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[Vulee94]

What are your funniest moments in the BG trilogy?

I have three:

1. In BG1 when I find the talking "chicken" and can say:

Forsooth, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!
I fear I have taken one too many blows to the head! Next I'll be hearing hamsters speak.
A-a-a-ah!!! Unholy magics are afoot! This chicken is possessed! This bird is FOUL!!!


2.  Also in BG1 when I meet Emissary Tar:

Emissary Tar: At last, someone who looks like they could be of some assistance! The assorted boobs and dimwits around here have been of very little help.
Me: I'm afraid you have mistaken us for someone else. I'm Dimwit, this is my good friend Boob, and behind me you'll find Brainless and Moron. How do you do?


3. In ToB when I give "the speech" to the pre-petrified adventurers.

What about you?

Modifié par Vulee94, 20 août 2010 - 04:53 .

[Chebby]

We're a horde of rampaging Tarrasques. Krie! Krie!



Greetings, mercenaries! I am Silke, thespian extraordin- *crit* *giblets*



Jan's 'Ano the lobotomized Orc' conversation



"Quick! Throw nuts!"



"Blast you filthy bogslimes! Not again!"

[Wuxia]

4) [To the hermit N of Nashkel] "Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"



3) Anything from Lilarcor: "My brother's a +12 hackmaster!"

2) Anything from Minsc: "Jump on my sword while you can evil, I won't be as gentle!"


1) Minsc + Lilarcor. "I hit, to no effect!? I need a bigger sword!" - "Choke up, dolt, your grip's all-wrong!"

Modifié par Banon Loire, 20 août 2010 - 06:43 .

[Rzepik2]

Edwin- Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "Sir," if you prefer a less... syllable-intensive workout.

Cernd- Well, that was unpleasant. I guess I should expect more of the same to come. As the trees are buffeted and snapped in the face of the gale, I shall be as the bamboo and flex.
<CHARNAME>- Oh shut up.

<CHARNAME>- I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog.

Modifié par Rzepik2, 20 août 2010 - 06:55 .

[Epantiras]

Basically everything Edwin or Boo say ;-)



I also liked when, in ToB, you meet a party of "players" who attack CHARNAME, get owned by the Slayer and then reload the game ;-)

[Morbidest]

Minsc:"Boo will have clean wood shavings, you evil bastards"

[HoonDing]

Edwin transforming into a woman and party members' reactions to it.

[Sparky The Barbarian]

Noober (Neeber?) In Trademeet. I usually jsut punch him (non-lethal) into unconsiousness. Even after he comes to, he leaves me alone. Then there was the one time I was playing this monk...

I momentarily forgot monks unarmed strikes are always lethal. Noober exploded into instant death. None of the bystandeers turned hostile.



This wasn't one of mine, but I remember a screenshot I saw. Also in Trademeet.



Noober: Do you know any spells?



Noober: Can I see one?



Viconia: Flame Strike - Noober



Noober - Death.

[Iseleth]

The whole conversation with the beholder in the Sahuagin city.

"I've been playing tic-tac-toe with a pair of imps for sixty years."

Modifié par Iseleth, 21 août 2010 - 08:49 .

[SometimesSpring]

Uncle Lester in the graves! "Where's that Cali****e sweetie of mine? Always time for one last quickie!" =D

[Chebby]

SometimesSpring wrote...

Uncle Lester in the graves! "Where's that Cali****e sweetie of mine? Always time for one last quickie!" =D

At first I thought that was user-censorship. Oh well. I refuse to call them 'Calimshans.'

Anyway, back on topic: I know people hated him, but how about "I like you, yes I do, wertle-wertle-wertle-woo!"

Modifié par Chebby, 22 août 2010 - 11:46 .

[Chebby]

I messed up my spell immunity by changing characters. After facedesking so hard that I heard familiar voices in my head, I shrugged and used the wand of wonder.



I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

[nimzar]

Petrified Kangaxx... EPIC!

In PnP I would then have picked up the stone skull and sold it to some mage for a ton of money.

Modifié par nimzar, 22 août 2010 - 06:30 .

[Humanoid_Taifun]

The first thing to do then would be to use Stone to Flesh and kill him again.

[Seagloom]

I was beaten to the Nashkel hermite line. Petrified Kangaxx is indeed epic. I also giggled at the Noober death. XD

Between this conversation and the fight with Viconia after she teases him over his reaction to Oriana, I'm beginning to wonder if Valygar has issues. That aside, I found this Cernd and Keldorn banter amusing...

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Keldorn - Cernd, I would like to ask you a question if I may. You strike me as a good man. Yet you refuse to follow the rules of Law... I find this paradox quite vexing.

Cernd - Beauty and nature are not bound by rigid laws, my stalwart friend. You see chaos and confusion as your enemy, but they are part of the natural order. You must learn to embrace them as you have learned to embrace law.

Keldorn - You will not convert me to your wild woodland ways, Cernd. Though often difficult, the path of law and order is the path of true virtue.

Cernd - By refusing to acknowledge the necessity of a balance between law and chaos you only make your life more difficult, Keldorn. What a ridiculous, impractical belief system you cling to!

Keldorn - Are you mocking my values? You dare scorn everything I hold dear and everything I stand for? Do not be such an ass, Cernd.

Cernd - Er... are paladins even allowed to say ‘ass'?

Keldorn - My code of honor dictates my actions. It does not dictate my speech. But I will waste no more words on you - not even the word ‘ass'.

Cernd - Forgive me, Keldorn. I only asked because as a druid I am restricted in certain uses of the word ‘tomato'... I thought perhaps you were under a similar sort of prohibition.

Keldorn - What? Why would you be prohibited from speaking of some vegetable?

Cernd - Well, you see, there you’ve gone and hit on the crux of it. A tomato is a fruit, after all.

Keldorn - That’s ridiculous.

Cernd - Perhaps. But one must be sensitive even to those of the vegetative or fruity persuasions amongst us, my dear paladin.

Keldorn - Enough. I said I would speak no more to you, druid, and now I am doubly determined to.

Cernd - As you wish. I had no idea fruits would be such an issue for you. Perhaps this would be a discussion better suited for Valygar.

Valygar - Back off, druid. I’m not in the mood for your insinuations today.

Cernd - My, my. Everyone is very sensitive today.

Modifié par Seagloom, 23 août 2010 - 07:39 .

[BruceVC]

For me ,I haven't finished TOB yet , is the part where you want to get commited to Spellhold and you get Minsc to talk to the Pirate Captain



" Meet my friend Minsc"

" Why is he holding that hampster towards me " etc etc



Hilarious ...lol

[jaxsbudgie]

That Cernd/Keldorn/Valygar conversation is hilarious. Is that the standard game or with a mod? Makes me want to take all three on my next play through ...

Has no one mentioned Stephan, Davaeorn's apprentice?
Whenever you kill him, he wails like a little girl.

Or Oogie Wisham, second floor of the Jovial Juggler:
Oogie: "Recent evidence suggests that a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously claimed, and is, in fact, rather horrifying!"
PC: "Ooooooooh kaaaaaaaay. Goodbye now."

I also had a bug when installing Infinity Animations, which turned people into various other characters. Like Tiax into Sarevok, and Officer Vai into Elminster. Just their paperdolls/sprites/avatars mind you.

Modifié par jaxsbudgie, 23 août 2010 - 09:03 .

[Seagloom]

It's in the standard game. You see it during Throne of Bhaal.

[SometimesSpring]

Seagloom wrote...

Keldorn - You will not convert me to your wild woodland ways, Cernd.

Keldorn - Are you mocking my values? You dare scorn everything I hold dear and everything I stand for? Do not be such an ass, Cernd.

Oh dear powers that be, how I lol'd.  Seem like lines written by Russell Brand, the funniest man of all time.

[Vulee94]

Hm, no one mentioned this one:

Keldorn: Imoen! What… are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren’t you!?

Imoen: Oh! Well, no… uh… I just thought…

Keldorn: Just what? Out with it, girl. I won’t have a party member stealing from me.

Imoen: No, no, that’s not it! I… I was just… I was just trying to find out if you’re as muscular under your armor as you look.

Keldorn: Eh? What’s this?

Imoen: Oh, I know that you’re married and all that, Keldorn…
but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I… I can’t help myself, I
want to touch you all the time!

Keldorn: Imoen! I… I have a daughter that is the same age as you!

Imoen: I don’t know what it is, Keldorn… maybe it’s the Bhaal
essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and
nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild!

Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I… I didn’t know I had this effect on you…

[b]Imoen: Oh, get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. (giggle!) Here’s your ring back. I won’t take it again, I promise.

Modifié par Vulee94, 24 août 2010 - 04:50 .

[HoonDing]

^That banter never happened with me when I had both in the party... and I abused CTRL + I so many times. *shakes fist*

[Humanoid_Taifun]

@virumor There are a few unofficial patches that talk about "restoring" the banter with Imoen since apparently in the vanilla game a typo would stop it from appearing. Perhaps this is one of these restored conversations?

[Seagloom]

I saw it at least once years back. Then again I used Baldurdash's bug and text patch at the time, so maybe that's why. I totally forgot that conversation until now. There was another I liked between Imoen and Sarevok if she gave him a portion of her soul. Unfortunately I don't have that one written down anywhere.

Modifié par Seagloom, 24 août 2010 - 07:52 .

[CoM Solaufein]

When I played the game for the very first time I went up against one of the dragons, the red one I believe. I got wing buffed and my characters went flying across the room in all directions. Seeing that for the first time was funny, but the laughter ceased a few moments later when my main character was killed by Minsc because he was charmed.