Ramus Quaritch wrote...
Haha. I'd like to see a conversation between Varric and the Turian councilor. Based off of the description of Varric and the brief scene of him talking in the Rise to Power trailer, a war of words between them would be epic.
Turian Councilor versus the Dragon Age UniverseVarric: Hawke cut the ogre
clean in half, using only a single sheet of paper that she'd salvaged from Lothering before it burned. The darkspawn horde closed in around her, and it looked pretty grim... until a
dragon dropped out of the sky and started clearing away the darkspawn with her firey breath--
Councilor: Dragons? You don't seriously expect us to believe that nonsense?
Flemeth: You are expected to do nothing, least of all believe.
Councilor: Ah, yes. "Flemeth." We have dismissed that claim.
Varric: You're getting awfully tense there, Chuckles. Have a seat! I'll order you a drink. Nobody should listen to a story like this sober.
Councilor: Do you think this is a joke, Mister Tethras? The council does not find your attitude amusing.
Isabela: You see? This is what lack of sex does to a person. Tragic, really.
Varric: I like the part where Chuckles keeps referring to himself as a "council."
Isabela: Well, maybe he's conferring with what's inside his trousers.
Councilor: I think we've heard more than enough.
Flemeth: "Be always aware." ...or is it "oblivious"? I can never remember.
Varric: Are you sure? I haven't even gotten to the part where Hawke taught the Archdemon the True Meaning of Friendship yet. No? Oh well.