Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#1526
Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:54
#1527
Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:55
thegreateski wrote...
Curse you Dave. Now I'm feeling all nostalgic.
*Runs off to play Command & Conquer*
That's what I'm here for.
#1528
Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:58
This. For the love of all that is holy, THIS.Apollo Starflare wrote...
I really want to see Varric do that dance in game now... It's kind of beautiful.
I would settle for the cabbage patch.
#1529
Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:59
#1530
Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:59
YES.
Sure.
#1531
Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:07
#1532
Posté 23 août 2010 - 01:13

My "superb" paint skillz cannot apply chest hairs T_T
#1533
Posté 23 août 2010 - 01:44
TriviaAeducan wrote...
Ack. Boredom.
My "superb" paint skillz cannot apply chest hairs T_T
Wow, when he looks soo....
#1534
Posté 23 août 2010 - 04:57
#1535
Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:30
#1536
Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:31
Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.
I don't know, I believe the lack of Mary Kirby or material involving Varric has left the thread dry. I believe we've drained the concept art picture dry.
#1537
Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:31
I dunno, but it makes me sad. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin'.Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.
#1538
Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:34
#1539
Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:35
Calla S wrote...
I dunno, but it makes me sad. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin'.Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.
Indeed. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin' because otherwise, the whole of Thedas gets sucked into the Black City. Where we all become darkspawn. *shudder.* And have you -seen- their health plans? Their dental insurance is crap, and life insurance is non-existant!
It's a travesty, I say. A travesty!
#1540
Posté 23 août 2010 - 10:40
*finishes dragging a prisoner to the deep roads*Krytheos wrote...
Calla S wrote...
I dunno, but it makes me sad. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin'.Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.
Indeed. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin' because otherwise, the whole of Thedas gets sucked into the Black City. Where we all become darkspawn. *shudder.* And have you -seen- their health plans? Their dental insurance is crap, and life insurance is non-existant!
It's a travesty, I say. A travesty!
We do too have dental!
*eats a prisoner*
So there!
#1541
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:09
#1542
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:11
@Santiri_azz: Nope just the concept art and that one screenshot that wasn't even officially released. People have seen some of the scene where Cassandra berates him however and I think the general opinion was that he looks better in action.
Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 23 août 2010 - 11:17 .
#1543
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:33
Argh, I need to see this. Neeeed to seeee this. All it took was the mention of a coy smile to get my attention, but gah, I want to see him in action. Or at least not making a funny face.Apollo Starflare wrote...
@Santiri_azz: Nope just the concept art and that one screenshot that wasn't even officially released. People have seen some of the scene where Cassandra berates him however and I think the general opinion was that he looks better in action.
#1544
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:35
Apollo Starflare wrote...
To be fair it's not as if Ferelden's dental hygiene was much better than the Darkspawn. That said the Darkspawn do seem to have a disturbing lack of chest hair. Or hair of any kind in fact. This is reason enough to warrant their destruction in my eyes.
Elves lack beards, they should also be destroyed.
#1545
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:36
Calla S wrote...
Argh, I need to see this. Neeeed to seeee this. All it took was the mention of a coy smile to get my attention, but gah, I want to see him in action. Or at least not making a funny face.Apollo Starflare wrote...
@Santiri_azz: Nope just the concept art and that one screenshot that wasn't even officially released. People have seen some of the scene where Cassandra berates him however and I think the general opinion was that he looks better in action.
Cassandra looks pissed.
#1546
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:38
It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.
#1547
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:39
Calla S wrote...
It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.
Yeah but from what I saw of the scene, it looked like she was going to eat his face off.
#1548
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:43
Dave of Canada wrote...
Apollo Starflare wrote...
To be fair it's not as if Ferelden's dental hygiene was much better than the Darkspawn. That said the Darkspawn do seem to have a disturbing lack of chest hair. Or hair of any kind in fact. This is reason enough to warrant their destruction in my eyes.
Elves lack beards, they should also be destroyed.
We can get Varric to run it past the Chantry while he's there, it's as good a reason for an Exalted March as any I can think of!
Dave of Canada wrote...
Calla S wrote...
It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.
Yeah but from what I saw of the scene, it looked like she was going to eat his face off.
That could have very different implications actually.
Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 23 août 2010 - 11:44 .
#1549
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:44
Sorry, Cass. Lady Hawke's job.Dave of Canada wrote...
Yeah but from what I saw of the scene, it looked like she was going to eat his face off.Calla S wrote...
It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.
#1550
Posté 23 août 2010 - 11:48
NOT. ENOUGH. CHEST HAIR!Sternchen wrote...
TriviaAeducan wrote...
Ack. Boredom.
My "superb" paint skillz cannot apply chest hairs T_T
Wow, when he looks soo....




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