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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**


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#2251
namedforthemoon

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Arttis wrote...

Fark?
wha?


You know what I mean. Don't play coy.

#2252
Calla S

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Arttis wrote...
When you feel a lot of pain...tell me do you like it?
Also have you seen how he looks in game?

Of course I do. Who doesn't? Mm, pain. Delicious.
Ooh, have you? Because while the images are slightly blurry, I've been watching the U-Stream, and he looks absolutely yummy. Or are we talking about the awkward screenshot they showed at Gamescom? Because Lord knows stationary shots are never unflattering.

#2253
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Moving on.

So why exactly the chest hair?

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Arttis wrote...

Moving on.
So why exactly the chest hair?


If you have to ask....

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Arttis wrote...
Moving on.
So why exactly the chest hair?

Simple. We intend to pluck a few out, as we heard a single strand has the healing properties of the entire urn of Andraste's ashes.

But only after we've rubbed our faces in it.

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I got bored and spammed femHawke and Varric. I need someone to spam mHawke with. :(


Larger version maybe?

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That looks really great Aristorum :)

#2258
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Cute!



Hmm... I know the devs said there wouldn't be as much gift-giving in the approval system, but if Varric gave your Hawke a gift, what would it be? What would be the meaning behind it?

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Calla S wrote...

Arttis wrote...
Moving on.
So why exactly the chest hair?

Simple. We intend to pluck a few out, as we heard a single strand has the healing properties of the entire urn of Andraste's ashes.

But only after we've rubbed our faces in it.

Hmm....so which is better the chest hair or duncans beard?
Or would that be a battle of the titans?

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Wow, he looks great, Aristorum!

namedforthemoon wrote...
Hmm... I know the devs said there wouldn't be as much gift-giving in the approval system, but if Varric gave your Hawke a gift, what would it be? What would be the meaning behind it?

Hmm... maybe something he found when he was younger while going through the things his father was going to trade? Assuming his father is a trader, as well. Some little trinket that he's kept close, maybe something he considers lucky. I think it'd be sweet of him to give her something that he's had for a very long time.

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David Gaider wrote...

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Why would Gaider exploit this opportunity to cause tears, grief and despair?


Do I need a reason, other than for simple sustenance?


I thought you'd have your fill after everybody was freaking out in the latest interview when you spent a few minutes signing a t-shirt. You should've read the chat, it was like if you had killed their family.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Hmm... I know the devs said there wouldn't be as much gift-giving in the approval system, but if Varric gave your Hawke a gift, what would it be? What would be the meaning behind it?


Strange to quote myself, but anyway...

I think it would be sweet if Varric gave my Lady Hawke his coat... Something that would keep her warm, for times when he wouldn't be able to be close to her to do it himself. And it would smell like him (I'm imagining him wearing Old Spice, lol) have his familiar scent.

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Sounds cliche.

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Oh go fark yourself.




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namedforthemoon wrote...

I think it would be sweet if Varric gave my Lady Hawke his coat... Something that would keep her warm, for times when he wouldn't be able to be close to her to do it himself. And it would smell like him (I'm imagining him wearing Old Spice, lol) have his familiar scent.


Then suddenly in the real world, Varric is missing his coat. Cassandra looks at him and asks "Maker's breath! Where did it go?" and he'd answer that he just gave it away to Hawke, "weren't you listening?"

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You can take your fark and go frell yourself...

I feel bad having used those words....

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Off-topic but since a lot of our recent info comes from the Gaider interviews (and the thread involving them didn't lift off) I'll be adding these here.

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Modifié par Dave of Canada, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:34 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...
Then suddenly in the real world, Varric is missing his coat. Cassandra looks at him and asks "Maker's breath! Where did it go?" and he'd answer that he just gave it away to Hawke, "weren't you listening?"

That... would be magical.

namedforthemoon wrote...
I think it would be sweet if Varric gave my Lady Hawke his coat... Something that would keep her warm, for times when he wouldn't be able to be close to her to do it himself. And it would smell like him (I'm imagining him wearing Old Spice, lol) have his familiar scent.

This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard, my god. I love it! And now I'm repressing the urge to draw Lady Hawke wearing his coat. Argh. *wrestles urge to the ground*

Modifié par Calla S, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:38 .


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Calla S wrote...

This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard, my god. I love it! And now I'm repressing the urge to draw Lady Hawke wearing his coat. Argh. *wrestles urge to the ground*


But a human wearing a dwarf sized coat would be entertaining to see.

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Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Then suddenly in the real world, Varric is missing his coat. Cassandra looks at him and asks "Maker's breath! Where did it go?" and he'd answer that he just gave it away to Hawke, "weren't you listening?"

That... would be magical.

namedforthemoon wrote...
I think it would be sweet if Varric gave my Lady Hawke his coat... Something that would keep her warm, for times when he wouldn't be able to be close to her to do it himself. And it would smell like him (I'm imagining him wearing Old Spice, lol) have his familiar scent.

This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard, my god. I love it! And now I'm repressing the urge to draw Lady Hawke wearing his coat. Argh. *wrestles urge to the ground*


Do eeet! I want to see! :wub:

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...
This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard, my god. I love it! And now I'm repressing the urge to draw Lady Hawke wearing his coat. Argh. *wrestles urge to the ground*

But a human wearing a dwarf sized coat would be entertaining to see.

Not to mention probably rated M.

Oh, wait, she'd probably be wearing it with other things on, too. Nevermind.

@namedforthemoon: I'm gonna start working on it tomorrow. :3

Modifié par Calla S, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:43 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard, my god. I love it! And now I'm repressing the urge to draw Lady Hawke wearing his coat. Argh. *wrestles urge to the ground*


But a human wearing a dwarf sized coat would be entertaining to see.


Being that dwarves are broader around the shoulders and middle, it would fit a female easily... Plus it's a longer coat, so we don't need to worry about it being too short.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Being that dwarves are broader around the shoulders and middle, it would fit a female easily... Plus it's a longer coat, so we don't need to worry about it being too short.


Don't crush my dreams. :(

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard, my god. I love it! And now I'm repressing the urge to draw Lady Hawke wearing his coat. Argh. *wrestles urge to the ground*


But a human wearing a dwarf sized coat would be entertaining to see.


Being that dwarves are broader around the shoulders and middle, it would fit a female easily... Plus it's a longer coat, so we don't need to worry about it being too short.


Does any of this matter?  Everything in Thedas is one size  magically fits all body types/heights/builds/weights/races/genders.  Posted Image

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Ignore the naysayers... Btw, I am glad we have Gaider's presence...