't neater, but am concentrating on something else at the moment.

You can listen to the song that inspired it here, or the cover by Ben Folds. Both are NSFW for language, so like don't crank it up dangerously loud.

Love it! Seriously, when I saw that clip of "facebook"-gone-wrong interrogation, my inner Riply a la Aliens surfaced...

"Get away from him, you beyotch!"

[namedforthemoon]

I bet that's how Varric gets rescued from Cassandra at the end of the game. It would be hilarious.

[Xewaka]

namedforthemoon wrote...
I bet that's how Varric gets rescued from Cassandra at the end of the game. It would be hilarious.

Personally I think he'll free himself on charm and attitude. I mean, I know Hawke is the protagonist, but still. Having him/her rushing in to bust Varric off, finding the interrogation hall empty, and then having Varric taping him/her on the shoulder and going "yo, wassup?" would be extremely funny.

[namedforthemoon]

So how come you won't find Dwarven accountants in Dragon Age?













Because, they always come up short! *Ba-dum-dum!*

[Tinxa]

Xewaka wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...
I bet that's how Varric gets rescued from Cassandra at the end of the game. It would be hilarious.

Personally I think he'll free himself on charm and attitude. I mean, I know Hawke is the protagonist, but still. Having him/her rushing in to bust Varric off, finding the interrogation hall empty, and then having Varric taping him/her on the shoulder and going "yo, wassup?" would be extremely funny.

I always imagined it would go something like this:

*Varric finishes his story*
Varric: "... I know there's trouble brewing and that's why I have asked Hawke to meet you before you dragged me in here".
Cassandra: "Meet me where?"
Varric: "Here of course."
Cassandra: "Here?"
Varric: "Hawke should be right outside."
Cassandra: "Outside??? We've been sitting here for hours just so you could hear yourself talk and Hawke was outside this whole time?!?!"
...
Varric: "Well... you said you wanted to know about the champion and I was being helpful..."
Cassandra: "Raaaaaghh"

[Dhiro]

We're almost in the page 500. Soon our glory will reach Alistair's thread! In some years.

[mellifera]

Nah, you can't make people run around and fight completely naked save a barbarian helmet in DA2, that cuts down any attempts at being the Alistair thread in half (and honestly? thank the gods)

[Dhiro]

yukidama wrote...

Nah, you can't make people run around and fight completely naked save a barbarian helmet in DA2, that cuts down any attempts at being the Alistair thread in half (and honestly? thank the gods)

...True. Well, I'm proud that we don't use this thread just to put naked pictures of Varric! ...Most of the time.

[DragonRacer13]

yukidama wrote...

Nah, you can't make people run around and fight completely naked save a barbarian helmet in DA2, that cuts down any attempts at being the Alistair thread in half (and honestly? thank the gods)

And no Varricorns, please...

[namedforthemoon]

DragonRacer13 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Nah, you can't make people run around and fight completely naked save a barbarian helmet in DA2, that cuts down any attempts at being the Alistair thread in half (and honestly? thank the gods)

And no Varricorns, please...

That just gave me a really pornographic image of Varric with a wiener on his forehead instead of a uni-horn. EWWWW!!

[Dhiro]

Modifié par Dhiro, 15 janvier 2011 - 02:22 .

[Xewaka]

Despite I should know better than to ask, I will anyway. Where does that come from, Dhiro?

[Dhiro]

Xewaka wrote...

Despite I should know better than to ask, I will anyway. Where does that come from, Dhiro?

Disgaea. You know a game is good when the protagonist stop the villain speech and rename him Mid-Boss.

Edit: Also, ah, if you want to play, just keep in mind that the maximum level, at least in the DS version, is 9999. Why? Because they can.

Modifié par Dhiro, 15 janvier 2011 - 02:26 .

[Xewaka]

Dhiro wrote...
Disgaea. You know a game is good when the protagonist stop the villain speech and rename him Mid-Boss.
Edit: Also, ah, if you want to play, just keep in mind that the maximum level, at least in the DS version, is 9999. Why? Because they can.

Playing it would require me to buy a console or get an emulator to work, which I haven't done for eight years. And as a rule, i steer clear of games in which grinding levels is encouraged.

[DragonRacer13]

namedforthemoon wrote...

DragonRacer13 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Nah, you can't make people run around and fight completely naked save a barbarian helmet in DA2, that cuts down any attempts at being the Alistair thread in half (and honestly? thank the gods)

And no Varricorns, please...

That just gave me a really pornographic image of Varric with a wiener on his forehead instead of a uni-horn. EWWWW!!

It was so disgusting that you felt the need to share such joy with the rest of us?

*mind bleach*