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[Reaper Man]

A few examples

Twlight:

Bella: I love you.

Edward:...

Edward:...

Edward: I like staring at you.

Zealot: VAMPIRES DON'T GLITTER

*Chops off Edwards head and reveals that he's a changeling*

Dragon Age:

Isolde: Who is dis man Teagan?!

*Snipe sound goes off*

Ghost: Solo operative amrite?

Warden: BY THE MAKER THANK YOU.

Mass Effect:

High Volus: I AM A BIOTIC GOD

High Templar: Feedback lol

*The universe explodes*

Well I guess he was a biotic god.

The franchise that spoofs up movies, but fails so horribly at it that you facepalm through the entire thing if you were stupid enough to waste your time and money on such crap:

Nuclear Launch detected

Aliens:

Overmind: None can survive the swarm.

Alien Queen: You will be cacoons for my children.

Overmind: Oh by the xel'naga... I have never seen such a beutiful creature in all my millenia of living.

Alien Queen: I think im in love.

Overmind: Let's merge and make the ultimate being!

Alien Queen: Not until marraige.

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Highdragonslayer: You wouldn't be able to survive the xenozerg swarm

Predator:

GET TO DAH CHOPPA!!

THOR IS HERE

*Blasts away the tiny predator with the help of a detector*