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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**


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Grand Admiral Cheesecake

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Anarya wrote...

Well then you better sacrifice small animals to the Bioware team for a Varric romance.

Small animals?
*looks at black altar with the blood of 3 humans, 3 elves, and 3 Qunari,...and a giraffe all over it.

#1402
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Dave of Canada wrote...

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.


Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*


The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".


Umm... How's that make you sexist?

#1403
mordy_was_here

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.


Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*


The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".


Now that's sound logic. Best just to walk away from posts like that, lest your eye start twitching uncontrollably.

*Hands Dave a nutella-covered cookie*

I would have said banana, but.. you know. Posted Image

#1404
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Mel213 wrote...

I would have said banana, but.. you know. Posted Image


I don't like bananas anyway,

*gobbles the cookie*

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Mel213 wrote...

I would have said banana, but.. you know. Posted Image


*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*

#1406
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.


Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*


The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".

Don't worry. I still love you.

#1407
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*bakes Dave a cake frosted with Nutella curlicues* It's a Nutella Chest Hair cake! Where Varric and Hawke meet on baked goods :D

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake

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Any new Aimo comics come out recently?

#1409
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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Mel213 wrote...

I would have said banana, but.. you know. Posted Image


*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*


Oh shush! Posted Image

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Mel213 wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Mel213 wrote...

I would have said banana, but.. you know. Posted Image


*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*


Oh shush! Posted Image

Maybe they should let him off the leesh?

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Any new Aimo comics come out recently?


Check the OP, methinks it's there.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Mel213 wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Mel213 wrote...

I would have said banana, but.. you know. Posted Image


*starts shaking uncontrollably under his fading restraint*


Oh shush! Posted Image

Maybe they should let him off the leesh?


heh Posted Image

#1413
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It's the best I could do on short notice.

Those are some interesting pants. Who or what is that a pic of?

It's Bon Jovi, I believe.

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DrunkDeadman wrote...

The hardiest of the Bioware's fans watched across the screen
And grew jealous of Varric's chest hair
They could not feel, could not touch.
In blackest envy were the demons born.
-The Book of the Glorious Chest Hair 2:1


This shall be recorded in the Varric hideout! Somebody do it. I was suppose to log off an hour ago.

#1415
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Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...
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It's the best I could do on short notice.

Those are some interesting pants. Who or what is that a pic of?

It's Bon Jovi, I believe.

*thinks*
I know I've seen this somewhere I just can't remember where.

#1416
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Posted Image

:D

#1417
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yukidama wrote...

*bakes Dave a cake frosted with Nutella curlicues* It's a Nutella Chest Hair cake! Where Varric and Hawke meet on baked goods :D


Posted Image

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There has to be a point in the game where he actually dances like that.

#1419
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Dave of Canada wrote...

yukidama wrote...

*bakes Dave a cake frosted with Nutella curlicues* It's a Nutella Chest Hair cake! Where Varric and Hawke meet on baked goods :D


Posted Image


My God...it's full of stars! :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

#1420
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I'm just curious, who else on these forums saves every photoshopped Varric picture/gif? You know, just for the emergency reasons.

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DrunkDeadman wrote...

I'm just curious, who else on these forums saves every photoshopped Varric picture/gif? You know, just for the emergency reasons.


Most of the gifs are mine so they are in my folder. :P

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Why does his head fit so well on so many different things? It must be the expression.

#1423
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Anarya wrote...

Why does his head fit so well on so many different things? It must be the expression.


Honestly, the grin works for too many things.

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sup guys, apparently I'm sexist now so I guess Varric is my only hope for romance.


Please explain.
*grabs therapist pen and paper*


The "Priestly" thread. I was saying that the ponytail was a woman on the stream, due to me calling her a woman though I'm sexist because she's "a woman".


Umm... How's that make you sexist?


LINK TO THIS TOMFOOLERY.

#1425
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Bryy_Miller wrote...

LINK TO THIS TOMFOOLERY.


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