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Minxie

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Oh my gaaaawd... Okay, I just saw the latest Old Spice guy commercial for the first time and no joke, my mind instantly (instantly) went to Varric. I'm not even a Varric girl! I mean, I like him, but in a just-as-my-bff way. But suddenly I hear the commercial and I picture Varric saying the words. "Hello ladies." "I hope you like water, because we're neck deep in the sweet waters of friendship and trust." And I swooned. SWOONED.

...I think I've caught the Varric bug. :bandit:

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Minxie18 wrote...

Oh my gaaaawd... Okay, I just saw the latest Old Spice guy commercial for the first time and no joke, my mind instantly (instantly) went to Varric. I'm not even a Varric girl! I mean, I like him, but in a just-as-my-bff way. But suddenly I hear the commercial and I picture Varric saying the words. "Hello ladies." "I hope you like water, because we're neck deep in the sweet waters of friendship and trust." And I swooned. SWOONED.

...I think I've caught the Varric bug. :bandit:


I...I approve of this. SO HARD :wub:

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Minxie18 wrote...

Oh my gaaaawd... Okay, I just saw the latest Old Spice guy commercial for the first time and no joke, my mind instantly (instantly) went to Varric. I'm not even a Varric girl! I mean, I like him, but in a just-as-my-bff way. But suddenly I hear the commercial and I picture Varric saying the words. "Hello ladies." "I hope you like water, because we're neck deep in the sweet waters of friendship and trust." And I swooned. SWOONED.

...I think I've caught the Varric bug. :bandit:


Join ussss.

Also that commerial is beautiful.

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DiosMios wrote...

Time to change the subject! What nicknames do you all think Varric will have for the other companions? Gaider mentioned that Varric calls Fenris "Elf" and Merrill "Daisy," so I'm hoping he'll also have some fun names for the other companions.


Where did you get that? I completely missed it.

I think he could call Aveline "Carrots" because of her hair. I think he'd call Dog "Mutt" or "Nug-chaser". I think he'd call Anders... I'm not sure what he'd call Anders. Eh. Oh well.

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Creepy. He'd call Anders creepy. /gigglesnort

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sorry Anders, Varric is replacing you on the LI department. I'm sure of it!


(Misguided) OPTIMISM lol

I WILL JOIN YOU *concentrates*


I SHALL ALSO JOIN YOU. *meditates on Varric's chest hair*

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Minxie18 wrote...

Oh my gaaaawd... Okay, I just saw the latest Old Spice guy commercial for the first time and no joke, my mind instantly (instantly) went to Varric. I'm not even a Varric girl! I mean, I like him, but in a just-as-my-bff way. But suddenly I hear the commercial and I picture Varric saying the words. "Hello ladies." "I hope you like water, because we're neck deep in the sweet waters of friendship and trust." And I swooned. SWOONED.

...I think I've caught the Varric bug. :bandit:


Join ussss.


Also that commerial is beautiful.

*wipes tear* Okay!

Now, I'll always be a Fenris and Anders girl first... but I certainly wouldn't be opposed to a Varric romance now. ^_^

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I have already submitted to the taint. * Start to hear Varric's sweet, hot voice around the ears *

It is really sad that I can't have him to romance my dwarf :?

Modifié par Starlight, 10 février 2011 - 04:10 .


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Hm. So if Aveline is not a romance, and that leaves only Merrill and Isabela... Mary Kirby wrote Merrill, so that would mean that she's writing at least one romance for DA2. That is, IF Merrill is a romance option, which people are assuming that she is because there has to be at least two female options, right?



Do you think this is good news or bad news for our Varric's chances of being an LI? Would Mary write two romances for DA2?

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I don't see why not. That would be one male and one female love interest for Mary if either of them are a love interest at all.

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Starlight wrote...
It is really sad that I can't have him to romance my dwarf :?


This spawned a sudden mental image and I just had to draw it. Merchant prince, meet warrior princess.

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Orzammar just doesn't make 'em like that.


Much happier with this one than my last Varricdoodle. I still feel like I can't quite do him justice, though. Ohwell.

Modifié par Nova-FoV, 10 février 2011 - 05:52 .


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namedforthemoon

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Wow, that's really good! I like it. He seems quite tall for a dwarf, doesn't he? I mean, in general.

#13413
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Yeah, there is kind of a weird height difference, but on the other hand, video games don't quite have the diversity of height that they should. Let's just say Varric's a tall dwarf (which I've always had that impression anyway) and Aeducan's a shorty.

But really I just wanted him looking down on her.

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That commercial is Varricmance in a nutshell. That right there. Oh god the chocolate fountain at the end....brilliant.

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Nova-FoV wrote...

Starlight wrote...
It is really sad that I can't have him to romance my dwarf :?


This spawned a sudden mental image and I just had to draw it. Merchant prince, meet warrior princess.

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Orzammar just doesn't make 'em like that.


Much happier with this one than my last Varricdoodle. I still feel like I can't quite do him justice, though. Ohwell.


Oh! That's lovely! :wub:Do you mind to draw a m/m version as well? :D

Modifié par Starlight, 10 février 2011 - 07:06 .


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namedforthemoon wrote...

I hope they reveal the LI's on February 14th. *clenches up fists and scrunches up face* Please, please, please!


I second this!

#13417
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Starlight wrote...
Oh! That's lovely! :wub:Do you mind to draw a m/m version as well? :D


I wouldn't mind giving it a shot when I have the time. I can't guarantee it will be any better than rubbish, though. As this picture clearly shows, I'm much better at drawing the female figure than the male figure.

#13418
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Anarya wrote...

That commercial is Varricmance in a nutshell. That right there. Oh god the chocolate fountain at the end....brilliant.


I didn't think anything would be better than 'monocle smile' and now we get 'sweet waters of friendship and trust.' If the people responsible for these commericials are not financially set for life, I would be very surprised.

#13419
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... Oh dear. I-I believe that all the new Varric goodness has made me delirious. My immediate thought with the Old Spice commercial was "It should have been a NUTELLA fountain". (That doesn't even make physical SENSE...)

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Anarya wrote...

That commercial is Varricmance in a nutshell. That right there. Oh god the chocolate fountain at the end....brilliant.


I didn't think anything would be better than 'monocle smile' and now we get 'sweet waters of friendship and trust.' If the people responsible for these commericials are not financially set for life, I would be very surprised.


It's a pretty remarkable thing when ad people can make ads that consumers actually enjoy, when we're generally so overwhelmed by marketing in our daily lives that it becomes like background noise to us.

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After reading the article where it is said that Aveline isn't a romance option... It sounds like she doesn't have a full-fledged romance but a bit of romance, just as someone mentioned earlier, Samara type romance. Though hopefully, not as sad... Who cares about achievements anyways... Even if Varric is confirmed to not be an LI, I bet after 10 years there's something special *optimism*



Btw, sorry for not updating the OP, I've been quite busy with lots of things and I ended up losing the tabs and links for LOTS of fanart/screenshots/gifs a while back... Therefore, the OP is now outdated...



But if there are a few pieces you feel that needs to be on the OP, don't be afraid to PM me the necessary link and artist/creator.



PS: Old Spice Man = Varric

#13422
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If Varric isn't LI in DA2, I'll be DAMNED if he isn't in DA3. I get the impression a LOT of people are going to be HUGE fans of his ala Garrus & Tali and rally to support him as a romance option. Hell, look at this thread now. If, for whatever reason, the cake isn't delivered today, surely it'll be tomorrow.

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Poor Lady Hawke, your tears are destined for that special coffee maker :crying:

:wizard:

#13424
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Aww, poor Lady Hawke.



You should have Varric saying "I would if I could!! Wait! Blame Mary Kirby, not me!"

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HolyJellyfish wrote...

If Varric isn't LI in DA2, I'll be DAMNED if he isn't in DA3. I get the impression a LOT of people are going to be HUGE fans of his ala Garrus & Tali and rally to support him as a romance option. Hell, look at this thread now. If, for whatever reason, the cake isn't delivered today, surely it'll be tomorrow.

I agree.