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[Calla S]

yukidama wrote...
If there is no Varric LI I will sue BioWare for emotional distress.Truly, I will be beyond consolation.

QFT.

I will need a very large group hug, at the very least.

[Dave of Canada]

TriviaAeducan wrote...
Since we have 10 years for the relationship to develop... I believe they should be able to fix this

Who knows how long Varric lasts in bed, you might start sleeping with him and find yourself ten years later with Varric still not done.

[mellifera]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Serious question: How would a romance with Varric work out? I mean... would he be the loving, soothing type or the one night stand type?

I see it maybe starting out as a sort of stress relief thing, but that'd eventually develop into something far deeper and genuine? That make any sense?

...maybe?

I think he's a bit of a Zevran with a touch of suave classiness...

As long as he doesn't have that AWFUL accent. My god, Zevran's voice was like being stabbed in the ears repeatedly. I can't stand speaking to him unless the game is muted  :sick:

But yes. I imagine Varric being quite smooth xD

[Lord Gremlin]

Arttis wrote...

I have a feeling you guys will be disappointed,

Really? If so I shall send a badger via mail to either Kirby or Gaider. And by the time package arrives badger will be really angry and hungry:devil: 

This is not a threat: badger is a useful present.

[lv12medic]

Dave of Canada wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...
Since we have 10 years for the relationship to develop... I believe they should be able to fix this

Who knows how long Varric lasts in bed, you might start sleeping with him and find yourself ten years later with Varric still not done.

That would make me wonder what was happening when Hawke and buddies was off saving/destroying the world...

[Dave of Canada]

lv12medic wrote...

That would make me wonder what was happening when Hawke and buddies was off saving/destroying the world...

They do it in public, Varric and Hawke become known as the Champions of Kirkwall due to their stamina and how they became a public tourist attraction.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 05 septembre 2010 - 01:43 .

[Lord Gremlin]

Dave of Canada wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

That would make me wonder what was happening when Hawke and buddies was off saving/destroying the world...

They do it in public, Varric and Hawke become known as the Champions of Kirkwall due to their stamina and how they became a public tourist attraction.

I told you guys that Kirkwall's economy will be focused on sex and brothels. I mean, they have templars and mages HQ there, and a lot of them, where do you think all those people blow off steam? 
Therefore title of Champion is awarded to the most... the... I just can't type it:blush:

[tmp7704]

yukidama wrote...

If there is no Varric LI I will sue BioWare for emotional distress.Truly, I will be beyond consolation.

Hawke and Varric will get split in some sort of cataclysmic disaster. Next you see him, it's year later, he's married and expecting a child from his wife. But he knew deep in his heart you'd survive.

[Calla S]

tmp7704 wrote...
Hawke and Varric will get split in some sort of cataclysmic disaster. Next you see him, it's year later, he's married and expecting a child from his wife. But he knew deep in his heart you'd survive.

*throws CPU out of window onto passing granny*

[Lord Gremlin]

tmp7704 wrote...

Hawke and Varric will get split in some sort of cataclysmic disaster. Next you see him, it's year later, he's married and expecting a child from his wife. But he knew deep in his heart you'd survive.

Don't you even scare me like that, I've just watched interview with Gaider, I'm scared already (he is the Maker - he declined that 2 times, if he'll do it one more time you can bet your schleets he's the Maker).

[mellifera]

tmp7704 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

If there is no Varric LI I will sue BioWare for emotional distress.Truly, I will be beyond consolation.

Hawke and Varric will get split in some sort of cataclysmic disaster. Next you see him, it's year later, he's married and expecting a child from his wife. But he knew deep in his heart you'd survive.

DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!! :crying:

Oh, and if Varric is an LI and not available for both male and female Hawke, I will again sue for emotional distress.

[tmp7704]

Aww, but wouldn't Varric hollering "Dwarven crafts. Fine dwarven crafts!" and peddling Nutella from a stand make it all worthwile...

(ok, i'll stop. sorry )

[mellifera]

Unless he quits, takes his Nutella stock and spends a nice couple of weeks with Hawke in seclusion then no,

[Lord Gremlin]

tmp7704 wrote...

Aww, but wouldn't Varric hollering "Dwarven crafts. Fine dwarven crafts!" and peddling Nutella from a stand make it all worthwile...

(ok, i'll stop. sorry )

Each time you do something like that a kitten dies. 

Come on, they said they read the forum and listen to us. Why would Gaider exploit this opportunity to cause tears, grief and despair?
After all, it will be take two, a copy of DN story... Every reviewer instantly tells you "it was in the first game, 7/10 this time".

[Collider]

Why would Gaider exploit this opportunity to cause tears, grief and despair?

David is the master of darkness.

[Lord Gremlin]

Collider wrote...

Why would Gaider exploit this opportunity to cause tears, grief and despair?

David is the master of darkness.

Shhh! He's reading these forums right now:bandit:

[aimo_ahmed]

Calla S wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Bobad wrote...
'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric

Not just anyone is allowed to comb the chest hair.

Cutest. possible. tent animation. evar.

Oh God, Mary, you guys; Stop dropping irresistable idea nugs, I beseech thee~! (Un)Fortunately, I'm thoroughly exhausted from insomnia (just came back from Sunday morning grocery shopping just to induce sleepiness), so the comic will only go into production after I wake up. Scared? You should be.

*weeps for potential increase in Varric-esque Notoriety*

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 05 septembre 2010 - 03:49 .

[mellifera]

Hawke is so lucky :'[

[Anarya]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Bobad wrote...
'Parting of the Ways Achievement

Sucessfully obtained the Comb of Clarity for Varric

Not just anyone is allowed to comb the chest hair.

Cutest. possible. tent animation. evar.

Oh God, Mary, you guys; Stop dropping irresistable idea nugs, I beseech thee~! (Un)Fortunately, I'm thoroughly exhausted from insomnia (just came back from Sunday morning grocery shopping just to induce sleepiness), so the comic will only go into production after I wake up. Scared? You should be.

*weeps for potential increase in Varric-esque Notoriety*

I'm sorry, Aimo. There's no stopping this train.

My last question to Gaider: "Exactly how luxuriant is Varric's chest hair?"----unanswered. He was even looking for a funny one at the end! Ah well.

Also I think Varric as an LI would not be a one night stand type of guy (though he probably has a history of that in his wild youth). He'd be maybe a little like Zevran but he wouldn't be afraid to love the PC, and in fact I picture him just loving to drop 100% serious disarming comments about his love in the same joking tone he uses to tease, and then watching you try to sort it all out. He treasures every frustrated little wrinkle in your brow, I'm sure.

[Calla S]

You guys, all this talk about Varric being an LI got me all inspired. So I made more arts.


On devart here

[mellifera]

Gah. I just imagine the devs reading the boards and cackling madly in their den as we post here. *sniffs* Give us some good news, guys ;w;



Or at least a Varric plush doll with silky chest hair for the collector's edition.

[Anarya]

D'awww Calla that's cute.



@Yuki: That's how you know where to find the Pit at Bioware Edmonton. Follow the sound of mad cackling.

[Calla S]

Thank you. :3

I wouldn't turn down a Varric plushie. A tiny dwarf with luxurious chest hair and a goblet of Montsimmard red? Do want.

[HighMoon]

WHAT?! Zevran's accent was the sex!

[mellifera]

Golden-Rose wrote...

WHAT?! Zevran's accent was the sex!

I vehemently disagree. I am not a fan of imitation Antonio Banderas. Plus, my family is from a Spanish speaking country and Zevran's accent just sounded like a poor facsimile of their accents when they're speaking in English. I'd have preferred a person with a real accent, to me he just sounded like a cartoon.

But this is about Varric, and I just hope he doesn't have a ridiculous accent