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#1526
Apollo Starflare

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I really want to see Varric do that dance in game now... It's kind of beautiful.

#1527
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thegreateski wrote...

Curse you Dave. Now I'm feeling all nostalgic.

*Runs off to play Command & Conquer*


That's what I'm here for.

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Calla S

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Apollo Starflare wrote...
I really want to see Varric do that dance in game now... It's kind of beautiful.

This. For the love of all that is holy, THIS.

I would settle for the cabbage patch.

#1529
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I wanna add that gif to the OP... What do u think?

#1530
Dave of Canada

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NO.

YES.



Sure.

#1531
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My main worry is cluttering page 1... What does everyone else think??

#1532
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Ack. Boredom.
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My "superb" paint skillz cannot apply chest hairs T_T

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Ack. Boredom.
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My "superb" paint skillz cannot apply chest hairs T_T


Wow, when he looks soo....Posted Image

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Overpumped is boring.

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Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.

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Dave of Canada

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Russalka wrote...

Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.


I don't know, I believe the lack of Mary Kirby or material involving Varric has left the thread dry. I believe we've drained the concept art picture dry.

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Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.

I dunno, but it makes me sad. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin'.

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We know nothing of Varric save that he has chest hair. You can only have discussions of this for so long...

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Calla S wrote...

Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.

I dunno, but it makes me sad. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin'.


Indeed. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin' because otherwise, the whole of Thedas gets sucked into the Black City. Where we all become darkspawn. *shudder.* And have you -seen- their health plans? Their dental insurance is crap, and life insurance is non-existant!

It's a travesty, I say. A travesty!

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Krytheos wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Russalka wrote...
Why is this inactive? I command this thread back onto the first page, my clerical powers allow me to.

I dunno, but it makes me sad. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin'.


Indeed. Varric needs his daily allowance of lovin' because otherwise, the whole of Thedas gets sucked into the Black City. Where we all become darkspawn. *shudder.* And have you -seen- their health plans? Their dental insurance is crap, and life insurance is non-existant!

It's a travesty, I say. A travesty!

*finishes dragging a prisoner to the deep roads*
We do too have dental!
*eats a prisoner*
So there!

#1541
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are there no other ingame varric pictures aside from the demented one? does he look different while not making weird faces?

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To be fair it's not as if Ferelden's dental hygiene was much better than the Darkspawn. That said the Darkspawn do seem to have a disturbing lack of chest hair. Or hair of any kind in fact. This is reason enough to warrant their destruction in my eyes.

@Santiri_azz: Nope just the concept art and that one screenshot that wasn't even officially released. People have seen some of the scene where Cassandra berates him however and I think the general opinion was that he looks better in action.

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 23 août 2010 - 11:17 .


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Apollo Starflare wrote...
@Santiri_azz: Nope just the concept art and that one screenshot that wasn't even officially released. People have seen some of the scene where Cassandra berates him however and I think the general opinion was that he looks better in action.

Argh, I need to see this. Neeeed to seeee this. All it took was the mention of a coy smile to get my attention, but gah, I want to see him in action. Or at least not making a funny face.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

To be fair it's not as if Ferelden's dental hygiene was much better than the Darkspawn. That said the Darkspawn do seem to have a disturbing lack of chest hair. Or hair of any kind in fact. This is reason enough to warrant their destruction in my eyes.


Elves lack beards, they should also be destroyed.

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Calla S wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...
@Santiri_azz: Nope just the concept art and that one screenshot that wasn't even officially released. People have seen some of the scene where Cassandra berates him however and I think the general opinion was that he looks better in action.

Argh, I need to see this. Neeeed to seeee this. All it took was the mention of a coy smile to get my attention, but gah, I want to see him in action. Or at least not making a funny face.


Cassandra looks pissed.

#1546
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Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.

It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.

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Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.

It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.


Yeah but from what I saw of the scene, it looked like she was going to eat his face off.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

To be fair it's not as if Ferelden's dental hygiene was much better than the Darkspawn. That said the Darkspawn do seem to have a disturbing lack of chest hair. Or hair of any kind in fact. This is reason enough to warrant their destruction in my eyes.


Elves lack beards, they should also be destroyed.


We can get Varric to run it past the Chantry while he's there, it's as good a reason for an Exalted March as any I can think of!

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.

It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.


Yeah but from what I saw of the scene, it looked like she was going to eat his face off.


That could have very different implications actually.

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 23 août 2010 - 11:44 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Cassandra looks pissed.

It's Cassandra. And she's talking to Varric. Of course she looks pissed, hahah.

Yeah but from what I saw of the scene, it looked like she was going to eat his face off.

Sorry, Cass. Lady Hawke's job.

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Ack. Boredom.
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NOT. ENOUGH. CHEST HAIR!