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[Dave of Canada]

Caerulii wrote...

Er... H-Hello! This is my first time ever posting here, but I've been following since... *snip*

Welcome amongst our forces, drink from the chalice of wine and be forever embraced in the chest hair.

[mellifera]

Caerulii wrote...
^I did end up staring at this for at least fifteen minutes before realizing what I was doing. I keep wondering how he manages to do that with gloves on, however... Just mad skill, I suppose.

Welcome!

Varric has really nimble fingers. Awww yeaaaaah.

[Leonia]

I read that as very nibble fingers and was confused.



He, uh, must be really good with his hands to have coordination like that. Yep.

[Dave of Canada]

He'd probably be able to do the arrow trick with a bottle of alcohol and have none of it spill.

vilnii wrote...

I say stop what you are trying to do now!

What if I'm doing nothing? Should I do something?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'd probably be able to do the arrow trick with a bottle of alcohol and have none of it spill.

I wonder if they put other things in instead of the bolt like they did for the Isabela-dagger-throw scene.

[Gilsa]

Love interest or no, you are all freaking awesome for elevating his chest hair to legendary status in all of Dragon-Agedom. Our next mission is to lobby for a Varric shirt in the Bioware store, *nods.*

Modifié par Gilsa, 25 janvier 2011 - 07:20 .

[Calla S]

Oh my god, I want a shirt like that, but with Varric's coat/undershirt design. I would buy that so fast.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Gilsa wrote...

Love interest or no, you are all freaking awesome for elevating his chest hair to legendary status in all of Dragon-Agedom. Our next mission is to lobby for a Varric shirt in the Bioware store, *nods.*

Good god do I want that. I would never wear it, because I'd spend all day explaining the joke. But I still want one.

[Dave of Canada]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I wonder if they put other things in instead of the bolt like they did for the Isabela-dagger-throw scene.

I still want to see the Dwarf toss.

[Gilsa]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Good god do I want that. I would never wear it, because I'd spend all day explaining the joke. But I still want one.

I'd wear it to bed!!

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Gilsa wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Good god do I want that. I would never wear it, because I'd spend all day explaining the joke. But I still want one.

I'd wear it to bed!!

An excellent solution!

[Dave of Canada]

Sort of... weird question, though if you could introduce companions to MamaHawke how do you think she'd feel about Varric?

[Leonia]

Bioware Store take notes, this shirt needs to be done in Varric-style.

[mellifera]

The chest hair should be fake fur sewn on.

[Leonia]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sort of... weird question, though if you could introduce companions to MamaHawke how do you think she'd feel about Varric?

How would she feel about? I think she would start "feeling" him. He's so soft and cuddly. I'm pretty sure Mama Hawke would approve of a classy dwarf.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sort of... weird question, though if you could introduce companions to MamaHawke how do you think she'd feel about Varric?

He'd be like Spike and Joyce. She'd be completely unaware of his misdeeds and get The Best Varric, and you wouldn't be able to convince her otherwise. She'd be talking to Hawke and Varric would be behind her miming grabbing her butt. Or something.

I need to watch Buffy again. /nostalgia

[bsbcaer]

vilnii wrote...

This thread inches toward 500 pages....

I know what you all are trying to do here...and I want you to stop it now...stop posting on this thread.


Is 490 pages not enough for you rabid fans already?

I say stop what you are trying to do now!

Nobody puts Varric in a corner!  (Cue Dirty Dancing music)

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...
Sort of... weird question, though if you could introduce companions to MamaHawke how do you think she'd feel about Varric?

I think she might be a little taken aback by how charming he is. 

Like everyone else.

Including dwarf haters.

[bsbcaer]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sort of... weird question, though if you could introduce companions to MamaHawke how do you think she'd feel about Varric?

He'd be like Spike and Joyce. She'd be completely unaware of his misdeeds and get The Best Varric, and you wouldn't be able to convince her otherwise. She'd be talking to Hawke and Varric would be behind her miming grabbing her butt. Or something.

I need to watch Buffy again. /nostalgia

Really showing my age again...Do you mean like Eddie Haskell did with Beaver's mom? (see: Leave it To Beaver)

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Calla S wrote...
Including dwarf haters.

Dohohohoh.

@bsbcaer: I've never watched that! So... yeah. Showing my age too, I suppose.

[Dave of Canada]

Pseudocognition wrote...

He'd be like Spike and Joyce. She'd be completely unaware of his misdeeds and get The Best Varric, and you wouldn't be able to convince her otherwise. She'd be talking to Hawke and Varric would be behind her miming grabbing her butt. Or something.

I need to watch Buffy again. /nostalgia

Hawke: Mother, we need to talk.
MamaHawke: Not now, we have company.
Hawke: Oh real- *sees Varric * You.
Varric: Hey champ.
MamaHawke: He showed up, told me how you were surrounded by Darkspawn.
Hawke: Only because he lured us into them, leaving us to our fates.
MamaHawke: Is that true, Varric?
Varric: I'm sorry?
*MamaHawke nods, gives Varric some cookies*
Hawke: What? You're going to take that?!
MamaHawke: He said he's sorry.
*Varric does sad puppy dog eyes*
MamaHawke: Awwwwe, who can stay mad at that little face? *MamaHawke pinches Varric's cheeks*
Hawke: But... he aband-
MamaHawke: Enough is enough!
*MamaHawke turns around to grab more cookies, Hawke looks at Varric and Varric winks*
RIVALRY +50

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 25 janvier 2011 - 07:33 .

[Calla S]

Okay, yes, Varric totally scamming on Hawke for cookies needs to happen. Or just scamming on Hawke for lulz. Either/or. SO. PRECIOUS.

[bsbcaer]

The thing that impresses me most about Varric lies in this screenshot....


Ok, outside of Bianca (oh beautiful Bianca!) and the chest hair, the thing that impresses me most is actually his belt....I don't know why, but the design of it is fascinating to me.  On a schoolyard level, I have to think "how does the poor guy get his business done when it seems like a pain to take off", but from a design aspect, it's just fascinating

[Leonia]

Where's that picture of the Varric cookie that Anarya made?

[Gikia-Kimikia]

^ My ribs hurt so badly from suppressing laughter, at the moment.

And on a side note: Aaaawww, no cookies for Hawke, too? *sniffle* That's cold, MamaHawke. That's cold. And all part of some nefarious, cookie-usurping plot by rival Varric, no doubt.