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#14051
Dave of Canada

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Calla S wrote...

An abomination over a dwarf. Really? REALLY?


Wench: Wait, you're telling me the Champion had interest in an abomination over you?
Varric: Of course.
Wench: You seem to be taking this rather well.
Varric: Never said she had good taste. *sips wine*

#14052
Shepard Lives

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This is a sad day.



But even though there will be no dwarf snu-snu, the Varric thread lives on. We are timeless, we are immortal. We are the chest hair.


#14053
namedforthemoon

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It's okay. We can still be BFFs with Varric. And I'm still flirting with him every chance I get.

#14054
Herr Uhl

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Calla S wrote...

An abomination over a dwarf. Really? REALLY?


Yes, lets blame Anders. They didn't intend Varric to be a romance when writing him, from the start most likely. It isn't like they just decided that character trait.

#14055
Calla S

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...
An abomination over a dwarf. Really? REALLY?

Wench: Wait, you're telling me the Champion had interest in an abomination over you?
Varric: Of course.
Wench: You seem to be taking this rather well.
Varric: Never said she had good taste. *sips wine*

Yeah, not my Champion. My Hawkes will remain single, save for the one set aside for Isabela. 

#14056
peril

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Aw, come on, there's always fanfic! Or the Bioware version of the romance could have been horrible! And so on and so forth.

#14057
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I've been lurking in this thread for a while, and my sympathies go out to all of you. I totally know how y'all feel, believe me. =(



But in a purely optimistic view of things... there's always fan fic and art to make, at least. =>

#14058
foxtrotcharlie

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Ammonite wrote...

My condolences, team VarricImage IPB. As a lurker I really loved your thread, and was rooting for you, so I'm sad you're not getting what you were hoping for.


Thank you for your kind words, friend <3. Tis a sad day, but we will all get through our sadness. And then be all the stronger for it. ^_^

#14059
dpixie87

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F**k. I mean, my inner Anders fangirl is happy but I can barely hear her over the sobbing of the Varric fangirl.



F**k. *sigh* Oh well, here's hoping for DA3.

#14060
Dave of Canada

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peril wrote...

Or the Bioware version of the romance could have been horrible!


I think we wouldn't have minded the heavy risk if it meant the prize.

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soignee

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dammit. Dammit.

#14062
Calla S

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Oh, there will definitely be fanfic. I look forward to putting keys to the romance that should've happened. I hope everyone else enjoys their romances, though.

#14063
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric confirmed to not be a romance by Priestly.


What. What? What?!? WHAT?!?!

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!!

#14064
Aanoryn

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Oh, well. I can't imagine that he won't be awesome anyway, but.. Darn.

#14065
Gilsa

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*dwarven fistbump to all*

Sorry about this guys. You all are an awesome group of people and I look forward to Varric's tall tales and delusions of grandeur about our Hawkes.

#14066
plumededragop

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No Varric to join Fenris... Plume disapproves -100.

Well, like you all said the thread will still live on with his/her fans, the fan art, the stories... yup, big disappointment but Varric's love lives on. ^^

#14067
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Well, if I can't have a real Varric romance(not even going to THINK about da3 right now grrr) I hope that there's plenty of flirtatiousness, and possibly even a kinda romance scene... which probably gets cut off right at the begining with Cass "BULL****"ing it out of actually happening... >_>

#14068
peril

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Dave of Canada wrote...

I think we wouldn't have minded the heavy risk if it meant the prize.


But look at thiiiis... the fanfic will be like sneaking into the captain's quarters.

I don't think I can meme very good.

#14069
Merllle

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This Aveline humper hugs the Varric fans in utmost sympathy and is disappointed as well that said charming dwarf is not up for grabs. We'll have fan fiction, ladies and gentleman.

#14070
JessOrochi

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I'm sure someone will eventually make a romance mod. It's not the end of the world... yet.



Plus there's always fanfics if you can stomach those.



And let's not forget the sheer power of Imagination ~~~<3

#14071
Dhiro

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I see. I should be annoyed, but I'm not. Let the Fenris thread rejoice, let the Merrill thread die with glee. Thinking so hard about it will do no good.

#14072
mellifera

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I'm not even upset about the non-LI status as I was expecting it, but I WANT BLURBS FOR AVELINE AND VARRIC TOO :(

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yukidama wrote...
I'm not even upset about the non-LI status as I was expecting it, but I WANT BLURBS FOR AVELINE AND VARRIC TOO :(

It would be nice. I mean, they're the most interesting companions presented, don't they deserve some time to shine as well?

#14074
Calla S

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Xewaka wrote...

yukidama wrote...
I'm not even upset about the non-LI status as I was expecting it, but I WANT BLURBS FOR AVELINE AND VARRIC TOO :(

It would be nice. I mean, they're the most interesting companions presented, don't they deserve some time to shine as well?

This. Not only do they get snubbed for romance, but we don't get anything interesting to read about them, either. Thaaaanks, BW. You're all real gems.

#14075
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I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T