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Xewaka

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Wishpig wrote...

As for serious discussion...

Varric is in charge of a "spy network" to "deal" with troubles. This makes me wonder, do we know if Varric is a good guy. That sounds pretty shady to me. By "deal" are we talking whacking any trouble makers. Dwarf politics is a very bloody business afterall.


The real question is, how much does he like it? Does he do it out of family duty and regret it? Or does he revel in his shadyness?

We already know Varric is kind of a scoundrel. I'd expect him not to be amoral, but jaded by pragmatism. He, after all, has shown himself quite savvy.

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It's officially time for me to start shipping Aveline/Varric.

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I hope it isn't anything like that. I'd rather hear a maybe later. Or flirting back. Him telling Hawke that s/he should focus on being Champion or something like that.

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Huh. I don't feel as happy as I thought. I kind of feel sad.



This is weird.

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payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.

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payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T


Oh, I'd enjoy it if he wouldn't sleep with Hawke because Hawke is too tall. The people who hate dwarves because they are too short would be... yeah.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 14 février 2011 - 10:00 .


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Well, I'm still going to flirt with him if I have the option and at least one of my Hawkes' is staying single and pining for dwarven loving.

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Saibh wrote...

Huh. I don't feel as happy as I thought. I kind of feel sad.

This is weird.


You were infected by our kind without knowing!

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Dave of Canada wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T


Oh, I'd enjoy it if he wouldn't sleep with Hawke because Hawke is too tall. The people who hate dwarves because they are too short would be... yeah.


That would be awesome.

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Gilsa wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.


You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).

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yukidama wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.


You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).


*shudder*

and then after another 1 year timeskip you realize he's copped out on his wife and kid and you have to make him learn how to be a Good Father while keeping him away from the bottles.

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yukidama wrote...

You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).


He was only mostly dead.

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payroo wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.


You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).


*shudder*

and then after another 1 year timeskip you realize he's copped out on his wife and kid and you have to make him learn how to be a Good Father while keeping him away from the bottles.


:lol: Oh BioWare, EPIC DWARVEN **** BLOCK WEEE

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payroo wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.


You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).


*shudder*

and then after another 1 year timeskip you realize he's copped out on his wife and kid and you have to make him learn how to be a Good Father while keeping him away from the bottles.

And he's dying.

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Thanks David Gaider for such gift, now malicious fangerls will remember it...


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Dave of Canada

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Gaider tried to warn us! Did we listen? DDDDIIIIIID WEEE LISTTTTTEENNNN?

Not really, though we're still not as upset as say... other fans who would've missed out on their LI, this was always to be expected since 5-6 months ago before we even know of other LIs. It's just disappointing. Can't imagine the rage if a LI was not the usual "good looking" guy.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 14 février 2011 - 10:08 .


#14092
Wishpig

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Xewaka wrote...

Wishpig wrote...
As for serious discussion...
Varric is in charge of a "spy network" to "deal" with troubles. This makes me wonder, do we know if Varric is a good guy. That sounds pretty shady to me. By "deal" are we talking whacking any trouble makers. Dwarf politics is a very bloody business afterall.

The real question is, how much does he like it? Does he do it out of family duty and regret it? Or does he revel in his shadyness?
We already know Varric is kind of a scoundrel. I'd expect him not to be amoral, but jaded by pragmatism. He, after all, has shown himself quite savvy.


Ya it will be intresting to see how much of a scoundrel he is. Many of the people on this forum have written him off as a "good guy". A scoundrel and a rogue, but in the Han Solo sense.

Yet, this may not be the case at all. In the end he may be more like Yoshimo than Solo... he could very well be amoral. Although the fact he seems to be defending Hawke points to him being a good guy. Although we hardly know the full story. I'm really excited to see where that goes.

I also can't wait to meet his brother. They sound so diffrent I can't wait to see how they mesh... if they do.

GOD I just wish Oghren was in the game. He and Varric would play so well off each other.

Dave of Canada wrote...

payroo wrote...

I
wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines.
Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he
chemically castrated? T_T


Oh, I'd enjoy it if he wouldn't
sleep with Hawke because Hawke is too tall. The people who hate dwarves
because they are too short would be... yeah.


Lol, yeah I would like it if Varric himself was agianst the romance.

Modifié par Wishpig, 14 février 2011 - 10:11 .


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Whatever. I tire of this nonsense. I was hoping that they'd give me the one romance I was really interested in, but noooo. Calla never gets what she wants because she's a bloody weirdo who ~isn't into the mainstream.~

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yukidama wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.


You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).


Varric: "Now you know how it feels." she hissed, as she stabbed me through the heart. And as I slid to the ground, bleeding out, I-
Cassandra: Bull****! That's not what happened. You can't have died. That would be impossible!
Varric: Like hell it is. *flies away through the ceiling*
 Image IPB

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yukidama wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

payroo wrote...

I wonder what kind of cop out Varric will have to reject our flirty lines. Does he only go for dwarves? Does he have a secret family? Is he chemically castrated? T_T

I don't know why that made me laugh -- it just did.


You flirt with him when you first meet him, thinking all will be fine. Then, it skips a year later and you find out he got married and has a kid on the way. Then he betrays you and sides with the head of a carta and you have to kill him (he gets better, though).

Heh.

There are pre-existing social stigmas for a dwarf romancing outside of the race. I remember we'd used to debate all the time that if we brought any of the DAO love interests back to Orzammar at the end of the game, whether they'd be accepted as our lovers despite our new paragon status. A few dwarves would gasp at the sight of an elf in their city. And I recall a DG post where an union that resulted in a half-dwarf child would be so scandalous that the family would leave for the surface. Mixing with other races was basically frowned upon.  I know Varric is a surface dwarf, but it sounds like the social structure still works the same way and that could possibly be one of the explanations for the friends only route.

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Wishpig wrote...
As for serious discussion...
Varric is in charge of a "spy network" to "deal" with troubles. This makes me wonder, do we know if Varric is a good guy. That sounds pretty shady to me. By "deal" are we talking whacking any trouble makers. Dwarf politics is a very bloody business afterall.


He has gangster connections without a doubt. I don't think he usually deals with it personally though.

Xewaka wrote...

The real question is, how much does he like it? Does he do it out of family duty and regret it? Or does he revel in his shadyness?
We already know Varric is kind of a scoundrel. I'd expect him not to be amoral, but jaded by pragmatism. He, after all, has shown himself quite savvy.


I think he quite enjoys it.

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We all know who really is hitting that, Anders is on the side. I wanted to see Varric. Hes the defenition of a man!!!

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Hmmm...not unexpected, but I'm disappointed. It will still be fun to hang with Varric though. I'm curious about Anders, but my heart will always belong to the dwarf. So David, where do you want us to send the tears?

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Calla S wrote...

Whatever. I tire of this nonsense. I was hoping that they'd give me the one romance I was really interested in, but noooo. Calla never gets what she wants because she's a bloody weirdo who ~isn't into the mainstream.~


Don't assume it's merely because he's a dwarf that he's not a LI.

Varric's the narriator. He has not only a unique role in the DA2 cast... but also a unique role in a bioware game, as never before has a companion played such a role.

They're already doing allot with his character, maybe they didn't want to make him an LI because his writers already have enough on their plate making him the narriator.

Think off all the diffrent paths his narriation will already need to encompass... and to add an LI angle ontop of it all? Thats tough.

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Calla S wrote...
Whatever. I tire of this nonsense. I was hoping that they'd give me the one romance I was really interested in, but noooo. Calla never gets what she wants because she's a bloody weirdo who ~isn't into the mainstream.~

You got Justice. Sort of. I got zilch. First Aveline, now this.