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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**


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#1826
John Cavalcanti

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Edited by Tarmack

Modifié par Tarmack, 30 août 2010 - 03:51 .


#1827
Shadow_broker

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GAH **** I LOOKED AT LAST POST ON OTHER PAGE



I CAN'T UNSEE DAMNIT

AAAAH SOMEONE BAN THAT GUY

#1828
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NOOOOOO IT'S HERE TOO

#1829
Lord_Valandil

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It has started. Again.

Come on man, don't you have better things to do?

#1830
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Lord_Valandil wrote...

It has started. Again.
Come on man, don't you have better things to do?


Misery loves company.

#1831
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Lord_Valandil wrote...

It has started. Again.
Come on man, don't you have better things to do?

This has happend before?:sick:

#1832
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Blastback wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

It has started. Again.
Come on man, don't you have better things to do?

This has happend before?:sick:




Past few days, just block the image and live your merry life and don't feed the pathetic troll. Can't even be troubled to think of anything creative.

#1833
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Dave of Canada wrote...


Past few days, just block the image and live your merry life and don't feed the pathetic troll. Can't even be troubled to think of anything creative.


I used to respect a good troll. It used to be an artform. Now its every miserble creature with a internet creature.

On topic:
My chest hair crushes Varics but it would destroy your alls minds to see it. Think Steve Carell in 40 year old virgin.

#1834
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Shadow_broker wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Brockolly posted this shot in some other thread that is not this one:
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Leading some of us to wonder if Beth's.... size.... is due to Varric's exaggerated storytelling.

I am all for this idea. Oh, Varric. That rascal.

I want to motorboat thatPosted Image
What? she's not MY sister

Anyone know where that pic came from?  I hadn't seen it before now.

#1835
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One of the new pics that someone found I guess. Saw it a few days ago. Nice angle too.

#1836
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I think I found the perfect Varric music. Wynton Marsalis is just too cool for words. Something from his Standard Time albums should play every time Varric enters the room.

#1837
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To all those traumatised by teh scat pics, if you're using Firefox, get AdBlock Plus. Helps you block the awful image on the page. Unfortunately, it does not come with brain bleach. :sick:

On the upside, it puts us on page one for all the possibly wrong reasons...

Back on-topic, Varric is awesome and I still hope he would be an LI. (1000001th mention) :hopeful optimism:

#1838
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If I wouldn't be banned by doing it, I'd take one of the troll pictures and photoshop Varric into it somehow.

#1839
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Dave of Canada wrote...

If I wouldn't be banned by doing it, I'd take one of the troll pictures and photoshop Varric into it somehow.


Varric will be teh new BLOCKATIEL :D

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

If I wouldn't be banned by doing it, I'd take one of the troll pictures and photoshop Varric into it somehow.


Varric will be teh new BLOCKATIEL :D


Pretty much.

#1841
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Well. Seen worse. Doesn't mean I care to see it here. Didn't know I could just block images like that, but I'm glad you guys pointed out AdBlock's other uses.

#1842
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Hmmmm. You know, my first impression of Varric -when I fist saw the concept art for him- was something in between Auron (FFX, as if you didn't know which Auron I was talking about) and Jigo (Mononoke-hime).
...Mostly Jigo. >.>
Indeed, as I look over all this fantastic art I have a hard time not hearing Bolly Bob Thornton's voice in my head. I am undecided as to whether this is a good or bad thing.
I will say, though, that is one ****in' coat he's got there.
Ow. Goddammit.
The devs got me right in my weak spot. ;3;


EDIT: You know, scratch that. I don't imagine him with Thornton's voice.
No, no, my friends.
Instead, Crispin Freeman.
Because Varric is just that badass.
*sage nod*

Modifié par Ashwraith, 30 août 2010 - 02:04 .


#1843
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Ashwraith wrote...

Hmmmm. You know, my first impression of Varric -when I fist saw the concept art for him- was something in between Auron (FFX, as if you didn't know which Auron I was talking about) and Jigo (Mononoke-hime).
...Mostly Jigo. >.>
Indeed, as I look over all this fantastic art I have a hard time not hearing Bolly Bob Thornton's voice in my head. I am undecided as to whether this is a good or bad thing.
I will say, though, that is one ****in' coat he's got there.
Ow. Goddammit.
The devs got me right in my weak spot. ;3;


hmmm...

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

#1844
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Shadow_broker wrote...

DrunkDeadman wrote...

Santiri_azz wrote...

hmm varric's actual ingame pic killed this thread


I think he looks great. He seems to have a Bruce Campbell feel, whom I love.

Where's his ingame pic?



#1845
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I really want to see Varric move. I can image him slowly swaggering into a room, casually sitting down on the throne, picking up his goblet, taking a slow sip, and finally saying. "So, Cassandra, you wanted to see me?" Then he would smile wrly as Cassandra frowns in disapproval. Please show us a clip Bioware!

#1846
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What if the Chest Hair is just another companion in hiding?, Varric's Chest Bear?

#1847
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Hmmmm .... it might work Bobad.

#1848
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Ooh, the crapstorm image is gone?



And it seems like I have to complain about missing the tide of posts to this and other threads every time I post here after a day. Curse my timezone.



The mysteries of the chest hair remain obscured even to me, a high level Cleric of Varric.



Aaaand,let's hope PAX gives us an insight about Varric.

My clerical prayers only give me spells, no particular word from him. Maybe I need to level up.

#1849
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Have a long bath, knowing Varric that's the time he's most likely to speak to his emissaries.

#1850
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Woah... Lady Hawke thread has gone under lockdown due to off-topicness T_T



This is what happens when we don't get info...



And PAX... hopefully new Varric clips/info ^^