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#13901
Herr Uhl

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HolyJellyfish wrote...

I'll choke on my tea if the option of hitting on Varric is viable in DA2, and his response is "Uhhh.... sorry Hawke. Didn't know you were into Dwarves, but sadly, Humans sort of creep me out. You are so...... tall..... geh."

It'd be HORRIBLE, but I'd still snirkle. Way to turn that prejudice on the flipside.


Oghren is kind of like that with the whole legs conversation.

#13902
HolyJellyfish

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Calla S wrote...

THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. ;; *is always a lot taller than the people she's with* *is sensitive about that stuff*


Awww, sorry. It was meant in jest. I doubt they'd actually toss that line in there. Lord knows there is an incredibly high demand for tall ladies, however. I live in Hollywood. I know these things. Women wear freakin' 10 inch stilettos just to compensate.

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Calla S

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HolyJellyfish wrote...

Calla S wrote...
THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. ;; *is always a lot taller than the people she's with* *is sensitive about that stuff*

Awww, sorry. It was meant in jest. I doubt they'd actually toss that line in there. Lord knows there is an incredibly high demand for tall ladies, however. I live in Hollywood. I know these things. Women wear freakin' 10 inch stilettos just to compensate.

Hahah, I figured. I was just teasing, as well. :) I only hope that Varric isn't some "fling." But an actual romance. I'm just kind of frantic for confirmation right now.

#13904
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@Calla. It would b nice, but we're not sure how much Varric is entrenched in the Dwarven surface culture. If he and his family need the ties to the culture to do business then Varric may have to marry or already be married to a fine Dwarven lass. If this is the case, the best we could hope for is to be a kept woman/man. However, if Varric is and always will be a "black sheep" then we could pursue him more openly. We simply do not have enough information one way or another (glares at writers). C'mon guys it's Valentines day. Throw a fan a bone.

Edit:  Wait.  What did i just say.:huh:

Modifié par Patriciachr34, 14 février 2011 - 05:58 .


#13905
mellifera

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

@Calla. It would b nice, but we're not sure how much Varric is entrenched in the Dwarven surface culture. If he and his family need the ties to the culture to do business then Varric may have to marry or already be married to a fine Dwarven lass. If this is the case, the best we could hope for is to be a kept woman/man. However, if Varric is and always will be a "black sheep" then we could pursue him more openly. We simply do not have enough information one way or another (glares at writers). C'mon guys it's Valentines day. Throw a fan a bone.

Edit:  Wait.  What did i just say.:huh:


Well, it was confirmed ages ago that Varric is the younger brother who just hangs around in taverns drinking and telling stories. Who also runs a spy network on the side, lol.

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Varric has... well, he wouldn't call them minions. He'd say "contacts." or "People." He's the younger son in the Tethras family: His older brother is the head of the family and runs what could be called a small financial empire. They don't have a shop. They invest in shops. Officially, Varric is an idle younger brother in a wealthy household who spends most of his time hanging out in taverns telling wild stories while other people buy him drinks. Unofficially, he maintains a spy network with contacts throughout all levels of the city so he can quietly deal with the assassination attemps, scandals, and campaigns of industrial espionage that come along with being a family in the Dwarven Merchants Guild.


Modifié par yukidama, 14 février 2011 - 06:04 .


#13906
Calla S

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Yeah, I'd say he was a black sheep. Plus, Bartrand may even support the relationship, knowing of Hawke's connections once he/she becomes the Champion of Kirkwall. It'd definitely be a way to improve their standing even more than it already is.

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Patriciachr34

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Very true. In fact, Varric may seek out Hawke just to exploit the opportunity. I'm not sure Hawke would mind being exploited a little.

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Calla S

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Patriciachr34 wrote...
Very true. In fact, Varric may seek out Hawke just to exploit the opportunity. I'm not sure Hawke would mind being exploited a little.

Definitely wouldn't mind. >D

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Would 'anyone' mind being exploited by Varric? Imeanreally

#13910
Patriciachr34

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I could do with a little Varric exploitation right about now. I guess I'll have to settle for a romantic dinner with my husband. (heavy sigh)

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I could do with a little Varric exploitation right about now. I guess I'll have to settle for a romantic dinner with my husband. (heavy sigh)


Ahahahahahah, poor you. *pats* Well, take what we can get, eh?

#13912
Nova-FoV

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Who needs a real man for Valentine's Day? I've got Bioware. <3

By the way, I stole the gentlemen from those V-Day cards in the other thread and made a wallpaper of them. It shall never leave my desktop. <3

Modifié par Nova-FoV, 14 février 2011 - 06:30 .


#13913
Calla S

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I'll just be swooning over Varric and hoping for LI confirmation with my girlfriend. Perfect Valentine's Day. <3

#13914
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Calla S wrote...

I'll just be swooning over Varric and hoping for LI confirmation with my girlfriend. Perfect Valentine's Day. <3


with this song playing in the backgroundB)





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I like Varric but i hope he is not a Li no offense to Varric fans but i prefer My FemHawke to be Anders epspecially when i know that Justice is inside him.

Modifié par Hawke92, 14 février 2011 - 06:39 .


#13916
Nova-FoV

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Hawke92 wrote...

I like Varric but i hope he is not a Li no offense to Varric fans but i prefer My FemHawke to be Anders epspecially when i know that Justice is inside him.


Especially? Kinky.

#13917
Nikita3d

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We here all on nerves, don't aggravate.

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Nova-FoV wrote...

Hawke92 wrote...
I like Varric but i hope he is not a Li no offense to Varric fans but i prefer My FemHawke to be Anders epspecially when i know that Justice is inside him.

Especially? Kinky.

It's like one of those "pay one, take two" deals.
I'm guessing we'll have to wait a bit longer to get our news, wheter good or bad.
*Still grumpy about Aveline*

#13919
Nova-FoV

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Xewaka wrote...

Nova-FoV wrote...

Hawke92 wrote...
I like Varric but i hope he is not a Li no offense to Varric fans but i prefer My FemHawke to be Anders epspecially when i know that Justice is inside him.

Especially? Kinky.

It's like one of those "pay one, take two" deals.
I'm guessing we'll have to wait a bit longer to get our news, wheter good or bad.
*Still grumpy about Aveline*

I get it. I'd prefer Varric over Anders, but I think Anders could also be a lot of fun one way or another.

And I agree. I think they confirmed the three spots everyone had already filled, and now they're just teasing us. Teeeears.

#13920
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I'm saving my tears for the reveal. What type of tears they will be depends on what is revealed.

#13921
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Romance week this week... for sure, we're gonna cry soon. Of Happiness I hope. ^^ I'm already upper glad about Fenris, now waiting for Varric. Need some dwarving love here! <3

#13922
Nikita3d

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As I already spoke, the hope will die together with BioWare))

We need to wait only.




#13923
Dave of Canada

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Before today my hopes:

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After today my hopes:

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Whether they will crush the bar and drink it's contents or not, time will tell.

#13924
Patriciachr34

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You think the writers would tell us. Either way, the result would produce enough tears to fuel their coffee maker for the next month.

#13925
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Wouldn't it suck if those three LI's were it for the whole game? Oh boy. I would be disappoint. Very disappoint.