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Dave of Canada

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EDIT: 500 pages! Congrats everybody! :D

Calla S wrote...

Bolt twirling with both hands could stop wars.


Must... resist... urge... to do... poor photoshop...

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Calla S

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Dave of Canada wrote...

EDIT: 500 pages! Congrats everybody! :D

Calla S wrote...
Bolt twirling with both hands could stop wars.

Must... resist... urge... to do... poor photoshop...

Do it.

Also, oh. my. god. I love you guys. :wub:

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Apollo Starflare

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yukidama wrote...

Shorts, I love you like Fat Apollo loves all food.


This isn't the first time my username has caused me a brief but highlarious misunderstanding when skimming through this thread. >.>

Nom.

Dave, this thread is FOUNDED on poor photoshops. What better way to see in 500 pages? :D

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 25 janvier 2011 - 08:27 .


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Ladybright

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Finally, 500 pages?

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mellifera

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Calla S wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
15 minutes of the game is actual gameplay.
The remaining hours is Varric mesmerizing Cassandra with his twirling abilities.

Would pay full price for this.

I wonder if he's ambidextrous.

Bolt twirling with both hands could stop wars.


He should teach Alistair some twirling techniques.

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namedforthemoon

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Caerulii wrote...

^ My ribs hurt so badly from suppressing laughter, at the moment.
And on a side note: Aaaawww, no cookies for Hawke, too? *sniffle* That's cold, MamaHawke. That's cold. And all part of some nefarious, cookie-usurping plot by rival Varric, no doubt.


Imagine if Varric tried to steal Sten's cookies. Now that would just be an amazing story, in which hilarity would ensue.


I hope I said that correctly.


Anyway... Bolt twirling Varric. Good with his hands. Mmm-hm. I really hope that Lady Hawke will get to see just how good Varric's hands are. :o:devil:^_^;)

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HolyJellyfish

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Congrats on 500!

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mellifera

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Shorts, I love you like Fat Apollo loves all food.


This isn't the first time my username has caused me a brief but highlarious misunderstanding when skimming through this thread. >.>

Nom.

Dave, this thread is FOUNDED on poor photoshops. What better way to see in 500 pages? :D


In the Battlestar Galactica remake, Lee "Apollo" Adama suddenly gets fat for like five episodes and then becomes a studly chiseled Adonis again after jumping rope for a bit. 

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Starflower2525

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Cool 500 pages! Congrats

Modifié par Starflower2525, 25 janvier 2011 - 08:46 .


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HolyJellyfish

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Here's a quickie love for ya'll in celebration of 500.

Varric: Hey, Hero of Kirkwall. Hand me that roasted nug leg?
Hawke: ... Three years. Three years and you still don't remember my name.
Varric: Sure I do! ... Hawke.
Hawke: ... First name.
Varric: .... shishabocker*cough*turke- Hawke.
Hawke: ....
Fenris: Don't take it personally. Varric doesn't recall any of our names.
Varric: ...
Merril: Shorty McShorty always did seem longwinded...
Carver: At least you didn't get stuck with 'Other Hawke.'
Bethany: And you would prefer 'Hawkette'?
Aveline: I quite like the name Dwarf Crusher, thank you.
Fenris: You should all stop complaining. At least you aren't Glow stick.
Isabela: Oh darling. But yours is the most fitting!
Fenris: What are you implying?
Isabela: Well, you do have a stick that glo-

Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: By the maker, your demands are conflicting. First you are all 'Woah wait, tell me how Hawk is known as the Hero of Kirkwall!' and now you are all 'Noooo stop telling me noooo stop!'. Call me back when you are ready to make up your mind and for the love of god, you hitting me with that damn book is NOT called a decision, thank you.
Cassandra: *rubs temples*

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mellifera

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Glow Stick. ZOMG *dies*

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Apollo Starflare

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yukidama wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Shorts, I love you like Fat Apollo loves all food.


This isn't the first time my username has caused me a brief but highlarious misunderstanding when skimming through this thread. >.>

Nom.

Dave, this thread is FOUNDED on poor photoshops. What better way to see in 500 pages? :D


In the Battlestar Galactica remake, Lee "Apollo" Adama suddenly gets fat for like five episodes and then becomes a studly chiseled Adonis again after jumping rope for a bit. 


I know! :D Hence the briefness before I clicked (early morning, slow brain, skim reading). Podgy Apollo was kinda cute I thought, shame it didn't stick.

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Found this masterpiece from deviantArt, I'm not sure if this has been posted before but still, here.:D

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CONGRATULATIONS VARRICMANCERS AND VARRICFANS!!!!!
500pages! Phew...

Leonia was asking for this so....

Anarya's Varric Shaped Cookies for EVERYONE!

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EDIT: Mresa, nice find! I'll go add that to the Varric FanClub on dA...

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 25 janvier 2011 - 09:02 .


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Leonia

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@Mresa: That picture is hilarious! Thanks for sharing :)

Hey happy 500 boys and girls.

Pike twirling dwarf with chest hair for everybody!

Modifié par leonia42, 25 janvier 2011 - 09:01 .


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GameBoyish

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I see Varric so this link is relevant at the moment...



http://www.livestream.com/momochanners

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another round of the "Legend of Varric" for making 500. @Dave_of_Canada if you would be so kind sir

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

What's with all the gifs?


That's a good question.  Varric is unique in the sense that unlike other characters it is impossible to know both where Varric is and precisely how awesome he is at the same time.  So in still photos the former is fixed so we can better appreciate the latter.  In motion however we see how truly difficult a problem this is, and staring too long at such GIFs in order to perceive both Varric's location and level of awesomeness could drive one to madness.

Either that, or turn one into a theoretical physicist. Which is arguably worse.

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namedforthemoon

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Mresa wrote...

Found this masterpiece from deviantArt, I'm not sure if this has been posted before but still, here.:D

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Oh. My. God. That is freaking hilarious! LOL! :lol:

#12495
Dave of Canada

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Weirdest thing I've ever done.



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Maria Caliban

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Burn it with fire!

#12497
Dave of Canada

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vicegt wrote...

another round of the "Legend of Varric" for making 500. @Dave_of_Canada if you would be so kind sir


Oh, I'll never finish before DA2 releases due to how lazy I am and stuff.

THEREFOR, I'LL POST THE ENTIRE THING SOON WHEN I GET RESTED.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Weirdest thing I've ever done.

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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--

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Apollo Starflare

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There is something even more hypnotic about his chest hair in that gif than usual, the way it seems to merge with itself...@_@

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HolyJellyfish

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Rorscharch Varric.



Images that tell you your deepest psyche, in one continuous gif.