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#1201
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Dave of Canada wrote...

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Indeed. Chest hair abound. I hope Bioware sneaks in a reference to the forum in the game, with Varric. They did it w/Thane in ME2.


How so? I've never liked Thane nor payed attention to him.


One of his fangirls username was jeirt, and after you save the salarians in the thane recruitment mission, you get an email from a salarian named jeirt who obsesses over thane in it.

EDIT: ninja'd

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Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.


You will get a email from the Werewolfs.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.

They can still put a reference or inside joke. Like Varric saying that he has many female admirers.

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Collider wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.

They can still put a reference or inside joke. Like Varric saying that he has many female admirers.


"... and a few men."

;P

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Collider wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.

They can still put a reference or inside joke. Like Varric saying that he has many female admirers.


"... and a few men."

;P


I want his chest hair.....

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Collider wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Collider wrote...

Indeed. Chest hair abound. I hope Bioware sneaks in a reference to the forum in the game, with Varric. They did it w/Thane in ME2.


How so? I've never liked Thane nor payed attention to him.

There's an email in ME2 that Shepard gets after recruiting Thane. It's from "Jeirt," which was the name of a rather vocal and prolific Thane fan on the old Mass Effect 2 forums, before Mass Effect 2 was released. The Thane threads were enormous.


Oooh yay! Mary must write that in! Varric ftw! (rhymed?)

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.


Among the many other improvements. Dragon Age 2 will also feature a mail system where a snarky halfling named snarf will deliver letters to you at camp while making hilarious jokes about pie.

Mark my words. It will happen.

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kraidy1117 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Collider wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.

They can still put a reference or inside joke. Like Varric saying that he has many female admirers.


"... and a few men."

;P


I want his chest hair.....


Proof. Also a TvTropes entry XD

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Among the many other improvements. Dragon Age 2 will also feature a mail system where a snarky halfling named snarf will deliver letters to you at camp while making hilarious jokes about pie.

Mark my words. It will happen.


A red headed female elf that will remark how attractive every companion is and how she wants to sleep with them will also warn you whenever you have mail and a few times when you don't. She will feed your fish after some dinner.

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Lulz. I don't see how that can happen in DA2, though. Unless they've got a mail system... then I'll just be mad.


Among the many other improvements. Dragon Age 2 will also feature a mail system where a snarky halfling named snarf will deliver letters to you at camp while making hilarious jokes about pie.

Mark my words. It will happen.


If it really does happen, you will be named Prophet of the Varric Chantry

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I would guess, that if the devs will recognize this development of Varric fandom, they will represent it with a poster in Kirkwall. Probably something inspired by all the... creative... pictures and works of... art... displayed through this thread and the previous one.

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DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

I would guess, that if the devs will recognize this development of Varric fandom, they will represent it with a poster in Kirkwall. Probably something inspired by all the... creative... pictures and works of... art... displayed through this thread and the previous one.


Such lovely art.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Among the many other improvements. Dragon Age 2 will also feature a mail system where a snarky halfling named snarf will deliver letters to you at camp while making hilarious jokes about pie.

Mark my words. It will happen.


A red headed female elf that will remark how attractive every companion is and how she wants to sleep with them will also warn you whenever you have mail and a few times when you don't. She will feed your fish after some dinner.


And then does an awkward striptease for you in the totally realistic and not cheesy at all *sarcasm* medieval dragon age undies.

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My take on it: Varric's introduction is that he descends from the heavens on an Alligator and then he's surrounded by women. Cassandra gets pissed off at him and demands he fixes the story, he says he walked out of a bar and the women flock to him. Cassandra looks disapproving and the women (and a few guys) surround Varric as you're allowed to talk with him. If you look at each of the people flocking him, they have names involving people in the thread.

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Yay for fandom nod!!!

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Dave of Canada wrote...

My take on i: Varric's introduction is that he descends from the heavens on an Alligator and then he's surrounded by women. Cassandra gets pissed off at him and demands he fixes the story, he says he walked out of a bar and the women flock to him. Cassandra looks disapproving and the women (and a few guys) surround him Varric as you're allowed to talk with him. If you look at each of the people flocking him, they have names involving people in the thread.

Excellent.

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Dave of Canada wrote...
they have names involving people in the thread.


Will there be a freak? On a leash perhaps? Posted Image

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Is it sad that his face fits that body?

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What have I lost?

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kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


*shameless plug*

.. but does he fit on the body of a naked african american?

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Dave of Canada wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


*shameless plug*

.. but does he fit on the body of a naked african american?

*shower snip*

This makes no sense, but I approve.

#1223
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kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...


I imagine selling dwarven goods to surfacers would be quite profitable actually.

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If there's any reference to the Varric Fandom on the forums in DA2, I imagine it will have something to do with chest hair clippings.



Or for man!hawke, there will be a jar of a sticky substance that tastes like creamed nuts with some other distinctive flavor.