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#1676
Sable Rhapsody

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Russalka wrote...

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Russalka wrote...

I didn't even notice your posts. That avatar looks like camouflage.


Essentially does, I feel like a different person with this avatar on. I'm waiting for my "custom" avatar to upload but it doesn't seem to be doing so with the character creator.


I will cast Miracle in Varric's name.
The old cabbage should grant it. With these weird downtimes, I never know when to pray for my spells.


Pshaw, dream bigger :lol:  Praying to Varric while supplying him with women and wine grants a Wish spell.  An UNLIMITED Wish spell.  

...the chest hair possibilities are endless.

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Watch this, I can imagine Varric going on a similar adventure in a DLC.

#1678
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Watch this, I can imagine Varric going on a similar adventure in a DLC.


Aw man that show was funny. Too bad people got all offended. :(

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Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Watch this, I can imagine Varric going on a similar adventure in a DLC.


Aw man that show was funny. Too bad people got all offended. :(


I miss it a lot, I still watch it from time to time on the interweb for laughs.

MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER

MAKEOVER

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Watch this, I can imagine Varric going on a similar adventure in a DLC.


Aw man that show was funny. Too bad people got all offended. :(


I miss it a lot, I still watch it from time to time on the interweb for laughs.

MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER

MAKEOVER


The BF likes to do a JFK-from-Clone-High voice when he plays TF2 or Modern Warfare online. It's pretty ridiculous. HE is pretty ridiculous.

Modifié par Anarya, 26 août 2010 - 07:40 .


#1681
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Watch this, I can imagine Varric going on a similar adventure in a DLC.


The Merchant King: Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Lyrium
Starring:
Varric - as himself
Lyrium - as Lyrium Dust
Clint Eastwood - The mysterious stranger
Women - as women
Cassandra - as a bunny rabbit.

#1682
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Arrtis wrote...

YOu know nothing of his personality yet!
I remember the video of ohgren and how so many people thought he would be some honorable drunk trying to save orzammar....turns out to be very different...


Don't get me wrong I love Oghren, my fav char...

But people were not saying that. People were very negitive about him from the outset, claiming he would be a drunking cliche' dwarf comic relief. Although I love him, I can't say they were wrong.

#1683
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Wishpig wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

YOu know nothing of his personality yet!
I remember the video of ohgren and how so many people thought he would be some honorable drunk trying to save orzammar....turns out to be very different...


Don't get me wrong I love Oghren, my fav char...

But people were not saying that. People were very negitive about him from the outset, claiming he would be a drunking cliche' dwarf comic relief. Although I love him, I can't say they were wrong.


That's not necessarily bad. He was the only one who did not pass out after drinking darkspawn blood during the greywarden ritual :happy:

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...
Pshaw, dream bigger :lol:  Praying to Varric while supplying him with women and wine grants a Wish spell.  An UNLIMITED Wish spell.  

...the chest hair possibilities are endless.


Ehh, crooked Wish?

Kind of like when a priestess wishes to see Varric's chest hair she actually gets chest hair on her. And wishing for Dave's avatar gets to see his avatar in person?

I'm sticking to Divine spells, not that domain granted Arcane crap. Been a **** since the Spellplague. Wait a second, that means no domains. I honestly don't know where I'm at these days. AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHEN TO PRAY FOR SPELLS.

Modifié par Russalka, 26 août 2010 - 09:25 .


#1685
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Ugh! We need MOAR Varric things!....I'm talking to Zevran right now. Must....resist....starting romance...soo hard :crying:

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Brockolly posted this shot in some other thread that is not this one:

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Leading some of us to wonder if Beth's.... size.... is due to Varric's exaggerated storytelling.



I am all for this idea. Oh, Varric. That rascal.

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I hope so. I'm also hoping that Varric adds a little oomph to Lady Hawke's bosom, too.

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Varric: "Behany heaved with sweat as she chopped the Darkspawn in two."

Cassandra: "You said Bethany Hawke was a mage."

Varric: "I know, but I like to look at the women, you see."

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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...
You mean, me and Dave?:?


Am I the only one regretting revealing my age?


Only you maybe, on the other hand, I'm enjoying the fact I'm a baby around here, since I'm pretty much the n00b amongst evryone here (excluding some trolls) :whistle:

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Varric: "Behany heaved with sweat as she chopped the Darkspawn in two."

Cassandra: "You said Bethany Hawke was a mage."

Varric: "I know, but I like to look at the women, you see."


He would totally say that...

@Calla Woah:blink: Yuri Morrigan avatar?? Honestly, when I was first introduced to DA by my big sis, I asked her if Morrigan was the bisexual one :pinched:

#1690
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So I'm a troll now? *cries*

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Dave of Canada wrote...

So I'm a troll now? *cries*


Some. Not all.;)

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Ahh Garrett looks so dashing in that screenshot. <3 Wait this is the Varric thread...

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Anarya wrote...

Ahh Garrett looks so dashing in that screenshot. <3 Wait this is the Varric thread...


I was distracted by the boobs...

Hopefully, we'll get distracted by exposed Chest hair from Varric next time!:o

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Calla S wrote...

Yeah, I really don't think he's going to actually be an LI. I mean, I want him to be an LI, but between his being a dwarf AND the narrator, I sincerely doubt that he will be. I'm going to have another Sten I-can't-romance-you-but-god-do-I-want-to on my hands.


YOU. I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE. *beats* Come around more often.

I'm worried about Varric's chest hair in-game. The hair looks better than in DAO, but still weird... I am worried it will be tainted! :3

I only wanted to romance Sten with one of my PCs. >.> We'll see about Varric.

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So mean to me. The abuse! The abuse! *cries*

Hahaha, butyeah. The chest hair is going to be something to behold, especially after the waxed-chest-ness of Alistair and all the other men in DA:O neglecting the use of mods. It's going to be glorious and my rogue Lady Hawke is going to have the time of her life running her fingers through it. Mm-hmm. Indeed.

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Wishpig wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

YOu know nothing of his personality yet!
I remember the video of ohgren and how so many people thought he would be some honorable drunk trying to save orzammar....turns out to be very different...


Don't get me wrong I love Oghren, my fav char...

But people were not saying that. People were very negitive about him from the outset, claiming he would be a drunking cliche' dwarf comic relief. Although I love him, I can't say they were wrong.

I rememebr a rather large thread similar to this thread saying they loved ohgren....

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Brockolly posted this shot in some other thread that is not this one:
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Leading some of us to wonder if Beth's.... size.... is due to Varric's exaggerated storytelling.

I am all for this idea. Oh, Varric. That rascal.

Nope....hawke is in gold armor and not his dark sharp armor.This si suppose to be a more accurate telling.

#1698
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Way to ruin the dream, man.

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Beth has a long neck.

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Anarya

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Dammit I'm going to have to put up with a huge bosom again in this game aren't I? Why oh why can we not have smaller boobs? The ones in the race concept art aren't that big. >:(