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#1451
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Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Wow... I just found this file on my computer... I must have drawn this at some point (was probably drunk)Posted Image...
Welll.... Here you go..


His.. umm.. sword seems to be touching the ground.

#1452
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Dave of Canada wrote...
His.. umm.. sword seems to be touching the ground.


Yeah that's not metaphorical at all. Posted Image

#1453
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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
His.. umm.. sword seems to be touching the ground.


Yeah that's not metaphorical at all. Posted Image


Whoever pulls out the sword from the stone shall be king?

#1454
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
His.. umm.. sword seems to be touching the ground.


Yeah that's not metaphorical at all. Posted Image


Whoever pulls out the sword from the stone shall be king?


Yes.. Yes that's what I meant. >.>

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Yes.. Yes that's what I meant. >.>


Point and I'll pull.

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...

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Wow... I just found this file on my computer... I must have drawn this at some point (was probably drunk)Posted Image...
Welll.... Here you go..


:blink:HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!:blink:

That is amazing! No drunk person could achieve such a feat!:o

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

I trust she'll give birth to a short burly warrior.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/smile.png[/smilie] (Who may or may not have the soul of an old god)


Varric!

Edit: Although seriously, I'd like to see if they do a half-dwarf model for the baby should the baby appear.


Since half-dwarves are rare, you might get a short human or something XP

I am imagining a Zevran/Dwarf baby (they never told us what you will get with that combination...)

And then there's Varric/Hawke.... Interesting...

It seems that anything non-human is recessive... Elf+Human=Human

Kinda like Ginger+Brunette=Brunette (unless the brunette has ginger genes...)

SPOILER AHEAD:
Which makes me think, since Alistair is believed to carry some elf genes (if you've read the books; but this is considered WMG), if he gets together with an elf and successfully gets a baby, would the baby be 3/4 elf? Half elf? Elf?

ON-TOPIC!:
I wanna have a half-dwarf baby with Varric!!!!!!!!!!

#1457
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TriviaAeducan wrote...
SPOILER AHEAD:
Which makes me think, since Alistair is believed to carry some elf genes (if you've read the books; but this is considered WMG), if he gets together with an elf and successfully gets a baby, would the baby be 3/4 elf? Half elf? Elf?


I firmly believe that Alistair's heritage is what was said in the game and not in the novel and that the novel is simply another child (why tell Goldanna she has a brother if it's a lie? They could've just told her that the mother died and the end)

The baby would always be human, regardless of how much "elf" was in the human parent. It's essentially a full take over in the gene department.

#1458
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Basically, you're saying Human gene cancels out Elf gene. Mmmkay.



Anyways, I would love to argue over Alistair's ancestry but...



Back to Varric.



Damnit, I wonder how he would react to actually having a child!

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Damnit, I wonder how he would react to actually having a child!


Varric: Hey Cassandra, I know you're on an important mission and stuff but..
Cassandra: Yes, dwarf?
Varric: Well.. you want Hawke, right?
Cassandra: Yes?
Varric: How about the next best thing?
[Varric brings out the child]
Varric: Five sovereigns!

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TriviaAeducan wrote...
Back to Varric.

Damnit, I wonder how he would react to actually having a child!


He probably wouldn't be too surprised. The man looks like he gets around.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Damnit, I wonder how he would react to actually having a child!


Varric: Hey Cassandra, I know you're on an important mission and stuff but..
Cassandra: Yes, dwarf?
Varric: Well.. you want Hawke, right?
Cassandra: Yes?
Varric: How about the next best thing?
[Varric brings out the child]
Varric: Five sovereigns!


I... can imagine him doing that.:( Then Hawke bursting in!:D:whistle:

Freek on a Leesh wrote...
He probably wouldn't be too surprised. The man looks like he gets around.


First successful insemination? Or... oh nevermind.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

I... can imagine him doing that.:( Then Hawke bursting in!:D:whistle:


Varric: It's not what you think, I'm only renting the little bugger!

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Just dropping this off here. I'm not quite done with the base sketch and will be coloring it/shading it tomorrow, since it's 5AM, buuut... :whistle:

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Calla S wrote...

Just dropping this off here. I'm not quite done with the base sketch and will be coloring it/shading it tomorrow, since it's 5AM, buuut... :whistle:

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:cue elven tent-time soundtrack::devil:

EDIT: Varric's face is so gorgeous here!

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 22 août 2010 - 10:00 .


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It's cold and they're cuddling for warmth? Posted Image

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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

I... can imagine him doing that.:( Then Hawke bursting in!:D:whistle:


Varric: It's not what you think, I'm only renting the little bugger!


Mary must take note :D

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Freek on a Leesh wrote...
It's cold and they're cuddling for warmth? Posted Image

You know...

*makes a note to add a fur blanket*

Glad you guys like it so far. :3

Modifié par Calla S, 22 août 2010 - 10:02 .


#1468
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Freek on a Leesh wrote...
It's cold and they're cuddling for warmth? Posted Image

You know...

*makes a note to add a fur blanket*


They shaved his chest and made a blanket out of it?

#1469
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...
It's cold and they're cuddling for warmth? Posted Image

You know...

*makes a note to add a fur blanket*


They shaved his chest and made a blanket out of it?


I want that blanket, and I don't fell my sexuality threatened at all in saying that. I WANT that blanket.

#1470
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I want a Varric blanket and pillow. Devs better make Collector's edition stuff outta these! 10X better than Ponytail's lock of hair (that would be creepy)

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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...
SPOILER AHEAD:
Which makes me think, since Alistair is believed to carry some elf genes (if you've read the books; but this is considered WMG), if he gets together with an elf and successfully gets a baby, would the baby be 3/4 elf? Half elf? Elf?


I firmly believe that Alistair's heritage is what was said in the game and not in the novel and that the novel is simply another child (why tell Goldanna she has a brother if it's a lie? They could've just told her that the mother died and the end)

The baby would always be human, regardless of how much "elf" was in the human parent. It's essentially a full take over in the gene department.


Argh i sooo hate this debate! I wish they would just make a DLC about his heritage....I loved Alistair, i loved the books and i would really want to know the truth.



[spoiler!]
I think that Alistair is Fiona's son just because Marric didn't seem the "player" type...and i don't see him sleeping with a servant. But this is not on topic ^^""

Modifié par ankuu, 22 août 2010 - 10:53 .


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I can't believe Chris locked the Ponytail thread.
My heart is now shattered.

Modifié par Rapidiul, 22 août 2010 - 10:58 .


#1473
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So I decided to be a trooper and finished up the picture! I wish I didn't suck so horribly at backgrounds, else this one would have one. But still, I'm rather proud of it!

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#1474
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Rapidiul wrote...

I can't believe Chris locked the Ponytail thread.
My heart is now shattered.

the ponytails locked?? why???

#1475
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Not DA2 related.

It WAS DA2 related.