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#13151
mellifera

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I guess it must be a Head Six/Gaius sort of thing then, if Cassandra is still asking where Hawke is xD HAWKEWARD.

Modifié par yukidama, 08 février 2011 - 03:22 .


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David Gaider wrote...

Varric uses Bianca. He isn't giving her up for anything.

I foresee long line of heartbroken Ladyhawkes.

#13153
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David Gaider wrote...

You can change up a follower's weapon for anything they know how to use-- so a mage can use any staff, Isabela can use daggers, Aveline uses one-handed swords and shields, etc.

Varric uses Bianca. He isn't giving her up for anything.


Somehow, I'm not surprised.:P 

Edit: :ph34r: skills. Tmp's got them.

Modifié par RitaChe, 08 février 2011 - 03:27 .


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tmp7704 wrote...

David Gaider wrote...
Varric uses Bianca. He isn't giving her up for anything.

I foresee long line of heartbroken Ladyhawkes.

Uses Bianca. He'll just be lovin' Lady Hawke. The difference - it is large~ ;)

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yukidama wrote...

I guess it must be a Head Six/Gaius sort of thing then, if Cassandra is still asking where Hawke is xD HAWKEWARD.


Ohmai. I can imagine the interrogation scene becoming a lot more interesting in this case... Just visions of imaginary Hawke cuddling Varric, making him lose his train of thought, with Cassandra like, "WTF?"

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Calla S wrote...

Uses Bianca. He'll just be lovin' Lady Hawke. The difference - it is large~ ;)

I don't think she's going to leave his vicinity, regardless how he calls it Posted Image

#13157
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It's okay, we can share. Bianca is pretty sexy, after all.

#13158
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Maybe he lugs her around as an impromptu stepladder, you know, for those special moments?

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yukidama wrote...

It's okay, we can share. Bianca is pretty sexy, after all.

I dunno if he's okay with sharing Bianca, though...

It's like these stories where the hero puts a sword in bed. Except the sword is a possessive crossbow that watches you all night; and hates you. Posted Image

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Hates you with her spring loaded bayonet.Posted ImagePosted Image

Modifié par Duncan Anderson, 08 février 2011 - 03:46 .


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I figured she'd just go "shiiiiing" and unfold the bow arm pieces pushing both parties to sides whenever they got too close to one another for her liking.

#13162
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I dunno, I think Hawke will be charming enough to win Bianca over :D

(aka I will put all my points in cunning and coercion when I level up)

Modifié par yukidama, 08 février 2011 - 03:55 .


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There could be gifts for Bianca to improve her relationship score, i suppose.

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Just wait: Varric != Romance. Bianca = Romance,



It's a whole new experience, brought only by BioWare.

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tmp7704 wrote...
It's like these stories where the hero puts a sword in bed.


...This reminds me of a comic where someone asks the main character is he sleeps with his sword. In *that* way. Posted Image

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Hmm...something's missing from these screenshots...

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Ahh, yes.

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Fixed :lol:


Woo....Varric is sooooo HOT!!! I'm melting..:wub:

I second to have him as bi! <3

#13167
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Sure, Hawke could come bearing new bowstrings maybe some wax and polish, rub her down until she shines. The take her out to shoot someone special. Greatest love story ever told.

Modifié par Duncan Anderson, 08 février 2011 - 04:17 .


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Oh...oh god. I leave this thread for a couple of days to go on a private sebbatical to restore my singular faith in Varric after finding out about Fenris, and when I come back...

Anders!

Damn you Bioware >.< But, I am holding strong. The torches are raised and ready to light the beacon of Love Interest for Varric.

#13169
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If the spoilers regarding exact nature of Anders are true, it's possible he isn't actually an LI. Since that'd be rather... awkward.

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tmp7704 wrote...

If the spoilers regarding exact nature of Anders are true, it's possible he isn't actually an LI. Since that'd be rather... awkward.


Sounds fun to write if you ask me.
*hopes it was written*

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Sounds fun to write if you ask me.
*hopes it was written*

Also fun for the news to report though, since it can potentially exceed the whole "gay coupling" hoopla by a wide margin. Or just plain in poor taste depending on personal views. As such, i'm not sure if there's good chances to have "main male LI" along these lines.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Sounds fun to write if you ask me.
*hopes it was written*

Also fun for the news to report though, since it can potentially exceed the whole "gay coupling" hoopla by a wide margin. Or just plain in poor taste depending on personal views. As such, i'm not sure if there's good chances to have "main male LI" along these lines.


I... guess I'm not seeing the same kinds of awkwardness with this scenario that you are.

#13173
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Even if I could see it, I've never gotten the b-b-but Fox News remarks. Who gives a frak what they say about anything, anyway?

I'd lose some respect for EA/Bioware if they did, especially considering how hard EA came out swinging against FNC after the whole Mass Effect thing anyway.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 08 février 2011 - 04:39 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

I... guess I'm not seeing the same kinds of awkwardness with this scenario that you are.

It may be we are thinking of different scenarios Posted Image

Personally, i'd find effective necrophilia somewhat awkward.

#13175
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Preach, Fat Apollo.