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[mellifera]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

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All I can say is LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :innocent:

[Bryy_Miller]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

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NO.

[Dhiro]

*give a coke to Dave* What? When I cook the things start to explode.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

Soooo... I just started a new playthrough, one that I intend to finish with the Ultimate Sacriface. So I thought of
 choosing a dwarf..., character that I hadn´t played yet, beyond Ostagar at least.
I know nobody cares    but this is my take on Varric:





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Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 22 août 2010 - 06:47 .

[Dave of Canada]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

Soooo... I just started a new playthrough, one that I intend to finish with the Ultimate Sacriface. So I thought of
 choosing a dwarf..., character that I hadn´t played yet, beyond Ostagar at least.
I know nobody cares    but this is my take on Varric:





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Looks.. like him, actually.

[Bryy_Miller]

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

yeah, lol

[Dave of Canada]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...
Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

Cassandra: Aren't you a little short to be the Champion of Kirkwall?

[kraidy1117]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

That would be epic.

[mellifera]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

*gasp* I am making the same face as your avatar right now.

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Cassandra: Aren't you a little short to be the Champion of Kirkwall?

So you're telling me that generic enemy archer won't be able to hit Varric and co. at point blank range in a narrow hallway?

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 22 août 2010 - 06:56 .

[Bryy_Miller]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

Well, that's good, too. But I was more thinking of his son. You see, Varric got around. Because he is Varric. Why do you think there is an army of Morrigans?

[Dave of Canada]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

Well, that's good, too. But I was more thinking of his son. You see, Varric got around. Because he is Varric. Why do you think there is an army of Morrigans?

Flemeth is a thousand times worse than Octomom? Would explain the need to body switch.

[Aristorum]

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...
Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

Cassandra: Aren't you a little short to be the Champion of Kirkwall?

Varric: Aren't you a little butch for all that make-up?

[Bryy_Miller]

Aristorum wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...
Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

Cassandra: Aren't you a little short to be the Champion of Kirkwall?

Varric: Aren't you a little butch for all that make-up?

CASSANDRA: BULLSHEET.

[GameBoyish]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone should make Varric's face on their Hawke. It totally would add an entirely new subtext to Varric telling the story.

Cassandra: So.. where's Hawke now?
Varric: You're looking at 'im.
Cassandra: What?!
Varric: You never asked for my last name.

Well, that's good, too. But I was more thinking of his son. You see, Varric got around. Because he is Varric. Why do you think there is an army of Morrigans?

You do know that generally, dwarves have trouble reproducing, right?

But if Varric is that awesome, then...kay nvm

[Dave of Canada]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

You do know that generally, dwarves have trouble reproducing, right?

But if Varric is that awesome, then...kay nvm

But Varric isn't the usual dwarf, you're questioning how virile the man is? 

Although this does bring up interesting complications. Dwarves have trouble impregnating others and Grey Wardens also reduce the chance, while cross-species babies are even rarer. Does this mean my male dwarf who got Morrigan pregnant is the most potent man on Thedas?

[Sternchen]

Dave of Canada wrote...


Although this does bring up interesting complications. Dwarves have trouble impregnating others and Grey Wardens also reduce the chance, while cross-species babies are even rarer. Does this mean my male dwarf who got Morrigan pregnant is the most potent man on Thedas?

Let´s look to the baby, then we can say it...:-))

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

You do know that generally, dwarves have trouble reproducing, right?

But if Varric is that awesome, then...kay nvm

But Varric isn't the usual dwarf, you're questioning how virile the man is? 

Although this does bring up interesting complications. Dwarves have trouble impregnating others and Grey Wardens also reduce the chance, while cross-species babies are even rarer. Does this mean my male dwarf who got Morrigan pregnant is the most potent man on Thedas?

Morrigan used *ahem* special herbs..?

Besides, she had a magic ritual for it... But if you didn't go through the ritual... Oh wow:blink:

She's a got a child shorter than most human kids I believe.

I think Varric has more sperm than most dwarves or something because he's a surfacer and is just AWESOME.

Why am I talking about sperm?!

[Dave of Canada]

Sternchen wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...


Although this does bring up interesting complications. Dwarves have trouble impregnating others and Grey Wardens also reduce the chance, while cross-species babies are even rarer. Does this mean my male dwarf who got Morrigan pregnant is the most potent man on Thedas?

Let´s look to the baby, then we can say it...:-))

Are you suggesting she's cheating on me? *cries*

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sternchen wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...


Although this does bring up interesting complications. Dwarves have trouble impregnating others and Grey Wardens also reduce the chance, while cross-species babies are even rarer. Does this mean my male dwarf who got Morrigan pregnant is the most potent man on Thedas?

Let´s look to the baby, then we can say it...:-))

Are you suggesting she's cheating on me? *cries*

I trust she'll give birth to a short burly warrior. (Who may or may not have the soul of an old god)

[Dave of Canada]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

I trust she'll give birth to a short burly warrior. (Who may or may not have the soul of an old god)

Varric!

Edit: Although seriously, I'd like to see if they do a half-dwarf model for the baby should the baby appear.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 22 août 2010 - 09:21 .

[Sternchen]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Sternchen wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...


Although this does bring up interesting complications. Dwarves have trouble impregnating others and Grey Wardens also reduce the chance, while cross-species babies are even rarer. Does this mean my male dwarf who got Morrigan pregnant is the most potent man on Thedas?

Let´s look to the baby, then we can say it...:-))

Are you suggesting she's cheating on me? *cries*

Don´t crying.. But if yours baby looks like the AD, i don´t know, if you are proud about it...

[Enshaid]

Wow... I just found this file on my computer... I must have drawn this at some point (was probably drunk)...
Welll.... Here you go..