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#2326
Eudaemonium

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

He's confirmed as a rogue, too. But that's old news, huh.


Varric prefers it if you refer to his class as, "legitimate businessman."


Now I'm imagining Varric as a Thedas equivilant of Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses.


Now I'm imagining him VO'd by David Jason. He's a bit old these days though, sadly. That is a brilliant image, though.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

He's confirmed as a rogue, too. But that's old news, huh.


Varric prefers it if you refer to his class as, "legitimate businessman."


Very representative of his habit to enhance reality ! :lol:

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Darn it, why can't we have a spy on the inside in these events, who could report us voice actor nuances and chest hair thickness and stuff!

And other things as well, like...
...
Mind went blank.

Modifié par Russalka, 05 septembre 2010 - 09:00 .


#2329
Dave of Canada

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Russalka wrote...

Darn it, why can't we have a spy on the inside in these events, who could report us voice actor nuances and chest hair thickness and stuff!

And other things as well, like...
...
Mind went blank.


Well, SirOccam played it today. I'm sure he could say something when he comes back. He thinks Hawke is Boulton.

#2330
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Wow, I must have missed a LOT during my sleep time... Varric as rogue is no surprise, nor is the part about him being a party member (otherwise, how would he know what to narrate about?).

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I swear, if it's Boulton, I'm going to be playing a lot of Lady Hawkes. A lot. Like, all of them.

But, WOO NEW VARRIC INFO! I had a feeling Varric was a rogue. :)

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This thread received a shout out by Dan Lazin on the Q&A.



He also gave us a long Nutella story much to the objection of Neel.

#2333
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Let's hope he isn't Oghren 2.0.

#2334
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I'd hate to see the state of this thread if they announce Varric isn't romanceable. I would be in mourning.

WilliamShatner wrote...

Let's hope he isn't Oghren 2.0.



To be honest, from (the scant) information they've released so far, I don't think this is really a concern. The character concept is just nothing like Oghren's at all. Even if Varric acts at times as comic relief, his character sounds liek it would be a completely different form to the one Oghren was supposed to take.

Modifié par Eudaemonium, 05 septembre 2010 - 10:06 .


#2335
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Russalka wrote...

I bet we've all irrepairably pissed off Cassandra.

The Comb of Clarity will forever more be the holiest relic of the temple of Varric. And I think we can all worship Aimo next to him now aswell. :innocent:


:huh:


Weren't we all doing that already?

#2336
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To be honest, from (the scant) information they've released so far, I don't think this is really a concern. The character concept is just nothing like Oghren's at all. Even if Varric acts at times as comic relief, his character sounds liek it would be a completely different form to the one Oghren was supposed to take.


This. Varric seems more like a suave rogue type, anyhow.

#2337
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WilliamShatner wrote...

Let's hope he isn't Oghren 2.0.


I doubt he would be. He's just so freakin' classy!

#2338
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DarkSpiral wrote...

Russalka wrote...

I bet we've all irrepairably pissed off Cassandra.

The Comb of Clarity will forever more be the holiest relic of the temple of Varric. And I think we can all worship Aimo next to him now aswell. :innocent:


:huh:


Weren't we all doing that already?


The main difference is that we now have the Comb of Clarity....

#2339
DarkSpiral

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True.  We now have all elements.

The Make/Varric
The Prophet Andraste/Aimo
The Urn of Sacred Ashes/Comb of Clarity

#2340
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DarkSpiral wrote...

The Make/Varric
The Prophet Andraste/Aimo
The Urn of Sacred Ashes/Comb of Clarity


The Chantry / The Varric thread.

Actually.. wouldn't the Maker be Mary?

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 05 septembre 2010 - 10:15 .


#2341
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

DarkSpiral wrote...

Russalka wrote...

I bet we've all irrepairably pissed off Cassandra.

The Comb of Clarity will forever more be the holiest relic of the temple of Varric. And I think we can all worship Aimo next to him now aswell. :innocent:


:huh:


Weren't we all doing that already?


The main difference is that we now have the Comb of Clarity....

Will only Varric get such a comb? I do believe Male Hawke is in need of epic beard comb. There should be a cute little comic on comb sharing between the two.

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WilliamShatner wrote...

Let's hope he isn't Oghren 2.0.

Oghren's chest hair is too epic for mortal to witness. Varric is at best Oghren 0.65

#2343
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tmp7704 wrote...

WilliamShatner wrote...

Let's hope he isn't Oghren 2.0.

Oghren's chest hair is too epic for mortal to witness. Varric is at best Oghren 0.65


:blink::crying:BLASPHEMY!

#2344
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Don't make me post Oghren jumping out of birthday cake as a proof... Posted Image

#2345
Eudaemonium

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tmp7704 wrote...

Don't make me post Oghren jumping out of birthday cake as a proof... Posted Image


The part of my brain that thrives on bleach really wants to see this now. thanks. a. bunch.

#2346
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We have seen so much Varric copypasta shopped pics (page 2)... I just doubt Oghren would fight that...

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tmp7704 wrote...

Don't make me post Oghren jumping out of birthday cake as a proof... Posted Image

I dare you.

#2348
Russalka

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DarkSpiral wrote...

True.  We now have all elements.

The Make/Varric
The Prophet Andraste/Aimo
The Urn of Sacred Ashes/Comb of Clarity


That's right.
Even though Lord Varric elevated Aimo to demipower status, it was no good if there weren't sufficent relics in this temple.

Oh well, this thread (read: temple) makes me feel like this: www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Russalka, 05 septembre 2010 - 10:34 .


#2349
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Dave of Canada wrote...

This thread received a shout out by Dan Lazin on the Q&A.

He also gave us a long Nutella story much to the objection of Neel.





What was the Nutella story about? :lol:

DAVE ALSO WROTE
Actually.. wouldn't the Maker be Mary?

Nooo... The world wouldnt be soo ****ed up...

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 05 septembre 2010 - 10:36 .


#2350
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What shampoo does varric use on his amazing chest hair? I bet it's "Herrrrrrrrballlllllllllll essences"