Small animals?Anarya wrote...
Well then you better sacrifice small animals to the Bioware team for a Varric romance.
*looks at black altar with the blood of 3 humans, 3 elves, and 3 Qunari,...and a giraffe all over it.
Small animals?Anarya wrote...
Well then you better sacrifice small animals to the Bioware team for a Varric romance.
Dave of Canada wrote...
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.
Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*
The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".
Dave of Canada wrote...
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.
Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*
The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".
Mel213 wrote...
I would have said banana, but.. you know.
Mel213 wrote...
I would have said banana, but.. you know.
Don't worry. I still love you.Dave of Canada wrote...
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.
Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*
The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Mel213 wrote...
I would have said banana, but.. you know.
*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*
Maybe they should let him off the leesh?Mel213 wrote...
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Mel213 wrote...
I would have said banana, but.. you know.
*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*
Oh shush!
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Any new Aimo comics come out recently?
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Maybe they should let him off the leesh?Mel213 wrote...
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Mel213 wrote...
I would have said banana, but.. you know.
*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*
Oh shush!
It's Bon Jovi, I believe.Anarya wrote...
Those are some interesting pants. Who or what is that a pic of?Calla S wrote...
It's the best I could do on short notice.
DrunkDeadman wrote...
The hardiest of the Bioware's fans watched across the screen
And grew jealous of Varric's chest hair
They could not feel, could not touch.
In blackest envy were the demons born.
-The Book of the Glorious Chest Hair 2:1
*thinks*Calla S wrote...
It's Bon Jovi, I believe.Anarya wrote...
Those are some interesting pants. Who or what is that a pic of?Calla S wrote...
It's the best I could do on short notice.

yukidama wrote...
*bakes Dave a cake frosted with Nutella curlicues* It's a Nutella Chest Hair cake! Where Varric and Hawke meet on baked goods
Dave of Canada wrote...
yukidama wrote...
*bakes Dave a cake frosted with Nutella curlicues* It's a Nutella Chest Hair cake! Where Varric and Hawke meet on baked goods
DrunkDeadman wrote...
I'm just curious, who else on these forums saves every photoshopped Varric picture/gif? You know, just for the emergency reasons.
Anarya wrote...
Why does his head fit so well on so many different things? It must be the expression.
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.
Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*
The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".
Umm... How's that make you sexist?
Bryy_Miller wrote...
LINK TO THIS TOMFOOLERY.