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#14001
namedforthemoon

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kcwME wrote...

I think his issue is that you guys are singling out a particular Dev (Mary). That's the only diff I can see from what the other threads are doing. I dunno. *shrugs*


That's because she wrote Varric. Makes sense, right?

But it's cool. I'm gellin' like Magellan. I'm cool as a cucumber. I'ma tickle like a pickle.

Yeah, that last one doesn't really work, but I kinda ran out of material.


Oh! Oh! I'm cool like a fool down by the p-p-p-pool! :o:O

Modifié par namedforthemoon, 14 février 2011 - 09:00 .


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Wishpig

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Calla S wrote...

Oh, look, it's Wishpig, come back for some more lukewarm trolling of the fangirls. I'm so surprised.


Hey I asked a legit question this time. It may be tinged with my annoyance, but it's how I feel.

#14003
kcwME

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namedforthemoon wrote...

kcwME wrote...

I think his issue is that you guys are singling out a particular Dev (Mary). That's the only diff I can see from what the other threads are doing. I dunno. *shrugs*


That's because she wrote Varric. Makes sense, right?

But it's cool. I'm gellin' like Magellan. I'm cool as a cucumber. I'ma tickle like a pickle.

Yeah, that last one doesn't really work, but I kinda ran out of material.


Oh! Oh! I'm cool like a fool down by the p-p-p-pool! :o:O


Oh I know why you guys are singling her out. It's just that with everyone posting gifs/pics and what-have-you all at once it looked a little...intense? Heh, I'd know I'd be scared if I were her. But then I haven't seen what the other threads would do to get a devs attention. Was it scary-bad? :o

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Wishpig wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Oh, look, it's Wishpig, come back for some more lukewarm trolling of the fangirls. I'm so surprised.


Hey I asked a legit question this time. It may be tinged with my annoyance, but it's how I feel.


And written to provoke. Last I checked, you don't have to look at fanart. In fact, you need to actively seek it out in order to even look at it.

 Silly fangirls and their key words.

#14005
nightcobra

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 fans: we want to know about hawke's romances!

varric:

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......which one? 

#14006
Calla S

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Inquiring as to why a character might be an LI and ending it with an "I hope not" isn't the best way to get a reply. Just so you know.

Heeeee, nightcobra. <3

Modifié par Calla S, 14 février 2011 - 09:04 .


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namedforthemoon

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Frenzied out. Totally.

#14008
HolyJellyfish

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kcwME wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

kcwME wrote...

I think his issue is that you guys are singling out a particular Dev (Mary). That's the only diff I can see from what the other threads are doing. I dunno. *shrugs*


That's because she wrote Varric. Makes sense, right?

But it's cool. I'm gellin' like Magellan. I'm cool as a cucumber. I'ma tickle like a pickle.

Yeah, that last one doesn't really work, but I kinda ran out of material.


Oh! Oh! I'm cool like a fool down by the p-p-p-pool! :o:O


Oh I know why you guys are singling her out. It's just that with everyone posting gifs/pics and what-have-you all at once it looked a little...intense? Heh, I'd know I'd be scared if I were her. But then I haven't seen what the other threads would do to get a devs attention. Was it scary-bad? :o


Fenris thread did this all the time. Sometimes they would go PAGES with that stuff. Only a little crazier. Hence the Gaider horn.

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mellifera

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Erm, this is getting a bit awkward.



*moonwalks out of the thread, modded dancing Alistair style*

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HolyJellyfish wrote...

Fenris thread did this all the time. Sometimes they would go PAGES with that stuff. Only a little crazier. Hence the Gaider horn.


Don't forget the hip wiggle gif spamming but...

I think we should drop it.

#14011
aimo_ahmed

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Drop it like it's hot, guys.

Sigh.

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I wonder if Varric would have some amusing things to say about Hawke's relationships in general. Could be gold.

#14013
Herr Uhl

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yukidama wrote...

Erm, this is getting a bit awkward.

*moonwalks out of the thread, modded dancing Alistair style*


*makes jazzhands before flipfloping in suit*

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Dave of Canada

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Collider wrote...

I wonder if Varric would have some amusing things to say about Hawke's relationships in general. Could be gold.


Varric: ... and that's when the Champion went to the Hanged Man.
Cassandra: What happened there?
Varric: He and Isabela had a hot night of passionate love, with a few kinky things every few hours.
Cassandra: How do you know this?
Varric: I couldn't sleep that night, Isabela wouldn't quiet down. It's the curse of having a room next to hers.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 14 février 2011 - 09:14 .


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Collider wrote...

I wonder if Varric would have some amusing things to say about Hawke's relationships in general. Could be gold.

Oghren did, so why not? Of course Varric is not Oghren but dwarves can have... fun sense of humor. ^^

Modifié par plumededragop, 14 février 2011 - 09:14 .


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Anarya

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nightcobra8928 wrote...

 fans: we want to know about hawke's romances!

varric:

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......which one? 


STUPID SEXY VARRIC!

I'm choosing to believe we got a Gaider interrupt because he would like this thread to remain awesome and chill, because it's clearly the best fanthread. Don't stomp on my delusion, Gaider, or I'll have to give you the eyebrow and use strong language, like meanypants. Don't make me do it.

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namedforthemoon

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I wonder what a conversation between Varric and Oghren would be like...

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Last resort will have to be the peanut butter cups...sigh

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:3

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I interrupt my ~romantic~~*~ minecraft valentine's day hiding from creepers for this? *gnaws own arm and goes back to hiding in mudhut*

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I wonder if it would be more like...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

 fans: we want to know about Varric's romances!

varric:

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......which one? 



#14021
Wishpig

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HolyJellyfish wrote...

Wishpig wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Oh, look, it's Wishpig, come back for some more lukewarm trolling of the fangirls. I'm so surprised.


Hey I asked a legit question this time. It may be tinged with my annoyance, but it's how I feel.


And written to provoke. Last I checked, you don't have to look at fanart. In fact, you need to actively seek it out in order to even look at it.

 Silly fangirls and their key words.


You have to actively seek it out? It's pretty much a part of this thread. If you want to talk about varric on these forums, you're gonna have to swim through fanart. I wanna talk about Varric... but I'm sick of the cheesey pictures/comments and the page of "OMG SO SEXY" that follow.

I really would be happy if he wasn't an LI. So like it our not, I'm not trolling, just voicing my opinion.

... of course I shouldn't be so surprised when you all take offense to me calling this stuff cheesy and corny.

namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder what a conversation between Varric and Oghren would be like...


Awesome and I pray it happens. They are such radically diffrent characters in both upbringing and mannerisms... two of them would make for a great comedy duo.

Modifié par Wishpig, 14 février 2011 - 09:27 .


#14022
namedforthemoon

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It's okay, Wishpig. We know if you create another thread about Varric where you want to talk about him seriously without all the fanart and mush that a dev or mod will just close it down, stating that there's already a Varric thread and to take your discussion there.



So what do you want to talk about?

#14023
Anarya

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Y'know, really, having Varric confirmed as NOT an LI will not stop the fanart, even the mushy ones. Sooo don't get your hopes up or anything.

#14024
mellifera

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Tealsie wrote...

I wonder if it would be more like...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

 fans: we want to know about Varric's romances!

varric:

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......which one? 


LOL. YES.

#14025
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namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder what a conversation between Varric and Oghren would be like...


Varric's awesomeness would convert Oghren into an ultra suave dwarf like himself. Like the Weegee effect.