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Russalka

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Do narrators die?


Varric: ... and then we climbed out of the Deep Roads, I told Hawke to head off and warn Kirkwall and I stayed behind.
Cassandra: What happened next?
Varric: I died.

Cassandra: Wat.


There are posthumous albums and books and stuff, but that is just too much.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Do narrators die?


Varric: ... and then we climbed out of the Deep Roads, I told Hawke to head off and warn Kirkwall and I stayed behind.
Cassandra: What happened next?
Varric: I died.

Cassandra: Wat.


LOL That's properly mental.

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Oh I think EJO could be quite suave if he wanted to be. We're just used to seeing him as a Commander Adama (at least recently).

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I have mixed feelings about the trailer, I'm really excited but I also have this growing fear that I won't like Varrics voice (I expect I get to hear it). The thought is just horrible!  Dx
Anyone who knows if Varric is THE or just one of several narrators?

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Several I think, though he might be the main one, but that's purely my opinion

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dirtsa90 wrote...

I have mixed feelings about the trailer, I'm really excited but I also have this growing fear that I won't like Varrics voice (I expect I get to hear it). The thought is just horrible!  Dx
Anyone who knows if Varric is THE or just one of several narrators?


Signs point to "one of several". The devs keep citing "The Usual Suspects" as inspiration.

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Anarya wrote...

Signs point to "one of several". The devs keep citing "The Usual Suspects" as inspiration.


Listing all the narrators:
Varric.
Varric with elf ears.
Varric with platform shoes.
Varric with a beard.
Varric without chest hair. (Extremely unreliable)
Varric dressed up as Hawke.

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Varric killed the old BioWare.

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He then did a spicy shimmy on its corpse.

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Varric killed the old BioWare.


Impossible. Varric is a pacifist, he only aborbs the people who challenge his rule.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Do narrators die?


Varric: ... and then we climbed out of the Deep Roads, I told Hawke to head off and warn Kirkwall and I stayed behind.
Cassandra: What happened next?
Varric: I died.

Cassandra: Wat.

Varric: I died a little inside. I mean, this ungrateful bastard didn't even thank me. And then I felt bad and got drunk - I always have some booze with me just for such occasions. Speaking of which my goblet is empty, my tongue is dry and I'm tired of talking. Some refreshment is required, hussy.

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Bobad wrote...

Several I think, though he might be the main one, but that's purely my opinion


If he wasn't the main one before the devs are in the process of re-writing his role in the narration so that he is the main one. Varric will not be denied. The only reason there even are other narrators is probably due to Varric's needs (wine, wenches and waffles)..

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Varric killed the old BioWare.


Impossible. Varric is a pacifist, he only aborbs the people who challenge his rule.


Where is a hairbender when you need one? 
Like in Avatar. No, not Cameron's crap.

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Waffles?

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

If he wasn't the main one before the devs are in the process of re-writing his role in the narration so that he is the main one. Varric will not be denied. The only reason there even are other narrators is probably due to Varric's needs (wine, wenches and waffles)..


I think it would be interesting to compare the story with Varric's tale, though. Like Cassandra fully believes that Female Hawke has huge breasts, is a super model and is romancing Varric and then talks with another person and the guy goes "Hell no. Hawke is just a regular person and she dumped the dwarf". Afterwards when we return to Varric with the truth and Cassandra confronts him about it, he goes "and then she mutated into a broodmother that didn't love dwarves!"

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Russalka wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Varric killed the old BioWare.


Impossible. Varric is a pacifist, he only aborbs the people who challenge his rule.


Where is a hairbender when you need one? 
Like in Avatar. No, not Cameron's crap.


Oh god The Last Hairbender. I can't believe I didn't think of that before. *facepalm*

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

If he wasn't the main one before the devs are in the process of re-writing his role in the narration so that he is the main one. Varric will not be denied. The only reason there even are other narrators is probably due to Varric's needs (wine, wenches and waffles)..


I think it would be interesting to compare the story with Varric's tale, though. Like Cassandra fully believes that Female Hawke has huge breasts, is a super model and is romancing Varric and then talks with another person and the guy goes "Hell no. Hawke is just a regular person and she dumped the dwarf". Afterwards when we return to Varric with the truth and Cassandra confronts him about it, he goes "and then she mutated into a broodmother that didn't love dwarves!"


This would be hilarious especially if the next person she hunts down has a personality like, say, Sten's. I wouldn't be able to play the game for laughing.

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Anarya wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Varric killed the old BioWare.


Impossible. Varric is a pacifist, he only aborbs the people who challenge his rule.


Where is a hairbender when you need one? 
Like in Avatar. No, not Cameron's crap.


Oh god The Last Hairbender. I can't believe I didn't think of that before. *facepalm*

Quick! Photoshop away!

Modifié par DrunkDeadman, 16 août 2010 - 10:33 .


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What have I done?

*shivers in a corner*

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Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

If he wasn't the main one before the devs are in the process of re-writing his role in the narration so that he is the main one. Varric will not be denied. The only reason there even are other narrators is probably due to Varric's needs (wine, wenches and waffles)..


I think it would be interesting to compare the story with Varric's tale, though. Like Cassandra fully believes that Female Hawke has huge breasts, is a super model and is romancing Varric and then talks with another person and the guy goes "Hell no. Hawke is just a regular person and she dumped the dwarf". Afterwards when we return to Varric with the truth and Cassandra confronts him about it, he goes "and then she mutated into a broodmother that didn't love dwarves!"


This would be hilarious especially if the next person she hunts down has a personality like, say, Sten's. I wouldn't be able to play the game for laughing.


I'm actually down with the idea of volleying narrators.  Different people for different kinds of situations you choose - you get out of politic choices and Varric has to send Cassandra to someone who survived the battles with you, etc.

So the conference is at 7am pst.... hmm, backwards count to... 4am.  Gah, if Varric is in the conference and trailer though, I'll do it! :pinched:

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Meyne wrote...

I'm actually down with the idea of volleying narrators.  Different people for different kinds of situations you choose - you get out of politic choices and Varric has to send Cassandra to someone who survived the battles with you, etc.


.. and one of them is a horrible storyteller.

Cassandra: Varric knew Hawke until he decided to leave after she dumped him, sometime around 6 years ago. He says you continued to travel with him. What happened?
Male Qunari: Many things.
Cassandra: I need details.
Male Qunari: We killed darkspawn.
Cassandra: Why? Where? Who? When?
Male Qunari: In the past.
[Cassandra rips her hair out]

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Meyne wrote...

I'm actually down with the idea of volleying narrators.  Different people for different kinds of situations you choose - you get out of politic choices and Varric has to send Cassandra to someone who survived the battles with you, etc.


.. and one of them is a horrible storyteller.

Cassandra: Varric knew Hawke until he decided to leave after she dumped him, sometime around 6 years ago. He says you continued to travel with him. What happened?
Male Qunari: Many things.
Cassandra: I need details.
Male Qunari: We killed darkspawn.
Cassandra: Why? Where? Who? When?
Male Qunari: In the past.
[Cassandra rips her hair out]


Oh hey, looks like my uncle Greg is in this game.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

Waffles?


What? Waffles are awesome. :whistle:

Maybe it's just the personality we are creating for him here on the forums, but I can completely imagine Varric embellishing the story in some fashion, perhaps not in an immediately obvious way,  and then getting called on it by Cassandra after she checks with someone else. Hilarity ensues.:happy:

Edit: Dave: Haha I love it! Make it a female Qunari and it's even better though. ;)

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 16 août 2010 - 10:49 .


#149
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If Varric eats waffles, they have to be blueberry waffles; warm, buttery blueberry waffles.

#150
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Didnt we already have a thread about this?

Why wont this god damn chest hair die!