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[HolyJellyfish]

Mmmmm. Varrica. What a savvy goddess.

[Gilsa]

Calla S wrote...

Mary said they were friends. Hopefully friends who nudge Hawke in either direction depending on gender/orientation and not friends who have sex.

I miss the lulz, too. And fanwork. And Mary. Mostly Mary.

Was she ever asked what kind of food Varric would be? I liked those random trivias in the wiki page.

[bsbcaer]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I miss the lulz, too. And fanwork. And Mary. Mostly Mary.

We scared her off or Gaider tied her away from the thread after the Brian Bloom incident.

I'd much prefer believing the latter.

I think Gaider decided to punish her by burying her under Codex entries...and threatened her with the angry stick!

[Anarya]

Gilsa wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Mary said they were friends. Hopefully friends who nudge Hawke in either direction depending on gender/orientation and not friends who have sex.

I miss the lulz, too. And fanwork. And Mary. Mostly Mary.

Was she ever asked what kind of food Varric would be? I liked those random trivias in the wiki page.

Yes. He's Beef Bourguignon or some variety of pot pie.

[Gikia-Kimikia]

Oh my GOOOOSH, I would so print these out for my friends if they hadn't sworn to strangle me the next time I bring up DAII or Varric. *forlorn sigh* anyway, I think that Varric and Anders are my favorites too!

[Nova-FoV]

Caerulii wrote...

Oh my GOOOOSH, I would so print these out for my friends if they hadn't sworn to strangle me the next time I bring up DAII or Varric. *forlorn sigh* anyway, I think that Varric and Anders are my favorites too!

Lol. I'm in the same boat with my friends. I very much wish I had someone to give them to.

Here, Caerulii! Have a Varric Valentine from me to you!

[HolyJellyfish]

Some Valentine's love for y'all.

Zevran: Mmmm....
Varric: .... Are you Mmming at me, or at Glowstick again?
Zevran: I don't know how to put it... allow me to elaborate.
Varric: Elaboration is what you do best, even without allowance.
Zevran: Indeed. I was just sitting here, admiring your physique. To be frank, many times in the past I've encountered quite a few ... dare I say ... attractive dwarves. Most which, surprisingly, were almost always from very certain lines. Tell me, Ser Dwarf. Do you happen to hail from the Aeduecan or Brosca lines by any chance? 
Varric: No. But I hear those names frequently.
Zevran: Surprised, I am! Surely. Perhaps you carry their sweet blood in those fine veins of yours without knowing!
Isabela: I agree. I've been wondering the same.
Zevran: Ah, my dear. You DO remember those wonderful little trists involving those handsome and gorgeous folk in Ferelden.
Isabela: Oh, how could I forget?
Zevran: The passion...
Isabela: ... The size...
Zevran: ... the ample gravity defying bo-
Varric: Are you suggesting that I have gravity defying specialties?
Zevran: Why, no. But I DO suggest that your beauty and physique is.... rather.... ah... mmmmmm.
Isabela: Mmmm.
Zevran: Perhaps we shall celebrate your beautiful lineage and good memories in a more private setting?
Varric: .... So, where did Hawke pick you up again?
Zevran: That's not the point.
Isabela: You ARE avoiding this wonderful subject.
Varric: Its the chest hair, isn't it?
Zevran: .... May I? May I simply... indulge? With a slight caress?
Varric: Mmmm.. I suppose so.
Zevran: .... Enticing.
Isabela: ... Magical
Zevran: ... Perfection

Cassandra: ... Why... Why for the love of Andraste must you derail my questions back to your chest?!
Varric: Why, I'm hurt!
Cassandra: I have heard NOTHING but GLORY MEMORIES of your DAMN CHEST for the past THIRTY MINUTES.
Varric: *sigh* Alas. You are missing the main point to the Champion's drive for greatness!

Varric: *win. Dwarf Chest: 110 pts, Chantry: - 35 pts!*

[Gikia-Kimikia]

*tears of joy at Nova's kindness* Th-thank you! *note to self: when having a stressful, chestliness-less day, go to Varric thread to relieve sadness and achieve maximum lols*

[Fishmas1]

HolyJellyfish wrote...


Cassandra: ... Why... Why for the love of Andraste must you derail my questions back to your chest?!
Varric: Why, I'm hurt!
Cassandra: I have heard NOTHING but GLORY MEMORIES of your DAMN CHEST for the past THIRTY MINUTES.
Varric: *sigh* Alas. You are missing the main point to the Champion's drive for greatness!

Varric: *win. Dwarf Chest: 110 pts, Chantry: - 35 pts!*

I REALLY want Varric to at some point just go off on a tangent about chesthair, now...

[JessOrochi]

My valentines wish is to style Varric's chest hair.... flock of seagulls style.

[HolyJellyfish]

Fishmas1 wrote...

HolyJellyfish wrote...


Cassandra: ... Why... Why for the love of Andraste must you derail my questions back to your chest?!
Varric: Why, I'm hurt!
Cassandra: I have heard NOTHING but GLORY MEMORIES of your DAMN CHEST for the past THIRTY MINUTES.
Varric: *sigh* Alas. You are missing the main point to the Champion's drive for greatness!

Varric: *win. Dwarf Chest: 110 pts, Chantry: - 35 pts!*

I REALLY want Varric to at some point just go off on a tangent about chesthair, now...

Yeah dude. It totes needs to happen. All. the. time.


Hawke: Yo. Carver. WTF you doing without a shirt on baking in the freaking sun at 102 degrees in mid afternoon?
Carver: Varric says the sun makes it grow faster!

Cassandra: AGAIN!
Varric: *rimshot*

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Anarya wrote...
Beef Bourguignon

I still want to try this. Om nom nom nom. Recipe googling time I suppose.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 14 février 2011 - 07:19 .

[GameBoyish]

Image from here:







*still hopeful*

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

^ Awww.

Awwww. Cute Valentines Day stuff everywhere on here. It dulls the customary bitterness. I'll finish up something for tomorrow too

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 14 février 2011 - 08:01 .

[Leonia]

That's probably my favourite Varric fanart of the day *dodges thrown objects from Pseudo and Aimo*

Here's to Varric's LI-status! *raise her coffee mug*

Modifié par leonia42, 14 février 2011 - 08:13 .

[aimo_ahmed]

leonia42 wrote...



That's probably my favourite Varric fanart of the day *dodges thrown objects from Pseudo and Aimo*

No shoes to be thrown! I love this to bits as well

[namedforthemoon]

Happy V-Day, everyone!



(V is for Varric!)

[Gilsa]

Happy Valentine's Day, folks! <3

[namedforthemoon]

LOL. I love his smirk. And the eyebrow quirk.

[Xewaka]

I'm astonished it took that long to actually reference those lyrics in this thread.

[namedforthemoon]

I wanna see him do his little turn on the catwalk.



On the catwalk.



On the catwalk, yeah.



He does his little turn on the catwalk.

[tmp7704]

Nova-FoV wrote...

Andersmance 101. Fishmas said what we were all thinking.

If Anders doesn't pee on the floor at least once, i'll be disappoint.

[GameBoyish]

I'm looking forward to all the banter with Varric.



I wanna see how he treats Sebastian.



How he buddy's up with Isabela (who I may just romance if and only if Varric is not an LI, but he's still gonna be my LOVER in my heart)



I'd like to see Varric poke the elves around (not that way, get your head outta the gutter).



I wanna see how Varric handles EVERYTHING.



I mostly wanna listen to him talk... and caress Bianca, because that'll be so cute.

[Nikita3d]

Omg!!

Hasn't understood 1 man and two girls О-о

Where Varrik О-о

http://www.gamer.ru/...#comment_755749

[Xewaka]

Nikita3d wrote...
Omg!!
Hasn't understood 1 man and two girls О-о
Where Varrik О-о
http://www.gamer.ru/...#comment_755749

I can't speak russian, but if it refers to the images showed in the czech Dragon Age facebook, it just refers that there are shots of sexy time with Isabela, Merrill, and Fenris. I'm guessing they're just showed what's been confirmed either directly or by omission. As there has been no information towards either option in the Varric/Anders debate, they haven't shown which one is yet.