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[JessOrochi]

There see! Someone likes them ... I think I deserve a cookie for all the people I caused to go blind! ~ (or maybe a lashing, though I would prefer the sweets)



I'm sure Varric would see the beauty in those fine works of art.

[Dave of Canada]

JessOrochi wrote...

There see! Someone likes them ... I think I deserve a cookie for all the people I caused to go blind! ~

 Lashings with whips made of cookies.

[SirOccam]

Huh, that Varric thread is still going even though he's fugly in-game. Wonder what people are saying...

*Sees page 72*

......

*brain bleach*

[Alyka]

Varric the swimsuit edition!

[GameBoyish]

SirOccam wrote...

Huh, that Varric thread is still going even though he's fugly in-game. Wonder what people are saying...

*Sees page 72*

......

*brain bleach*

He's fungly ten years later in-game XP :optimism glow:

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Varric Thread.

*strokes evil beard evily*

[Russalka]

*sigh* Again I am late for all the fun.



PAX has two expectations from me, at least. FemShep and a bit of companions (Varric).



I shall pray to Him that it comes true.

[Dynamomark]

time for some speculation

Mike Laidlaw wrote...
Also, long term, I think that being able
to tag DLCs appropriately is worth it. For instance, Dragon Age 2:
Chest Hair of Fury is much more clear that it's DLC for DA2, rather than
DA:O. (And before anyone runs with it, no, we are not currently working
on CHoF. That's not to say we won't, but at the moment, we are not.
Sorry, Varric fans!)

Modifié par Dynamomark, 29 août 2010 - 04:19 .

[Russalka]

But... but... I can't speculate anything from that.

Can you?

My prayers to Varric give me no clues.

But anything to get this thread out of it's dormant state, I wonder if I am still not arsed to join the Varric group.

[Dynamomark]

[quote]Russalka wrote...
But... but... I can't speculate anything from that.
Can you?
[/quote]
Yes!

[quote]Mike Laidlaw wrote...
(And before anyone runs with it, no, we are not currently working
on CHoF. That's not to say we won't, but at the moment, we are not.
Sorry, Varric fans!)[/quote]
[/quote]
From this, I (perhaps misguidedly) deduce that while they're not working on Varric chest hair DLC, they're planning one...

[Russalka]

But that's so far in the future, long after the game is released.



What's the point now?

[Dynamomark]

Russalka wrote...

But that's so far in the future, long after the game is released.

What's the point now?

To keep the topic on page 1.

[Russalka]

It will once there are real news.

[Dynamomark]

Sure, but this thread needed some life anyway.

[Calla S]

Chest Hair of Fury sounds like it could be the single most glorious DLC in BioWare history.

[Russalka]

Rather not have this though.

[Dave of Canada]

Dragon Age: Chest Hair of Fury.

"Never shave me." These words echoed through the halls of Kirkwall Keep, haunting Hawke at every waking moment. Although curious, Hawke kept true to his word and never shaved Varric throughout his adventure. But whether it happened after the story or not was left a mystery... until now. Strange rumors of hairy creatures assaulting traders are spreading throughout the streets of Kirkwall, leaving you to investigate...

... and to discover a secret that should never have been found by man.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 29 août 2010 - 05:33 .

[Celticon]

[Bryy_Miller]

Varric sipped his grape wine as Cassandra furiously paced.

"That can't possibly be how the story ends. You just exaggerated again," she accused.

Varric set down his goblet for the first time since their little chat began. Wiping his mouth, he began to speak "Cassandra, my old friend" he began "Nobody has seen or heard Hawke since the day he rode off on a unicorn on that rainbow. But some nights, if you are very quiet, you can hear the faint humming 'always, I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, harmony'".

[Iokastos]

hmm varric's actual ingame pic killed this thread

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Santiri_azz wrote...

hmm varric's actual ingame pic killed this thread

I think he looks great. He seems to have a Bruce Campbell feel, whom I love.

[JessOrochi]

Hmm Bruce Campbell combined with Varric....



Varric says "Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick."



Indeed

[addiction21]

JessOrochi wrote...

Hmm Bruce Campbell combined with Varric....

Out brains would explode with the greatness.

[Shadow_broker]

DrunkDeadman wrote...

Santiri_azz wrote...

hmm varric's actual ingame pic killed this thread

I think he looks great. He seems to have a Bruce Campbell feel, whom I love.

Where's his ingame pic?

[Shadow_broker]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Brockolly posted this shot in some other thread that is not this one:


Leading some of us to wonder if Beth's.... size.... is due to Varric's exaggerated storytelling.

I am all for this idea. Oh, Varric. That rascal.

I want to motorboat that
What? she's not MY sister