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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**


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#2176
Bobad

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'Parting of the Ways Achievement



Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric

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Calla S

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There could be a reference to the chest hair for the completion of his (inevitable! OPTIMISM! *rainbow*) romantic subplot. That'd be pretty awesome.

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Dave of Canada

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Bobad wrote...

'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric


So instead of having this huge moral dilemma or crisis, Varric just wants a comb.

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Apollo Starflare

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I really hope David can convince the animators to program all the characters who talk to Varric to stare at his chest instead of his face...

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Mary Kirby

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Bobad wrote...

'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric


Not just anyone is allowed to comb the chest hair.

#2181
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Bobad wrote...

'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric


So instead of having this huge moral dilemma or crisis, Varric just wants a comb.


It'd be originalPosted Image

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Calla S

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Bobad wrote...
'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric

Not just anyone is allowed to comb the chest hair.

Cutest. possible. tent animation. evar.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Bobad wrote...

'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric


So instead of having this huge moral dilemma or crisis, Varric just wants a comb.

That's what I'd expect from him.

I also expect Cassandra entering the room at some point only to find him naked with Nutella all over his chest.

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Dave of Canada

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

I really hope David can convince the animators to program all the characters who talk to Varric to stare at his chest instead of his face...


At least one scene.

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Lord Gremlin

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Bobad wrote...

'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric


Not just anyone is allowed to comb the chest hair.

Gold trophy/35 points achievement then.

#2186
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Mary Kirby wrote...

Bobad wrote...

'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric


Not just anyone is allowed to comb the chest hair.


Only the romancing character..? :o

#2187
Lord Gremlin

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Gold:

"A chest hair story"

Experienced the thrill of romance with Varric.



I shall treasure such trophy.

#2188
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Lord Gremlin wrote...

Alright. A demand a specific trophy (achievement) related to The Chest Hair.

Just do it.

"Hair today, gone tomorrow

Varric has considered your request to tag along with him and found you not worthy."

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Dave of Canada

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Serious question: How would a romance with Varric work out? I mean... would he be the loving, soothing type or the one night stand type?

#2190
GameBoyish

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Yay........ Our own made-up Varric romance trophies..........

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Dave of Canada wrote...
Serious question: How would a romance with Varric work out? I mean... would he be the loving, soothing type or the one night stand type?

I imagine him to be very flirty but I don't think he'd be a one night stand kind of guy.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Serious question: How would a romance with Varric work out? I mean... would he be the loving, soothing type or the one night stand type?


He'll probably somehow, someway manage to be both at the same time.

And that of course doesn't make any sense... I hate quantum mechanics...

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I have a feeling you guys will be disappointed,

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Dave of Canada wrote...
Serious question: How would a romance with Varric work out? I mean... would he be the loving, soothing type or the one night stand type?

I see it maybe starting out as a sort of stress relief thing, but that'd eventually develop into something far deeper and genuine? That make any sense?

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Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Serious question: How would a romance with Varric work out? I mean... would he be the loving, soothing type or the one night stand type?

I see it maybe starting out as a sort of stress relief thing, but that'd eventually develop into something far deeper and genuine? That make any sense?


...maybe?

I think he's a bit of a Zevran with a touch of suave classiness...^_^

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If there is no Varric LI I will sue BioWare for emotional distress.Truly, I will be beyond consolation.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

I think he's a bit of a Zevran with a touch of suave classiness...^_^


But Zevran essentially went from one night stand to true love, do you expect the same from Varric?

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yukidama wrote...

If there is no Varric LI I will sue BioWare for emotional distress.Truly, I will be beyond consolation.

I agree completely.

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yukidama wrote...

If there is no Varric LI I will sue BioWare for emotional distress.Truly, I will be beyond consolation.


We shall create a petition too...

Nobody has confirmed whether he's LI or not yet... So... in the meantime, chillax.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

I think he's a bit of a Zevran with a touch of suave classiness...^_^


But Zevran essentially went from one night stand to true love, do you expect the same from Varric?


Since we have 10 years for the relationship to develop... I believe they should be able to fix this ;)