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[Nikita3d]

The courageous statement)

[kcwME]

Trust me, I want to be wrong. I really, really, really, REALLY want a Varric romance. I just don't think it's gonna happen. *sadfaise*

Modifié par kcwME, 13 février 2011 - 08:03 .

[Calla S]

I really hope everyone enjoys their hats. That's not the first time I've read that.

[kcwME]

Like I said, it will be delicious.

[mellifera]

I will gladly eat a six course hat dinner if it happens. I will savor every bite and shed a happy tear.

Modifié par yukidama, 13 février 2011 - 08:07 .

[Nikita3d]

I hope at you a hat chocolate)

[kcwME]

I'm making mine out of rice crispy treats.

[Herr Uhl]

yukidama wrote...

I will eat a six course hat dinner if it happens.

What kinds? A light kippah as a starter and then a fez for desert?

[Tealsie]

tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

*realizes what he is pondering*

*starts pondering what brought him to this point*

Just blame Mordin.
... i know i did. never even considered it at all until i got the lecture; made my Shepard go all "  lolwut"

Did he do that with more  than just Jack? I have yet to try the Garrus romance.
I wonder if you could have a similar conversation with Varric as you do with, say, Tali. "How will it work?" Probably optional; your Hawke could either not even mention height(almost said "size", but that leads down a completely different path) or could present it as an issue(which I'm sure Varric would have great fun in telling them exactly how it 'could' work. Along the lines of a certain Aimo comic).

[tmp7704]

Tealsie wrote...

Did he do that with more  than just Jack? I have yet to try the Garrus romance.

He does it with everyone i think*  It's hillariously disturbing

off-tangent the food talk: given the tradition of handing the boys chocolate on Valentine's day that's traditional in some parts of the world, kinda cannot help but wonder if Varric's house is large enough to fit all the offerings he must be getting...


*) talk about bad wording

[mellifera]

I don't think the height issue is complicated at all. Short people have sex with tall people all the time, they hardly need an explanation or a manual at all, lol. If Hawke needs it explained then s/he is kinda dense xD

[aimo_ahmed]

yukidama wrote...

I don't think the height issue is complicated at all. Short people have sex with tall people all the time, they hardly need an explanation or a manual at all, lol. If Hawke needs it explained then s/he is kinda dense xD

What, do we need a chart with positions to be drawn or something???

...not that I am volunteering or anything.

<.<

>.>

*tags Pseudo and RUNS*

[Herr Uhl]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I don't think the height issue is complicated at all. Short people have sex with tall people all the time, they hardly need an explanation or a manual at all, lol. If Hawke needs it explained then s/he is kinda dense xD

What, do we need a chart with positions to be drawn or something???

...not that I am volunteering or anything.

<.<

>.>

*tags Pseudo and RUNS*

I could make one with erotic stickmen (or stickwomen if a draw hair and boobs on them).

They are the best kind of stickmen.

[mellifera]

LOL. "How To F*ck a Dwarf"? I'd read it. For science, of course.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

*tags Pseudo and RUNS*

OH SHI--

yukidama wrote...

LOL. "How To F*ck a Dwarf"? I'd read it.
For science, of course.

I may have lolled. Maybe.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 13 février 2011 - 08:20 .

[Dhiro]

yukidama wrote...

LOL. "How To F*ck a Dwarf"? I'd read it. For science, of course.

Varric will put Lady Hawke on her knees. He's awesome like that.

[tmp7704]

yukidama wrote...

LOL. "How To F*ck a Dwarf"? I'd read it. For science, of course.

"Dwarf schtupping for dummies"

[Xewaka]

yukidama wrote...
LOL. "How To F*ck a Dwarf"? I'd read it. For science, of course.

Funny how that thing works.

[bsbcaer]

Herr Uhl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I will eat a six course hat dinner if it happens.

What kinds? A light kippah as a starter and then a fez for desert?

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast (yeah, I know it's not the same thing, but how many times do you have a chance to bring Red Dwarf into the thread? 

[Tealsie]

yukidama wrote...

I don't think the height issue is complicated at all. Short people have sex with tall people all the time, they hardly need an explanation or a manual at all, lol. If Hawke needs it explained then s/he is kinda dense xD

Sorry, that was poorly worded.  I meant more like if Hawke could have a problem with the height different. Probably not, but I'd still be curious what kind of a response Varric might have.

[mellifera]

Actually, the issue is more Varric's crippling (literally) qunari fetish. Hawke is too short for him!

Modifié par yukidama, 13 février 2011 - 08:24 .

[Gilsa]

Morrigan can be bedded before you even get to Lothering without any gifts so just roll a dwarf male and investigate for educational purposes.

Modifié par Gilsa, 13 février 2011 - 08:30 .

[bsbcaer]

yukidama wrote...

I don't think the height issue is complicated at all. Short people have sex with tall people all the time, they hardly need an explanation or a manual at all, lol. If Hawke needs it explained then s/he is kinda dense xD

Varric:  Hawke, come over here, and sit a spell on my lap...I'll spin you a story that'll blow your mind

[mellifera]

bsbcaer wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I don't think the height issue is complicated at all. Short people have sex with tall people all the time, they hardly need an explanation or a manual at all, lol. If Hawke needs it explained then s/he is kinda dense xD

Varric:  Hawke, come over here, and sit a spell on my lap...I'll spin you a story that'll blow your mind

dfghdksajdjas HA.

[Herr Uhl]

yukidama wrote...

Actually, the issue is more Varric's crippling (literally) qunari fetish. Hawke is too short for him!

And those horns tickle him in all the right places.