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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**


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#1776
Russalka

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Bobad wrote...

I'm not all that sure it is a throne, Cassandra's expression in some of the concept art would suggest that it's actually a toilet, which would also explain Varric's self satisfied expression and make it more likely that his chalice is a nice hot cup of tea.

EDIT: Ninja'd, bah


I wonder how far my psychic powers go.
Oh look ,an announcement forum. Maybe they'll announce something!

Anyway, I wonder what is with that eye symbol on the toilet and on Cassandra's breastesses.

#1777
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How would an eye indicate a toilet?, no, wait don't go there...

Modifié par Bobad, 27 août 2010 - 04:26 .


#1778
Patriciachr34

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I really hope they enhance Varric's chest hair and reduce Cassandra's gurls. You can't have too much of the one and certainly CAN have too much of the other.




#1779
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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I really hope they enhance Varric's chest hair and reduce Cassandra's gurls. You can't have too much of the one and certainly CAN have too much of the other.


Are GURLS girl curls?, or some euphamism I am not aware of?

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Patriciachr34

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Uhm... the "gurls" reside on top of the pectoral muscles. Many men drool over large "gurls" while others find petite "gurls' more attractive. Some women even enhance their "gurls" size with implants. Does this tactfully clear things up?

#1781
Russalka

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Ugh, the big breast crusade has gone over the top.

Maybe someone should make an exclusive chest-hair customisation option thread? :S

#1782
Patriciachr34

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I didn't notice the other thread until I had already posted here. So, no. I am not trying to spam or detract from Varric's glorious chest hair or suave demeanor.

#1783
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Ah Gurls, I was unaware of that idiom, thanks for clearing enlarging my.......vocabulary

#1784
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Hawkeyed Cai Li wrote...

Varric's throne... makes him a king of thieves, imo. Wherever it is.... maybe the Free Marches.


Well, he's a Merchant King or something.  So he'd be like a conglomerate CEO.
No matter what happens in Thedas, I'm sure Varric is set to win it big.
Everyone loves the Chantry?
Varric owns the Chantry trinket factory.
Everyone hates the Chantry and is going to war?
Varric owns all the defense contractors.
Need a wedding ring?
Varric owns all the gold and diamond mines.

Huzzah for Varric.

#1785
Russalka

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I applaud Anarya for the boob thread.



Even though it was a crapstorm eventually.

#1786
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I concur although the title, whilst arresting for debate, was clearly going to attract lunacy.



Still at least Varric doesn't have moobs.

#1787
Russalka

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Are we even certain on the moob part? *wonders*

#1788
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Bobad wrote...

I concur although the title, whilst arresting for debate, was clearly going to attract lunacy.

Still at least Varric doesn't have moobs.

Thank god :innocent:.

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I'm wondering if Varric will be at PAX, Hawke seemed to be all over GameCon, maybe Varric is banned in Germany?



I'm still wanting somebody suitably suave to be anounced as Varric's VA, another idea I had would be Garbriel Byrne.



Also this thread was on page 4!, shame on you all!

#1790
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Bobad wrote...
I'm still wanting somebody suitably suave to be anounced as Varric's VA, another idea I had would be Garbriel Byrne.

Gabriel Byrne? *swoon* You do realize you've potentially ruined me for VAs now at the mere mention of that glorious man, right?

#1791
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Varric has become the new Alistair it seems. I think that if he isn't an LI there will be a Mod out within a month of game release making him one :P.



I actually dig the fact he has no beard, makes him look more suave. Plus that chest hair makes up for it.

#1792
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I hope I'm not the only one with this fantasy...

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OH! and Hallo there! I've been stalking around these threads for a while.... like a creeper.... and back to the shadows I go~

-gone-

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JessOrochi wrote...

I hope I'm not the only one with this fantasy...


What have you done?! Do you have any idea what you've unleashed upon these poor unsuspe- *dies*

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Oh Maker, I'm blind!

#1795
JessOrochi

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Then I guess this would be considered overkill?



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Haha >:3

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I don't know whether to be horrified or...no I'm just horrified.

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Dave of Canada

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Wouldn't be overkill when the first one is scarier than the second one, the second one is what I often see out on the streets during the summer.

#1798
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...are those ass-less chaps?

Totally didn't notice until I was, uh, looking closer. :whistle:

Modifié par kcwME, 29 août 2010 - 05:53 .


#1799
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JessOrochi wrote...

Then I guess this would be considered overkill?

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Haha >:3

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:looks at Varricorn and Varric-angel:

'Tis so mesmersing!:wub: