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Maybe Bioware will sexy him up for all of the peeps here who want him as an LI.


We've tried to create our own version of Varric in the character creator and.. it's just not possible. You get a lot of respect for whoever made the face afterwards.


The fangirls have all done their mental gymnastics until in game Varric looks downright godly to them. A fangirl's mind is a powerful thing.

Yea I thought Atton looked pretty ugly in game (Not Atton's fault - I see what Obsidian tried to do, but the modeling wasn't perfect). In fanart though Atton looks like a genuinely dashing rogue.

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Old gif is old although I had to do it. I'd be lying if I said I did a lot of work for this one, editing maybe 7-8 frames didn't take too long.

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Modifié par Dave of Canada, 21 août 2010 - 04:54 .


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Varric will haunt your dreams and your reality?

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What?! Collider, you must be crazy! Atton was GORGEOUS! Of course the fact that he had a sarcastic attitude and a killer sense of humor were also big contributing factors towards my attraction to him.

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Golden-Rose wrote...

What?! Collider, you must be crazy! Atton was GORGEOUS! Of course the fact that he had a sarcastic attitude and a killer sense of humor were also big contributing factors towards my attraction to him.


Pure pazaak. ;)

@Bryy: I don't even watch Mad Men and that made me lol. Nice work!

@Dave: Old gifs or not they are quite brilliant. There is something about Varric's expression that would be incredibly creepy to see lying next to you when you wake up. Plus, y'know, the fact an incredibly hawt and hair Dwarf would be in your bed, that would be creepy in itself I guess (or amazing, depending which forumite you might be... :P)

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Atton was awesome. If Varric is half as sarcastic as Atton, I'll be happy.

To the "scary" image: I'm going to have nightmares now...

Edit: An hour without posts? Everyone asleep or something?

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 21 août 2010 - 06:58 .


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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Golden-Rose wrote...

What?! Collider, you must be crazy! Atton was GORGEOUS! Of course the fact that he had a sarcastic attitude and a killer sense of humor were also big contributing factors towards my attraction to him.


Pure pazaak. ;)


Because it's all that man cares about. He'd rather play freaking pazaak than sleep with the Exile. Not even Nar Shaddaa rules. Hmph.

Modifié par Saibh, 21 août 2010 - 07:00 .


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jackkel dragon wrote...

Atton was awesome. If Varric is half as sarcastic as Atton, I'll be happy.

To the "scary" image: I'm going to have nightmares now...

Edit: An hour without posts? Everyone asleep or something?


I was out for lunch. And I am of course still wishing for the devs to update us on Varric....:crying:

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Golden-Rose wrote...
What?! Collider, you must be crazy! Atton was GORGEOUS! Of course the fact that he had a sarcastic attitude and a killer sense of humor were also big contributing factors towards my attraction to him.

I thought the modeling was ugly. I didn't actually think Atton himself was ugly, because Obsidian obviously tried to make him the dashing rogue type:

http://www.gameplaye..._serialNumber=4

Disicple was similar. His model looked ugly to me but he was intended to look like Prince Charming. But of course, everyone went for the more interesting Atton.

Oh, and Varric is a bit of a roguish character too,  it seems.

Modifié par Collider, 21 août 2010 - 07:31 .


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Saibh wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Golden-Rose wrote...

What?! Collider, you must be crazy! Atton was GORGEOUS! Of course the fact that he had a sarcastic attitude and a killer sense of humor were also big contributing factors towards my attraction to him.


Pure pazaak. ;)


Because it's all that man cares about. He'd rather play freaking pazaak than sleep with the Exile. Not even Nar Shaddaa rules. Hmph.


I rarely torrent things, but I broke and nabbed the incomplete restoration project.  AND ZOMG TEH CUTES.  TEH EPIC CUTES.  I didn't think it was possible for me to love Atton more than I already did.

As romance characters go, even if Atton's was incomplete, for me it breaks down into:

1) Atton

....wide gulf...

2) Next favorite LI (Garrus and Alistair are currently duking it out for this slot)

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Saibh wrote...

Because it's all that man cares about. He'd rather play freaking pazaak than sleep with the Exile. Not even Nar Shaddaa rules. Hmph.


He has a pazaak addiction. If he took five minutes to sleep with the Exile, the addiction's withdrawals would've killed him.

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I loved Atton too. Shame KOTOR II barely had any romance content to it. It was very subtle. The restored content mod restores (haha) a bittersweet romance ending with Atton. Better than nothing, I suppose.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Saibh wrote...

Because it's all that man cares about. He'd rather play freaking pazaak than sleep with the Exile. Not even Nar Shaddaa rules. Hmph.


He has a pazaak addiction. If he took five minutes to sleep with the Exile, the addiction's withdrawals would've killed him.


He could just play pazaak in his head while the Exile went all naughty Jedi on him.Posted Image

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He trained himself in resisting mind games.

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

I rarely torrent things, but I broke and nabbed the incomplete restoration project.  AND ZOMG TEH CUTES.  TEH EPIC CUTES.  I didn't think it was possible for me to love Atton more than I already did.

As romance characters go, even if Atton's was incomplete, for me it breaks down into:

1) Atton

....wide gulf...

2) Next favorite LI (Garrus and Alistair are currently duking it out for this slot)


I'm never sure whether to forgive him or not for his non-reaction to my skanking it up in the dancer's outfit. I even kicked Mira out of my party to see if I'd get a reaction. :P Nope. He took a vow of chastity for the poor people of Peragus, I guess.

Modifié par Saibh, 21 août 2010 - 07:40 .


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DaerogTheDhampir wrote...
He could just play pazaak in his head while the Exile went all naughty Jedi on him.Posted Image


"Oh baby, you're amazing.."
"Pure pazaak!"

It's worse than Carth Syndrome.

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I have no idea what we are talking about, but it sounds dirty. So I'm in.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...
He could just play pazaak in his head while the Exile went all naughty Jedi on him.Posted Image


"Oh baby, you're amazing.."
"Pure pazaak!"

It's worse than Carth Syndrome.

OH god, I laughed.

Oh, and Varric...pretty cool guy. I wonder if he will say that F!Hawke is the most beautiful woman in all of Thedas?

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Is this even considered on-topic???

EDIT: Oh wait, it is. I am in food coma, no function properly.

Hurrrdurrrr

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 21 août 2010 - 07:47 .


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Collider wrote...

I loved Atton too. Shame KOTOR II barely had any romance content to it. It was very subtle. The restored content mod restores (haha) a bittersweet romance ending with Atton. Better than nothing, I suppose.


Wait, are you talking about the Sion thing?  Because that wasn't bittersweet, that was just downright a knife in the gut.  The "run off together" ending was sweet, I thought.

Anyway, back to Varric.  Who has more chest hair than Atton.  (U C wut I did thar?)

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Is this even considered on-topic???


Nope.

Last time I checked, Varric wasn't Atton.

Although Varric should allow us to play pazaak though.. I spent hours programming a flash game version of pazaak.

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Collider wrote...

I loved Atton too. Shame KOTOR II barely had any romance content to it. It was very subtle. The restored content mod restores (haha) a bittersweet romance ending with Atton. Better than nothing, I suppose.


Wait, are you talking about the Sion thing?  Because that wasn't bittersweet, that was just downright a knife in the gut.  The "run off together" ending was sweet, I thought.

Bittersweet in how Atton reveals his feelings (the sweet part). The run off together one was sweet, but Atton cutely does not reveal his feelings there, just a bit of lovable snark.

Anyway, back to Varric.  Who has more chest hair than Atton.  (U C wut I did thar?)

Indeed. Chest hair abound. I hope Bioware sneaks in a reference to the forum in the game, with Varric. They did it w/Thane in ME2.

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Collider wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Collider wrote...

I loved Atton too. Shame KOTOR II barely had any romance content to it. It was very subtle. The restored content mod restores (haha) a bittersweet romance ending with Atton. Better than nothing, I suppose.


Wait, are you talking about the Sion thing?  Because that wasn't bittersweet, that was just downright a knife in the gut.  The "run off together" ending was sweet, I thought.

Bittersweet in how Atton reveals his feelings (the sweet part). The run off together one was sweet, but Atton cutely does not reveal his feelings there, just a bit of lovable snark.

Anyway, back to Varric.  Who has more chest hair than Atton.  (U C wut I did thar?)

Indeed. Chest hair abound. I hope Bioware sneaks in a reference to the forum in the game, with Varric. They did it w/Thane in ME2.


That Jeirt reference was so much win.

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Collider wrote...

Indeed. Chest hair abound. I hope Bioware sneaks in a reference to the forum in the game, with Varric. They did it w/Thane in ME2.


How so? I've never liked Thane nor payed attention to him.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Collider wrote...

Indeed. Chest hair abound. I hope Bioware sneaks in a reference to the forum in the game, with Varric. They did it w/Thane in ME2.


How so? I've never liked Thane nor payed attention to him.

There's an email in ME2 that Shepard gets after recruiting Thane. It's from "Jeirt," which was the name of a rather vocal and prolific Thane fan on the old Mass Effect 2 forums, before Mass Effect 2 was released. The Thane threads were enormous.