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Dave of Canada

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...


Bad internet connection down there.

#1227
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.

#1228
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What have I lost?


Yay! You have aVarric banner!

Go to page 1 and 2 for complete processing. Then JOIN US.

#1229
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Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.


More kinds of women?

#1230
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.


More kinds of women?

Yes - Hawke as an example. ;)

#1231
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...


The alcohol is better on the surface and isn't made with dirt. He seems to like his drink, if that large goblet is any clue. Why Oghren also starts to like the surface more at the end of Origins.

#1232
Dave of Canada

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All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the chest hair
Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the chest hair)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby, I'm your dwarf.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 21 août 2010 - 08:27 .


#1233
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.


More kinds of women?


He conquered every woman in Orzammar, so he had to travel to the surface for new challenges.

Modifié par Freek on a Leesh, 21 août 2010 - 08:29 .


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kraidy1117

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Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.


More kinds of women?

Yes - Hawke as an example. ;)


Could she handel him?

#1235
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DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...


The alcohol is better on the surface and isn't made with dirt. He seems to like his drink, if that large goblet is any clue. Why Oghren also starts to like the surface more at the end of Origins.


yeah... he's a man of fine tastes :wub: More variety of women on the surface too :P
 although, personally, I prefer female dwarves. Sigrun....:wub::wub::wub:

Oh wait, now we must focus on the chest hair!

#1236
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Dave of Canada wrote...

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the chest hair
Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the chest hair)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby, I'm your dwarf.


I got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell.

#1237
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namedforthemoon wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the chest hair
Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the chest hair)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby, I'm your dwarf.


I got a fever, and the only cure is more chest hair.


Fixed.

#1238
kraidy1117

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Dave of Canada wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the chest hair
Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the chest hair)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the chest hair)
Baby, I'm your dwarf.


I got a fever, and the only cure is more chest hair.


Fixed.


I lol'd.

#1239
GameBoyish

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.


More kinds of women?


He conquered every woman in Orzammar, so he had to travel to the surface for new challenges.


Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...

#1240
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...


Varric was born on the surface, though.

/DREAMCRUSH

#1241
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Collider wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Is it sad that his face fits that body?


It's funny. XP Varric ftw...

I am curious as to why he left the noble caste to become a surfacer...

More women.


More kinds of women?


He conquered every woman in Orzammar, so he had to travel to the surface for new challenges.


Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...


They where all daughters.

#1242
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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...


Varric was born on the surface, though.

/DREAMCRUSH


He snuck underground for some action....

#1243
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I approve of this thread.

#1244
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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...


Varric was born on the surface, though.

/DREAMCRUSH


I....:odid not do my research..?

#1245
kraidy1117

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...


Varric was born on the surface, though.

/DREAMCRUSH


I....:odid not do my research..?

Sadly :crying:

#1246
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Ack... Let's hope he didn't leave too many children behind, possibly from them Noble hunters.... It would however be kinda funny that he was no longer noble and his sons will be considered surfacers too...


Varric was born on the surface, though.

/DREAMCRUSH


I....:odid not do my research..?

He just has to worry about surface hunters....

#1247
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Arrtis wrote...

He just has to worry about surface hunters....


So essentially every single fangirl in this thread, including a few men?

#1248
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

He just has to worry about surface hunters....


So essentially every single fangirl in this thread, including a few men?

No. Also walking vomit.

#1249
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Arrtis wrote...
He just has to worry about surface hunters....

So essentially every single fangirl in this thread, including a few men?

... :whistle:

#1250
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Damnit, there's an Anti-dwarf thing on this thread

Tell him he's wrong or something.

Varric for LI!!!

EDIT: Now i will assume the Varric-cult is over at that thread...

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 21 août 2010 - 09:10 .